• Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    This has to be the best Video Game Movie Adaptation ever. I have faith.

  • Men

    Men

    This is literally a Parody of an A24 horror film

  • Penis

    Penis

    ★★★★★

    Lettuce and Cheese Please! 🙂












    Didler. 🙁

  • The Front Room

    The Front Room

    ★½

    Let's go I finally finished the Pregnant A24 Horror Movie Trilogy (False Positive, The Front Room and High Life.)
    Anyway The Front Room is a movie, one of the worst things I've ever seen and it was HILARIOUS. There was NO scares, just a really old and dishevelled old lady who was constantly pissing off the Protagonist and shitting herself. My favourite scene was when the old lady gets accused of being a racist and starts speaking gibberish and throwing…

  • The Hole in the Ground

    The Hole in the Ground

    ★½

    The Hole In The Ground is a movie, one I have no feelings towards at all. The characters were basic and forgettable, the scares were practically non existent. It was boring as ever and ripped things from better movies and did them in a shallow way. I enjoyed nothing at all. It was so bland, there's better horror films that delve into the psyche of a mentally ill woman and her son. The hole in the ground only showed up…

  • Free Birds

    Free Birds

    ★★★★★

    They go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU. That's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU.

    Turkey/100

  • Life After Beth

    Life After Beth

    ★★★

    Yep, I watched Jeff Baena's Life After Beth. And I can say for certain that Life After Beth is a movie, a surprisingly enjoyable and funny one. I think the acting was great all around and I genuinely laughed alot, with all the characters being very endearing especially the Protagonist's brother (my favourite character.) The film had alot of care in it and I didnt at any point get bored watching the movie. I think it's a really great horror-comedy,…

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★★½

    I actually saw the ending of Promising Young Woman when I was a bit younger. I think around when it came out, and I was really freaked out by it. Specifically the climax of the movie. I was so disturbed but interested, and I searched for this thing but found nothing. Then, about a week ago I remembered about that film and specifically remember the Protagonist's multicolored hair and nurse outfit and it had disturbed me more than any film…

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★

    I know I said the next one I'd review would be Love Actually but I was forced to watch this since its kinda a tradition.
    The Holiday is a movie, a nostalgic one I guess you could say. I really like the Iris parts and she is easily the best part of the film. She definitely has the most fleshed out character arc and I wish the film was focused more on her dynamics than Amanda's which I actually have…

  • Slice

    Slice

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I finished SLICE. It sure was a film, a really really embarrassing one. The acting was so shit, the ending was horrid and it was a laughably bad movie. I only laughed once and it wasn't even when the film was trying to be funny. The constant swearing just makes the film worse and I cringed SO MUCH. The only 2 characters I liked where Jack and Joe and I enjoyed the scene where he blows up the pizza place.…

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    I'm never NOT gonna love interstellar, I was going through a rough time and this film basically saved me. I've seen it dozens of times and I could quote this entire film, I have 3 Interstellar Posters, The Novelisation AND The Science Of Interstellar AND waited a whole year to see this film in the cinema in IMAX for its re-release. This may not be in my top 4 on here but my connection to this film is like Murph…

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    I'm straight why do I love this movie so much

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