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  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Black Narcissus
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Penda's Fen

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  • Wicked

    ★★

  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    ★★★

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    ★★★★★

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That’s not going to go over well with the woke mob!

    After years of ho-hum releases that just couldn’t recapture the MAGIC of INFINITY WAR and ENDGAME (the excellent SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME not withstanding), Shawn Levy’s DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE proves the MCU is FINALLY back on top where it belongs! With stunning action, non-stop laughs, and cheer-worthy cameos, DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE is EXACTLY the superhero nostalgia extravaganza you’ve been waiting for! Hugh Jackman is BACK and better than ever!…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★

    Do you dream about being interlinked [?]

    Hard to reckon how classically “pretentious” I find this (ie, a very stupid movie that postures as a very smart one) with how much fun I have watching it. Despite the absent texture of the original film, there is still a pulpy appeal to this — its oppressively sterile locales, its post-expressionist production design, its menagerie of freaks and fascists performed marvelously by a revolving door of character actors and bit players. There…

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★

    don’t really have a novel way of saying this kind of sucks. Erivo and Grande are both very good, there’s some lovely production design, but this is extremely turgid and it just looks terrible. The colour grade seems to be the log line critique but this is an ill-composed, messily assembled film in each frame of its somehow nearly three hour runtime.

    All of that though is already being somewhat codified as consensus (with varying importance on either the positives…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Why don’t you just put your trust in the Lord then? 

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★½

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    But… you are not allowed to create. Even a simple tune. Damn frustrating, I’d say.

    You disturbed people. You were too human. Too idiosyncratic, thinking for yourself. Made people uncomfortable. So they made the following models with fewer complications.

    More like machines.

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    The most common criticism I see of my beloved Alien: Covenant from people who aren’t outright dismissive of the film’s sensibilities lies with its final act aboard the titular ship. The film’s gothic aesthetic and existential ruminations…

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★★★½

    We are such stuff as dreams are made of

    Cinema’s past collapsing in on itself. Lang. Murnau. Sjöström. Gance. Eisenstein. Powell and Pressburger. Hitchcock. Wise. Wyler. Laughton. Wong. Coppola weaves a rich, iconographic tapestry of the history of a medium he (correctly) frames as on the precipice of either collapse or rebirth, crafting a genuinely singular set of images, strikingly composed, saturated with a texture that’s all but impossible to replicate within the current landscape of the industry. Coppola aims to…

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