Con Air
Leighton Trent

Review by Leighton Trent Patron

Con Air 1997

★★★★

Watched 27 Feb 2021

"The last Mohican is burnin', man!"

If there are "Garbage Crime" films, why can't there be "Garbage Action" films as well? And really, shouldn't this be its thumbnail? After all, this is 116 minutes of Jerry Bruckheimer "FUCK YEAH!" turned up to 11, Cage Pseudo-Mullet and all. 1997 may not have given this much love, but here in 2021 we show our appreciation for Cyrus the Virus, for Pinball, for Billy Bedlam, for Swamp Thing, for Diamond Dog, for Baby-O, for Johnny 23, for The Marietta Mangler, for Sally Can't-Dance, for Vince Larkin and most especially for Cameron Poe.

And if you can't show your appreciation, then that is a situation that needs to get UN-FUCKED RIGHT NOW!

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