Synopsis
Some sacrifices must be made
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.
Nicolas Cage Ellen Burstyn Kate Beahan Frances Conroy Molly Parker Leelee Sobieski Diane Delano Michael Wiseman Erika-Shaye Gair Christa Campbell Emily Holmes Zemphira Gosling Matthew Walker Mary Black Christine Willes Sophie Hough David Purvis Xantha Radley Tania Saulnier Anna Van Hooft Moraea Bieber Jayda Bieber Talia Ranger Kendall Cross Simon Longmore Andre Danyliu Jacqueline Robbins Joyce Robbins Aaron Eckhart Show All…
Nicolas Cage Randall Emmett Norman Golightly Avi Lerner Simon Franks Manfred D. Heid Zygi Kamasa Gerd Koechlin Shawn Williamson Boaz Davidson John Thompson
Jochen Kamlah Danny Dimbort George Furla Josef Lautenschlager Elisa Salinas JoAnne Sellar Trevor Short Andreas Thiesmeyer
Scott J. Ateah Paul Becker Eddie Yansick Monique Ganderton Pat Young Claire Webb Darryl Scheelar Kevin Schartner Tom Glass Rikki Gagne Ryan Ennis Garvin Cross Mike Carpenter Mike Birkwieser
Willard Overstreet Ronald Eng Buck Robinson Steve Tushar Darren Brisker Steve Pederson Gary Ritchie Ryan Maguire
Millennium Media Saturn Films EFO Films Equity Pictures Medienfonds GmbH & Co. KG III Nu Image Alcon Entertainment Emmett/Furla Films
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bitches ! you BITCHES ! THIS IS MURDER! *MURDER!* YOU'LL ALL BE GUILTY! and you're doing it for NOTHING!..... killing me won't bring back your GODDAMN HONEY! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH........ ooooooohhh.... i don't get it......... i'm not one of you..... i don't BELIEVE in your god !! i don't believe in sacrifice........ ARRRRRRRRGh......... oooooohhwww......... ohhhhwwww......... oH NO DONT MOVE ME AHHHHHHHHH WHA-AWWWWWWWW !! what is it? what is it? wha-what is it what IS IT WHAT IS IT?!!! OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEEEEEEEEES! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OH THEYRE IN MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!......................................... oh god........ oh mai gawd..... OH MAI GAWD
I want you to imagine a world where another one of the classic psychological thrillers of the 20th century, The Silence of the Lambs, was remade in a similarly terrible fashion to this. This is how the classic 'Lambs' scene between Clarice and Lecter would pan out...
Lecter: After your father's murder, you were orphaned, you were 10 years old. You went to live with cousins on a sheep and horse ranch in Montana. And?...
Clarice:...and one morning I just ran away.
Lecter: Not 'just', Clarice. What set you off? You started at what time?
Clarice: Early, still dark.
Lecter: Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Clarice: I heard a strange noise.
Lecter:…
I'm not going to bat for this as some hidden success just waiting to be reclaimed, but it's a lot more interesting than its idiotic "so bad it's good" reputation would suggest. It definitely has a tough time juggling some pretty disparate tones, but that awkwardness also goes a long way in keeping things off-balance, unsettling. Not even setting aside bits that are clearly intentionally humorous, Cage in particular is pretty terrific (at least I think so, but I gather there's some debate) as a rigid cop traumatized on two fronts, both by the horrible incident that opens the movie and his sad mistrust of women, and his ability to behave rationally disintegrates along with his authority.
there wasn't even the goddamned bee scene in it. it was an alternate ending. all of this pain and suffering for nothing but more pain.
nic, you done me dirty.
i am out. goodbye.
if the entire 102 minute runtime of this movie consisted only of what happened in the last 30 minutes the film would improve GREATLY
a film that argues that every time you have sex w a woman it MIGHT be step one in an elaborate bee inspired scheme to farm sacrificial objects as protection against possible crop failure
While The Wicker Man is really atrocious, it manages to entertain the audience with a couple of unintentionally hilarious moments and an “inspired” performance from Nicolas Cage. This is the worst film I’ve seen him in by far. It’s supposed to work as a suspense thriller but apart from one scene that was a bit creepy, nothing is remotely convincing or intriguing. The constant use of flashbacks was annoying and the hallucination sequences turned to be funny instead of disturbing. The performances were horrendous all around and Cage hit another really low point in his career with this work. For the most part, The Wicker Man is boring and just plain terrible, but at least the last portion presents us with some of the most outrageously funny sequences in the history of cinema.
I absolutely adore this film; of course for its utter atrociousness and Nic Cage being crazy Nic Cage.
As a genuine fan of the original I would love nothing more to write this remake off for all of its faults, and that's exactly what I would have done, if it wasn't for Nicolas Cage.
What is better than crazy Nic Cage punching women and overreacting to CG bees? Nothing. Literally. Nothing. Seriously. There. Is. Nothing. Ever.
He pulls out trash that should have been left in the garbage covered in last weeks left over Chinese food, and kicks its ass into the realm of brilliance and immortality.
Nic Cage personally earns himself a full five stars for this masterpiece as he, single-handedly, eclipses any fault to be beheld.
Oh, and Nostalgia Critics "Bear Jokes" www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSiMnPAt1BY
Nicolas Cage gets a bad rap. He gives the full-throttle performance this movie requires, and is failed by the pedestrian direction of Neil LaBute.