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  Review by Karsten ★★★ 12

  Not to be THAT guy but this could’ve used more blob.

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  Review by Jaxi ★★ 17

  can't believe our dumbass dogshit grandparents thought this movie was scary

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  Review by Sebas ★★★ 3

  Another reason to be concerned about global warming

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  Review by Joe Rumrill ★★★★★ 2

  Folks, it’s official: I would like to taste the Blob

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  Review by Sydney🚀 ★★★½ 8

  Love these little 50s Red Scare time capsules, bonus points for having a kickass theme song 

  🎶Beware of the blob, it creeps
  And leaps and glides and slides
  Across the floor🎶

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  🎶Right through the door
  And all around the wall
  A splotch, a blotch
  Be careful of the blob 🎶

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  Review by JBird ★★★ 2

  A leading role for Steve McQueen,
  Unable to describe what he's seen.
  The 50's were mellow,
  Then came the jello,
  With 28-year-olds playing teens.

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  Review by Jon Oppenheimer ★★ 2

  Not nearly enough blob.

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  Review by Amy Andrews ★★★ 3

  A film about day two of a woman's period. 100% accurate.

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  Review by Naughty aka Juli Norwood ★★★½ 5

  Absolutely loved it as much as I did when I was a kid! If you love the old Sci-fi Horror classics then this one is worth checking out!

  I mean come on who wouldn't be afraid of a giant blob with a healthy appetite for humans!

  I dunno what excited me more seeing a very young Steve McQueen or seeing all of the old classic cars!

  The ending is yet another reason we need to stop global warming ;-)

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  Review by jaywill ★★★

  fordbidden fruit gusher

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  Review by c h r i s ★★★ 6

  there’s a man here with some sort of parasite on his arm. it’s assimilating his flesh at a frightening speed. 

  Steve McQueen vs. outer-space gooey alien, it burns, it stings, it absorbs everything and anything it touches, growing and growing until it can’t grow anymore, it’s… The Blob! 
  an embarrassing first time watch for me today and it’s chock-full of goofy outdated special effects and heavy talking sequences—less talky more blob absorbing parasite!—beyond glad I finally gave this a watch, this is my kind of comfort cinema on a scorching hot summer day.
  When Steve McQueen isn’t running away from the ever-growing red jelly blob, he’s riding in his blue convertible, hair slicked back with his girl in the passenger seat, getting ready to hang with the boys and have a speed car race…. wait I thought this movie was about a blob! 

  life goal: watch at a drive-in theater for the ultimate classic 50s monster movie experience!

  it’s buuuurning. 

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  Review by Sally Jane Black 14

  I have been listening to the theme song for this film for years. I assumed when I heard it that it was connected to the film, and I was delighted to learn that it was right there in the opening credits (complete with overlong instrumental intro). It's just pure, campy, wholesome easy listening harmony, cheezy in the best possible way. I am a little obsessed with finding the best of easy listening. It's an awful genre full of the very worst qualities of pop music, but in there, amongst the welling strings and the soaring, empty voices, there are gems, pure beautiful gems. Even Perry Como manages to have a good time somehow. And "The Blob" is one of those…