Last Name

Last Name by Carrie Underwood is featured in The Rhodes Not Taken, the fifth episode of Season One. It is sung by the New Directions, with April singing lead. This is the first performance that the Titans in the New Directions participate in.

Before the performance, Will is wondering where April is. She then walks into the room, drunk. Will says that she had promised not to drink but she doesn't remember doing so, although she had done it the previous night. She says that she was drunk when she promised it, so he can't expect to follow up on her word. After the performance, April leaves the New Directions because she feels guilty that she was stealing the limelight from the younger members. In the song, they are all dressed up like cowboys and cowgirls. April wears a pink outfit while the New Directions members are in black and blue. Part of the dance to this song was replicated in the My Life Would Suck Without You dance at the end of Sectionals.

Lyrics[]

April:
Last night, I got served
A little bit too much of that poison baby
Last night I did things I'm not proud of
And I got a little crazy
Last night I met a guy on the dance floor
And I let him call me baby

April and New Directions:
And I don't even know his last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?"
And then it turned in, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name

April:
Whoo
We left the club right around three o'clock in the morning
His Pinto sitting there in the parking lot
Well it should have been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into
So I blame it on the Cuervo
Oh where did my manners go?

April and New Directions:
And I don't even know his last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?"
And then it turned in, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name
Here we go...

April:
Today I woke up thinkin' about Elvis somewhere in Vegas
I'm not sure how I got here
Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared out of nowhere
I gotta go I take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road
They say what happens here stays here
All of this will disappear
There's just one little problem...

April and New Directions:
I don't even know my last name
Oh my mama would be so ashamed
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?"
And then it turned in, "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name

What have I done
What have I done
What have I done
Oh, what have I done I don't even know my last name

Well it turned into "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name

April (New Directions):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooow
Yeah-yeah (oh), yeah-yeah (oh), Yeah-yeah (oh), Yeah-yeah

April and New Directions:
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, ohhhh yeah
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?"
And then it turned into "Oh no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name
Oh yeah