watch out for that plot hole sonic!!

i love u kingsman i love u eggsy i love u roxy and colin forth and martin strong

also pupppiesss

plz i need kingsman 4 / whatever the one with louis partridge is supposed to be 🙏🏼🕯️

angry andy samberg, the man that you are 😍

set up was very confusing but it won me over by the end ! except the polar plunge bc why would u wanna go back into the freezing cold water after almost losing your child to the freezing cold water

fave character was the fake-out ms trunchbull who actually turns out to be miss honey and i wanna give her a hug, actually (haha! see what i did there? ok bye)

😬

dnf’ed so maybe it gets better? but this one’s not for me sadly

was so tense through the entire film my entire body and soul were exhausted by the end, but like in a good way

andrew garfield. florence pugh. cute child. ‘nuff said 😎

(apologies for this coming a month late)

really disliked the first half of the movie… especially the parts where they are running around with their friends? like, are they in their twenties or in their teens? wasn’t quite giving the whirlwind romance i think they were going for imo

goons were great, except for in the house scene. i like the old guy, don’t remember his name tho

also cringe af dialogue during what i’m pre sure was supposed to be the emotional core of the movie…

stressful. funnier than expected - especially the knife scene omfg

well… i didn’t fall asleep during this one at least. (but who knows if this would’ve been the case if we didn’t watch it in two sittings :p)

i just don’t understand why we are immediately believing the five year old saying he’s totally the bestest pilot in the world ever

thank god for ryan reynolds and his passion projects

o.0