• Sex and the City 2

    Sex and the City 2

    ★★

    I was quite expecting Omid  Djalili to say “welcome to Abu Dhabi, my humble home”

    That’ll have saved this film for me.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★½

    “F**k this franchise”


    Exactly what I said few minutes into this.




    TwentyTwentyThree.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    Jim Carrey carried this installment all on his back… he is an evergreen character actor. 


    TwentyTwentyFour.

  • The Mountain Between Us

    The Mountain Between Us

    ★★★★

    My mom doesn’t watch anything other than Nollywood. She barely understands foreign english and accents and never gets to flow with dialogues that not in traditional African tone. So for the first time ever, with subtitles, she actually sat through this film and I’m over the moon about it. 

    I’m so happy! And she totally likes this film, so I’m going to reserve my personal opinions about it and enjoy the moment!

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★★

    Starting the new year with one of Chris Nolan’s masterpiece, just to get a chance to see one of the most beautiful shot ever, Tom Hardy hanging around a burning plane before being zapped. I love you so much Hoyte van Hoytema. 

    This is going to be a great year for cinema, for cinephiles. Happy New Year LB Family. 

    💙

  • 15 Minutes

    15 Minutes

    ★★★

    Oleg would’ve made it as a director if only his head was in the right place.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★

    Did anyone get the chance to ask Arnie if the suit was comfortable in the slightest? Because It sure doesn't look like it.

    And I rewatched The Flashed earlier today and I can now fully understand Ezra Miller’s post credits reaction about Clooney’s cameo appearance.

  • The Lego Ninjago Movie

    The Lego Ninjago Movie

    ★★½

    The voice acting was simply all over the place, especially Dave Franco’s. But there were still fun moments, although it also became too much.

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★

    “You can’t survive on your own”

    “Nobody can, but here we are…”


    I’ve watched promos and BTS interviews about this project and everyone I saw and listened to were super confident they made ‘the thing’. Tickets have to be sold. I get it. 

    The world has moved on from Disney but we may never get to actually see that realistically simply because… well they are acquiring every other studio and distribution companies, a large percentage of the cinema goers are actually…

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★

    In an alternate world where Amber Heard’s court case is non existent, this film would still not be good enough.


    TwentyTwentyThree.

  • Retribution

    Retribution

    ★★

    Just a routine glance at Liam Neeson’s action template.




    TwentyTwentyThree.

  • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

    ★★★

    This has some awesome designs all round and also in a couple of shots in between sequence, you’ll find some of the worst cgi performances ever and overall it looks completely different from all previous installments, but these flaws and good parts make it a traditionally solid Transformers film. The premise looks very predated, there’s more focus on the machines because the franchise is supposed to be about them and not about the perfect curves on Megan Fox. 

    This installment…

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