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  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2023 4

    It's refreshing to see a film that accurately portrays children for what they really are; vessels of wickedness and harbingers of malevolence.

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas 1984

    ★★★★ Watched 08 Aug 2020 1

    Did more for pink sweaters than the entire Barbie catalog.

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones 2009

    ★ Watched 05 Mar 2021 4

    According to Peter Jackson, when you’re violently murdered your soul travels to a Windows XP screensaver.

  • Another Round

    Another Round 2020

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2020 9

    The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads dance several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.

  • Bicycle Thieves

    Bicycle Thieves 1948

    ★★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2020 5

    I stole a bicycle once. I tried explaining to the cops that I was merely paying homage to post-war Italian neorealism.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse 2019

    ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2020 4

    Brokeback island.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2023 3

    A movie that is both hot chocolate for the soul and chicken soup for the lazy eye.

  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker 1990

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2020 2

    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein was one crackwhore away from becoming a feminist masterpiece.

  • Sinister

    Sinister 2012

    ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2020 3

    A scientific study suggests that Sinister is the scariest movie ever but the scariest thing about it was Ethan Hawke’s dirty cardigan. Wash that shit man.

  • King Richard

    King Richard 2021

    ★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2021 3

    Thank you Hollywood for reminding me that behind every successful child there’s an abusive parent.

  • Lux Æterna

    Lux Æterna 2019

    ★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2021 4

    Gaspar Noé returns to finish off all the epileptic kids that Pokémon couldn’t kill in the '90s.

  • Mysterious Skin

    Mysterious Skin 2004

    ★★★★½ Watched 10 May 2021 2

    The amount of shoegaze in this movie is proportional to the times I had gaze at my shoes because it was too hard to watch what was happening on the screen. 😢

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