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Monster 2004

★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 8

“This day I call the heavens and the earth as witnesses against you that I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life, so that you and your children may live.”
- Deuteronomy 30:19
Believe the hype! I usually don’t give out 5/5s often, but this is one of the most insane pieces of anime I’ve ever seen. There is so much to process here and I honestly don’t know where to start.
It gets…
Spider-Man 2 2004

★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Dec 2021 31

I am going to be very biased when I say this, but this movie means so much to me. It was June 2004, I was 5-years-old and I remember walking into the theater to watch this in awe. This was the movie that made me fall in love with Spider-Man as a whole. Heck, I had a Spider-Man 2 themed birthday, listened to the soundtrack, and played the video game that year. I watched this movie so many times when…

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Squid Game 2021

★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

My expectations for the second season were pretty low, especially given the cultural impact of Squid Game. It never stood a chance of topping what came before, but that’s okay. Squid Game 2 was an enjoyable season in the end.
Gi-hun decides to go back to the games and end it for good. It continues where it left off, and serves as a logical step forward and how the series would continue to this point. The writing and tension aren’t…
David Lynch Cooks Quinoa 2007

Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

Today my heart smashed into pieces knowing that David Lynch is no longer with us. He was truly a one of a kind and an incredibly unique artist who changed the way we look at filmmaking and storytelling. It’s a sad day for movie fans, but we will always remember the great influence he has left behind in the world. Thank you for everything you’ve given to us and you will be missed.
RIP David Lynch.

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The Hunt 2012

★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2022 8

This is the most feel good Christmas movie for every family to enjoy!
X-Men 2000

★★★ Rewatched 14 Apr 2022 6

This is the second X-Men movie (besides First Class) that had the word, Among Us.

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