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You know what, I think maybe this time it would’ve been better to be a loving husband to your grieving wife instead of getting revenge.
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★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Dec 2024
I’m not even exaggerating when I say this really puts me in the festive mood more than any other Christmas film.
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They really should’ve explored more of Gizmo's Rambo arc; that little dude deserved to get his revenge after getting bullied by the new batch of gremlins.
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Irresponsible mogwai pet owner causes a gremlin pandemic.
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Edward scissors the local lonely milfs in the area.
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I’m super competitive, so if I wasn’t the one who got to the end first, I’d be forcing us into another game of Jumanji until I win.
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I would sue the fuck out of Willy Wonka for the mental and physical damage after visiting his chocolate factory.
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‘Accidentally’ streamed Willy Wanka & the Cockaholic Factory instead of Wonka, silly me.
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Peter Pan took one look at old wrinkly Wendy and decided to fuck her granddaughter instead.
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When this came out when I was a teenager I thought it looked so ass and cringe but now watching it as an adult, I realise what a lame ass teenager I was because it’s rather entertaining.
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Skipping down the yellow brick road to Emerald City to meet the two wicked sisters (Rachel Weisz & Mila Kunis) and let them do wicked things to me.
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Give me a proton pack because it’s time to capture and consign this franchise to the spirit realm.
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