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★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024
You may be cool, but you’ll never be Nosferatu casually strutting through town with a coffin under his arm like it’s the hottest new designer handbag cool.
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A dull sequel that weaves politcsssssssssssa into the endless woes of a sad boi, struggling through trials and battles to become a sad gladiator boi.
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Pretty Woman for trustfund kids who think the american dream is is crying on a private jet.
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Pixar’s wettest story yet. Nothing hits like hot seamen splashing hard, dripping cumulatively.
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Michael’s coldness? As glacial as gelato. Vito’s ambition? As bold as an espresso. Fredo’s loyalty? About as solid as wet pasta.
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In the name of the Fatha, the Son, and the Holy Jar Jar Binks. Cuz meesa creep, meesa weirdo.
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★★★½ Rewatched 05 Dec 2024
Adulthood is rewatching Home Alone 2 30 years later and realizing I’m more of a Pigeon Lady now—independent, solitary, and less of a Kevin—wildly fixated on violent traps and savage maulings.
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★★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024
A cynical examination of idealized happiness. Patriarchy as a garden of Eden where Eva is interchangeable. Can you spot the serpent? 🐍
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★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Nov 2024
Turns out, family business isn't all nepotism—it's also murder and pasta.
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In another life, I would have really liked just pretending to be mentally disabled and running naked with you.
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A window into an artist’s mind, serving as solid proof that collage artists are simply hoarders with good taste.
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Live from New York, it's anxiously laughably squalidly passably Night!
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