The Autobots continue to work for NEST, now no longer in secret. But after discovering a strange artifact during a mission in Chernobyl, it becomes apparent to Optimus Prime that the United States government has been less than forthright with them.
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The best part of TRANSFORMERS 3 is when the villain begs for his life and Optimus Prime shoots him in the fucking head.
I don't understand this film.
I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long.
I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is saying.
I don't understand why LaBeouf is shouting at me so much.
I don't understand which robot I'm meant to be cheering for.
I don't understand why this is a Coen Brothers cast member graveyard.
I don't understand what anyone is doing AT ANY POINT DURING THIS FILM.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
In this one the children's toys run on some sort of red fuel(?) so that when they get their limbs ripped off and brains blown out it looks like they're gushing blood, also the main hero toy yells "freedom" a lot while tearing out spinal cords and brutally executing the unarmed villain toys like Dirty Harry as they beg for mercy. Other scenes include: the toys doing imperialist missions in Iran, conversing with the real Buzz Aldrin, shotgunning the Lincoln memorial, and hanging out at Chernobyl. An entire hour of this is committed to one set piece containing some of the most stunning action of Bay’s entire career (clean camera maneuvers and long takes galore) and takes place during what…
One of the most politically & morally insane studio films ever funded. A full 2 & a half hour showcase of maximalist nihilism where in this one the humanoid bodies of the transformers now spill gallons of red blood like liquid & have every gooey organ ripped from their flesh and every limb torn apart. Bay uses iconography of American tragedy in every frame of this, somehow managing to go from the Challenger Disaster to 9/11 in minutes. Optimus Prime purposefully misleads and gaslights the entire human race (oh yeah also the auto bots become a weird metaphor of sorts for, immigration?) so he can make a point about how war and murder is the only righteous path. Patrick Dempsey runs an Epstein…
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
Replacement hot chick and dude with one expression running around.
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
Big Ol' Robots who should be cool but aren't, breaking shit and stuff.
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
Malkovitch? Nemoy? Tudyk? McDormand? Really?
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
Final battle sequence!!
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
What the hell is going on?
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
BOOM BLAM KAPOW!!
Oh.....it's over.
Ah well.....
Saying this is the best of the Transformer movies is like saying prostate is the best of the cancers.
not talked about enough in the “funniest movies ever” conversation.
from "freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
to "we will kill them all."
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'Bayhem' reigns. And in this cookie-cutter fabric of a popular cinema industry, the mechanical constructions of Michael Bay are dazzling, abstract rarities; like a dessert baked out of raging, sweltering metal and clanging hysteria.
I wrote about how the terrorizing Revenge of the Fallen, as well as 3D, paved the way for an ultimate Bay distillation.
www.talkfilmsociety.com/articles/the-unapologetic-bayhem-of-transformers-dark-of-the-moon
Hyper-masculine sleaze fest, swinging from point to point with little concern in the world but to radiate pure, overly-silly patriotic sentiments. But it’s so damn fun. Knows its strengths and uses them to the utmost extent; Sam Witwicky a rage-fuelled, neurotic moron with hilarious one-liners and audacious machine-clashing vivid spectacles. Plus, this one clearly intended to highlight treachery and post-catastrophe-driven paranoia in a more cruel form than the previous entries. The final hour is genuinely Bay at his most insane (Bad Boys 2-esque)—a true demonstration of how to end a Hollywood blockbuster in the most explosive manner possible—total Bayhem, you might say. But god, these films are so fucking funny too; full of personality and unbelievably idiotic lines, there's plenty to chuckle about. runtime could be considered a little long, but the final hour more than makes up for it.
Michael Bay, the people’s auteur
Bay's images are so frequently in conflict with his texts (for lack of a better term). playing to his strengths, the scripts are utilitarian at best, extended clotheslines on which to hang action sequences, with plenty of room for improvisational "comedic" padding. outside of maybe Cameron there's nobody on Earth with the comparable ability, visually and logistically, to pull off the spectacular 9/11 porn on display in the final hour here, but virtually anyone you picked up off the street could conceivably present a more convincing, relatable subplot about a nervous geek with an inferiority complex trying to land his first job out of college. it plays one way on paper, but as i've said before, he's not capable of…
