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Hold up, L. We got an urgent request from Hercules. Tony's fine. It's that Kerry McIntosh - she's demanding some takeout from the Iron Belly in Bohan.
— Dessie's instruction.

Club Management - Kerry McIntosh is a celebrity job performed as part of the Club Management side-missions featured in The Ballad of Gay Tony.

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I don't know why I bother Dess. This girl is bulimic for sure. Serious puker.
— Luis to Dessie as he leaves Maisonette 9.

After previously helping Clay Jackson avoid being "outed" by Paparazzi, the next time Luis Fernando Lopez undertakes management duties at Maisonette 9, Dessie interrupts and says that the supermodel Kerry McIntosh is at Hercules and wants food delivered from Iron Belly Deli in Bohan.

I have here order for woman. We make it smooth so she can throw up easily.
— Iron Belly Deli employee handing over the food.

Luis travels to the deli where an employee hands him the bag containing the food. He must then get back to Hercules rapidly.

Luis:
Hello, who's this?
Danni:
Hi there. This is Danni, Miss McIntosh's assistant. I've been asked to follow up on the whereabouts of her food order. I'm told you're in charge of it.
Luis:
Yeah. I got it right here. If she can hold on tight, it's coming.
— Danni's first phone call
Danni:
Hi there. Danni again. Miss McIntosh wanted me to chase up that order. How are we doing?
Luis:
We're doing fine. We just love running errands. There's only so fast a man can get from Bohan to Westminster. Tell her to chill out. She must be used to hunger pangs.
— Danni's second phone call
Danni:
Hi again. Kerry's starting to get kind of antsy. When's it going to be here?
Luis:
It's coming, okay! I mean, I seen photos of Kerry, and I know she don't eat for months at a time. She looks like a famine victim.
There's no way she's going to starve to death in the couple of minutes it takes me to get this foul smelling shit to her. Chill out.
— Danni's third phone call

On the way back at approximately 15 minute (game time) intervals, Danni, Kerry's assistant will call Luis three times and ask where the food is.

Danni:
Hi again. Listen, thank you so much for going out to Bohan for Kerry, but you took a little too long.
Kerry wanted to eat something, like, right away so she had to send someone else to this little pizzeria in Alderney.
Sorry again and thank you so much.
Luis:
Fuck this shit.
— Danni's final phone call

If the player is too slow and Danni calls a fourth time, she will say that Kerry gave up waiting and ordered from an Alderney pizzeria instead and the mission will fail.

If the player makes it back in time, Luis will hand the package to Troy outside Hercules, and never actually encounter Kerry McIntosh or Danni.

Luis:
Kerry's got her takeout, D.
Dessie:
Remind me to avoid promotion at all costs, L. You the one who got to do all the shit jobs.
Luis:
Ain't that right, D. Management is for morons.
— Luis calls Dessie

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