• Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★★½

    Holy shit can Cory Finley make a movie.

    In an alternate universe where I didn’t seek out Thoroughbreds or somehow didn’t love it as much as I do, it’s comforting to know that I would have become a fan of Finley either way.

    Bad Education is a fantastic follow-up to the aforementioned social thriller, occupying what is becoming my go-to genre (true crime thriller) and showing us how good those can be. Using just 108 minutes to tell its story…

  • The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley

    The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley

    ★★★★½

    I would like to wish a pre-emptive congratulations to Jennifer Lawrence for her Academy Award winning performance as Elizabeth Holmes.

    This is a Three Identical Strangers kind of what-the-fuck documentary you just have to see to believe. The story of this company touches on the technology boom, the fuck the system attitude of youth and the devastatingly human optimism at the heart of every colossal innovative failure like this one.

    Someone had better throw a few bags of money at Sorkin to write this, because it could seriously be his next masterpiece. I’ll settle for Adam McKay if I must.

    Grade: 9.5/10

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★★½

    I still don’t understand a damn thing anyone in this is talking about, but it’s really good.

    Even more psyched to see Vice in a few days.

    Grade: 7/10

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs

    ★★★★★

    Bring me the head of Steve Wozniak.

    Still blows my mind how damn great Seth Rogen is in this movie.

  • The Town

    The Town

    ★★★★½

    Had this at a 3.5 before, boy am I stupid.

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★★½

    I enjoy disposable 90 minute thrillers.

    Wes Craven’s best kino.

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    ★★★★

    One of the best comedies of the 2000's, if not ever.

    Grade: 8.5/10

  • Scary Movie 3

    Scary Movie 3

    ★★★½

    Art.

  • The Cable Guy

    The Cable Guy

    ★★★★

    Tired: I was born in the wrong generation because culture was so much better in the ____'s

    Wired: I was born in the wrong generation because I never got to go to a medieval times restaurant

    The Cable Guy is the first of a few Jim Carrey movies that grapple with distorted reality. Where it's put upon someone in The Truman Show, here it's a byproduct of neglect. The cable guy says it himself, "I was taught the facts of…

  • A Perfect World

    A Perfect World

    ★★★★

    Peak Clint Eastwood. Post-peak Costner.

    Grade: 8/10

  • A Fish Called Wanda

    A Fish Called Wanda

    ★★★★½

    Wow. Loved this! Kevin Kline gives an all time great performance of an all time great character.

    The kind of movie I’m mad at myself for not seeing sooner.

  • Big

    Big

    ★★★★½

    Charming, fun, Hanks is a delight etc.

    Probably the funniest thing about this is there’s a harrowing child abduction drama that’s shoved to the background.

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