• On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    ★★★★

    i was expecting a hell of a lot from this film but i was NOT expecting a spy thriller

    queen coppola ranked

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

    how did this film come into being? did they start off by saying 'lets make a film about a porn where its important to follow the story'? did they say 'lets get ryan gosling and just fucking uhhh'? did they say 'lets have a really funny detective story and weigh it down with a child to give it a strange patronising moralistic undertone it didn't need'? im gonna be honest with you i think it started with 'lets get ryan gosling and just fucking uhhh.'

  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor

    constantly reminds you how high hill house set the bar and constantly reminds you how far away its falling from it. for me just falls flat under the weight and pressure of its bigger better sibling

  • Dick Johnson Is Dead

    Dick Johnson Is Dead

    ★½

    nope, i like the approach to the subject matter but this just feels exploitative

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    2 things:
    i) if only steve buscemi did live forever
    ii) if only steve buscemi did chain himself to a refrigerator so that he would never have had to appear in this movie

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★½

    recommend to anyone that hasn't seen this and recommend to the creators of mamma mia 2 who, also, have not seen this

    its cherless though. cherfree. without a cher in the world. cher she goes. no cause for cherlabration. breathing with no cher. idk her cherabouts.

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★

    i, for one, enjoy fun

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ☺️😬😬😬😬👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😬😬😬🔪☠️

  • Dinner for Schmucks

    Dinner for Schmucks

    only ❤️ thing ❤️ that ❤️ could ❤️ make ❤️ those ❤️ dead ❤️ mouse ❤️ sculptures ❤️ more ❤️ beautiful ❤️ is 💖 stuart 💖 littles 💖 corpse✨✨

  • The Sixth Sense

    The Sixth Sense

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    imagine literally spending an entire year thinking that your wife won't speak to you and no adult will even look at you, but reconciling yourself that at least youve found a friend in a 9 year old child that sees dead people. karen if you're reading this please let me see my children, billy says its what your grandmother would have wanted.

  • Blue Valentine

    Blue Valentine

    ★★★★★

    as much of an emotional gut-punch as this film is it also has ryan gosling saying the line 'wowwww where are we, huh? we're inside a robot's vagina' so really i think it balances itself

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    scott: 'evil ex boyfriends'
    ramona: 'exes'
    scott: 'why do you keep saying that?'
    *enter roxie richter*
    scott: 'her?'

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