Andrew Patron

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991

★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2023

You get shot in the leg! And you get shot in the leg! And you get shot in the leg! And you get shot in the chest with a grenade!
Megalopolis 2024

★★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

The best time I've had in the theater since watching Jackass 4.

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Congo 1995

★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

This movie fucking rips.
Rumble Fish 1983

★★½ Watched 09 Dec 2024

Gorgeous to look at but that's about it.

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Forrest Gump 1994

½ Watched 20 Apr 2023

A boomer's wet dream.
Snowpiercer 2013

★★ Watched 18 Aug 2021

Alarmingly fucking stupid.

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