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  Review by sarah ★★★★★ 1

  if word gets back to these kids that somebody is murdering virgins we’re gonna have a goddamn fuck fest on our hands

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  Review by •lily• ★★★½ 2

  If this happened in real life then mitski fans would be doomed

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  Review by DeathBolt ★★★½ 3

  God I love movies where everything just feels kind of off and nobody talks like a normal person.

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  Review by haley ★★★ 15

  did anyone else feel all that weird sexual tension between the father and daughter?

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  Review by c h r i s ★★★★ 2

  “Holy hymens, Batman! They’re killing virgins!”

  Ok, Cherry Falls is a severely underrated post Scream slasher film that turns the horror genre on its head when a killers M.O is to kill virgins,  rather than the usual ... 

  Randy: “there are certain rules one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie... for instance 1. you can never have sex...” 

  I had a lot of fun with this one and it’s always good seeing the adorable Brittany Murphy even though she calls her dad “daddy” in a very uncomfortable soft kinda way. 
  It’s clear that this was edited down and glossed over but it’s still an enjoyable watch full of violent kills, frantic dark hallway chases, & hysterical…

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  Review by Ian West ★★★½ 1

  Undervalued weirdo post Scream slasher with some Twin Peaks vibes that, like most of my favorite movies in that cycle, feels more like modernized 80’s slasher film than a self referential camp-fest and I admire that. I love the premise and the darker than usual feeling this picture has… plus the phrase "hyman holocaust" is uttered by some horny teen and thats worth the price of admission alone lol.

  This holds up for me better than a lot of its relatives of the era—and I really miss Brittney Murphy.

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  Review by Bunny🐰🪓 ★★½ 2

  SHERIFF BRENT: Jody do you have a boyfriend and have you done it with him if not you should because there is a serial killer on the loose and he is targeting all the virgins of our town.

  Me: Hey sheriff Brent are you, friends, with MR. LEVENSTEIN (JIM'S FATHER FROM AMERICAN PIE)😂.

  Cherry falls is a mediocre slasher flick that tries to be too serious for no reason even when you are setting up the plot regarding the serial killers killing pattern that is laughable, it should click you that very instance that it should be a dark comedy and I was watching it as one but after I watched the genre I decided to rate it low, almost…

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  Review by kat🕷 ★★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★ 5

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  Been seeing this labeled as Scream-Lite and all that but the late-90s/early-2000s slashers, while pushed out at a record rate to keep up with the short window of profitability, certainly had more to offer than what Wes Craven's classic initially commented on. Cherry Falls, in this instance, is less of a grab-bag riff on tired slasher cliches, but specifically focused on teenage sexuality, and the method of being a virgin as a safety bubble in the world of hack and slashes. With its neo-goth persona and feisty attitude, this is only really held back by outdated values towards the end and its inability to unleash the viciousness of its implicated violence (apparently MPAA-mandated, those fuckers!). As it stands, it's…

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  Review by Tony the Terror ★★½ 5

  Yeahhhh I think I’m supposed to like this one more than I actually do? Like I get that it’s an underrated post Scream slasher with a great cast, but it only gives me lukewarm vibes. The cast is indeed awesome and the story about a psycho killing virgins is fun and unique, but I dunno something about all the great parts only add up to an alright whole.

  Brittany Murphy is amazing and one of the few celebrities I still kinda mourn over...because let’s face it, excessive mourning over celebrities that you never actually knew is weird and unhealthy. Just putting that out there for anyone who absolutely falls to pieces when someone famous dies.

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  Review by zuzupan ★★

  when in doubt just throw a giant plastic shark at your attacker and see if it does the job

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  Review by BeardofTsu ★★★★ 9

  When Brittany Murphy demands her boyfriend sucks her toes harder that shit was hot!

  One of the better post Scream slashers with a simple enough story of a crazed killer murdering all the virgins he can get his hands on - naturally, the only answer is to have a mass orgy which is the scene of the climatic conclusion. I really wasn't expecting too much but it had a nice mix of comedy and horror although it's clear it's been cut to shreds, Brittany Murphy is great which is a testament to her with some of the dialogue she's given in this such as "Daddy, are you disappointed I'm still a virgin?" The whole relationship with her father is bizarre…