joao

joao

dir. by david fincher (2007)

Favorite films

  • Madagascar
  • Arrival
  • Tangled
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Home on the Range

    ★★★★★

  • Juno

    ★★★

  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★★

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

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  • Home on the Range

    Home on the Range

    ★★★★★

    como que a nota é tão baixa desse filme aqui?

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Vanessa Loring : What would be a good time for you, Mark?
    Mark Loring : There's just some things that I still want to do.
    Vanessa Loring : Like what? Be a rock star?
    Mark Loring : Don't mock me.
    Vanessa Loring : I'm just saying that this is - this is something that's never gonna happen. You know -Your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, I'm never gonna be a mother.

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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

    Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords

  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "I wish I could say you were a good pupil, but the words would choke me."

    o melhor filme da Fox dos x men de looonge

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