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The Thing 1982

★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2024 1

HORORR MOVIE #81 (rewatch):
RAHHH I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH
This movie was truly something else and way ahead of its time, even if it was made now it would be ahead of the competition. The people on the practical effects and design team absolutely knocked it out of the park. Every little intricate design about the mutilated organisms that The Thing imitates is something to admire. This is arguably John Carpenter’s magnum opus, I’d say over Halloween.
There…
Coraline 2009

★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024 4

HORROR MOVIE #223:
First of all, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I will be watching at least one more horror film today on this special day.
It’s been a long time coming for me to see this movie. Fun fact, I recently went to the museum of pop culture in Seattle and they had a limited time Laika Studios exhibit where they went over the stop motion used in Coraline. Ever since then, I had even more motivation to go watch this.
I…

Recent reviews

Turning Red 2022

★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

This was a very interesting movie to watch because I definitely don’t think I’m the proper audience for this coming of age movie. It had its good moments which I think resonated well with people, it just didn’t really strike me as hard as others may have. I’ve heard good and bad things about this before watching it and it definitely just depends on who’s watching this and who’s had relatable experiences to this. Either way, Pixar at least has…
Sinister 2012

★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Dec 2024 2

HORROR MOVIE #22 (rewatch):
I don’t care what anyone says, this is a cult classic for me. In my previous review when I watched this for the first time, I mentioned how this was a top 10 horror movie for me. It’s crazy how 200 horror movies later, it still holds true.
The beginning sequence is one of the greatest openings I’ve seen in a horror movie. It’s so effective in immediately filling the viewer with dread, it’s great. After…

Popular reviews

Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel 2018

★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024 1

HORROR MOVIE #234:
The scariest thing about this movie is how absolutely abysmal the acting was. I don’t remember it being this bad in the first movie because I don’t think it was. This movie was a bit disheartening because I really enjoyed the first Hell House LLC and I was really looking forward to the sequel. It did have its scary moments, but the acting and dialogue was just not it. I think the script was either written in 30…
We're All Going to the World's Fair 2021

★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2024 1

HORROR MOVIE #233:
This was a random spontaneous watch on Max. A bit of a slow burn but quite powerful. It really did feel like I was watching cheap horror YouTube videos, which I guess was the intention. The acting from Anna Cobb was phenomenal, considering this was her first full length movie prior to Bones and All. You can really tell that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; this really felt like Jane Schoenbrun’s I Saw The…

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