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  • The People's Joker
  • Luz
  • The American Astronaut
  • A Bay of Blood

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  • I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

  • The Knight Before Christmas

  • Shrek 2

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  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    okay but this is a great time

  • Our RoboCop Remake

    Our RoboCop Remake

    ★★★★★

    I haven't seen the original.

    This is my Robocop.

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  • Shark Exorcist

    Shark Exorcist

    ★★

    Two stars for Ghost Whackers, the show within the show where Nancy Chase, paranormal investigator, keeps addressing the real camera instead of the in-universe camera.

    If anyone has a plot diagram handy for what I just watched, and why the main opponent of Shark Satan seemed to be Also Shark Satan, I'd appreciate it.

  • The Night Stalker

    The Night Stalker

    ★★★★★

    I love Kolchak. Everyone is so mad at him and so mean to him constantly. It's like if the characters who were rude to Mulder and Scully were the only people in the universe.

    Further scenes I imagine appear later in the next movie and series:

    "There's no such thing as bigfoot, you hack!" the gruff sheriff growled, as he was carried away by bigfoots.

    "You are the worst journalist ever!" says the swampthing, wearing a nametag labelled "Swamp Thing." He's the mayor in this one, or something.

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