* Posts by spireite

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Microsoft declares 2025 'the year of the Windows 11 PC refresh'

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Really?

I have it on my work laptop. I don't like it.

There is no reason for me to have it on my home kit.

I take solace in the fact my home kit is not deemed worthy enough for it.

Nothing wrong with Win10, payed with mattress scanners and decent anti virus, and common sense.

Christmas 1984: The last hurrah for 8-bit home computers

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History....

When i went to the affectionally named 'Nobby Green' school (S41 Newbold area of Chesterfeild), I cut my teeth on BBC Bs and Commodore PETS. BBC used rimarily for Chuckie Egg and copious minutes of Revs and Elite.

My first homer was a C64, andf then I graduated to mudslinging to ST owners at college when I had an Amiga 500.

Happy days of linking by cable with friends for Stunt Car Racer, Populous et al...

Million GPU clusters, gigawatts of power – the scale of AI defies logic

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All that money.....

..... and it still can't count the numbers of Rs in strawberry (and other similar words)

SvarDOS: DR-DOS is reborn as an open source operating system

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They fucked up the web browser?

Please tell me I am not alone in first reading it as being named Dildo.

Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word when he arrived at work

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It's an Easter Egg..

... Which nearly became a Nest Egg

Ingram Micro to 'stop doing business' with Broadcom, downgrade to 'limited engagement' on VMware

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Needs a spullchicker too.

Are your Prometheus servers and exporters secure? Probably not

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Netscaler and MFA

I find it unbelievable that a company wouldn't use MFA if it's avalable.

As a previous user of Prometheus in several places, we've always endeavoured to ensure that the endpoints are secured.

Ingenuity helicopter's flying days cut short by featureless Martian terrain

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Excellent....

Upside - they had a small helicopter flying on Mars for far more than they ever hoped

Downside - they can't get a non-SpaceX rocketry systems to be reliable.

Broadcom says VMware is a better money-making machine than it hoped

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Pending attrition......

Completely overlooking the fact that customers are currently pinned in because they can't get off the driverless bus towards a cliff in the short term.

Rest assured those same customers are probably all bringing migration away to the top of the to-do list.

When that time comes to pass, Broadcom will see VMWare revenue drop off the proverbial cliff with the bus, but the passengers will be safely off it.

Microsoft says premature patch could make Windows Recall forget how to work

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Needs Arnie

He managed ok, so he can lead Windows to it.

Elementary OS 8 'Circe' conjures Wayland magic

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Facepalm

The lack of an in-place updating mechanism between major versions is a stopper for many people I suggest, despite how pretty it looks.

Broadcom loses another big VMware customer: UK fintech cloud Beeks Group, and most of its 20,000 VMs

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Re: Silent majority

Yes, but isn't it the case that these are multi-year contracts?

If that is the case, then you've just received a few windy days, before the hurricane really rolls in.

No amount of storm chasers will save you when the bulk come in for renewal later.

Some will renew, simply because they haven't yet got a plan to migrate in the short term.

They will have one long term for sure, unless your product has no competitors.

Techie left 'For support, contact me' sign on a server. Twenty years later, someone did

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Re: Well...

Let's be honest, Insert Floppy isn't gonna be helpful.

SpaceX closing in on approval for 25 Starship launches in 2025

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Trollface

Head of FAA

January - Trump announces installment of Musk as Head of FAA.

AI Jesus is ready to dispense advice from a booth in historic Swiss church

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Artificial Intelligence? Irony alert!

Some will (are?) treat it as a priest no matter what, and listen to its ramblings.. much like a regular service then!

Many would argue, and I will poke the bear (not the kids), that it has more intelligence than those who go to Church regularly and then think it does them good.

I'm now going to hide in a corner and see the results of stirring the Jesus Hornets.

Whomp-whomp: AI PCs make users less productive

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Re: re: AI is a good tool when used in the appropriate hands

On Star Trek, it would cause a glass of Champers to appear on your desk.

Cloud repatriation officially a trend... for specific workloads

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Re: Cloud lock-in

I keep arguing this.

Conversation runs like...

Moving on-prem SQL to Azure- we'll save money.... ha, yea right

Want to get data in it? Use ADF - while the rest of us want to be agnostic - Aitflow/Prefect/Mage etc... to avoid that lockin

Of course, after a few years, moving from Azure (or any other cloud) back to on-prem - or to a competing cloud is damn night impossible, or very costly.

Clock's ticking on PostgreSQL 12, but not everyone is ready to say goodbye

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Re: Upgrade barriers

This - you are not wrong.

My background in MSSQL highlighted this..

In MSSQL, (for those that didn't know).generally you could detach the DB, then attach it to the newer version and stuff would just run pretty painlessly. It would default to the 'compatibility' of what it came from, and you might want to update statistics etc.

When I was lumbered with Postgres and needed to upgrade, it felt like I was pulled back 20 years.

Chinese chipmaker Loongson now just three to five years off the pace on the desktop

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5 years behind?

My initial thought is that they are miles behind, but the latest processors of the usual suspects really don't bring anything to the table for normal Joe Public.

AMD and Intel could find themselves Deepin trouble.

Fore-get about privacy, golf tech biz leaves 32M data records on the fairway

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Will the final report begin with a fourwood?

OpenStack Dalmatian debuts with a new dashboard, better security and GPU-wrangling

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Joke

I haven't seen it in use anywhere I've worked.....

.... or maybe it's just difficult to spot...

Microsoft hits go on Windows 11 24H2: Fresh features, bugs, and a whole lotta AI

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Re: plastic can melt

My current has Copilot/GPT disabled too, so even though you get an AI related element in results of a net Search, clicking on it results in a 'Computer Says No.

Now Dell salespeople must be onsite five days a week

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Anonymous.. Hah

Many an internal questionnaire has been sent where one entry asked for department of even job title.

Out of duty of care, I usually fill these with....... 'HR'

Bring the joy of train delays home with your very own departure board

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Re: Cool.

Mind the gap...

That's a great one, just for when you you arrive in your bedroom with the one night stand.....

Icon because....

Google sued for using trademarked Gemini name for AI service

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Is that the AI of Monty Python?

Gemi+nii

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In trouble for renaming from Bard to Gemini.

That's poetic justice.

Meta back at it, harvesting Britons' public Facebook, Insta feeds for AI training

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ICO

In reality...

I Can't Object

because that is how genuinely incapable they are.

Transport for London confirms 5,000 users' bank data exposed, pulls large chunks of IT infra offline

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Re: Mind the gap.....

Surely they should use the other platform, Signal.

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Mind the gap.....

... in our security protocols.

Hack into TFLs inevitably large databank, and the world is your Oyster

As major web browser makers snuggle up to AI, these skeptical holdouts remain

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A.I ?

For some reason , many believe it stands for Artificial Intelligence.

For me, my usage suggests it should stand for Artificial Incompetence.

After all, if it cannot correctly tell me how many Rs are in Strawberry (or others), then why should it be trusted to write your code/analyse your docs??

Research suggests more than half of VMware customers are looking to move

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They aren't the only one.

Given Dockers recent announcement where they are lifting the cost of licencing by 50% ?? , people should be leaving in droves.but we know many won't.

It has become so ubiqutous that many devs can't see outside that box. So, alternatives like Podman still remain almost a 'side project' for many.

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Re: Open source replacements not good enough ?

The reason this does not happen more often is 'money'....

In the long run , it will save money, but many C-suites/beancounters look at the fact that in the short term they don't believe migration work is productive, and therefore an unnecessary expense.

They are wholly incapable of looking at long term.

Meanwhile the techies who have to maintain the current POS are costing significantly more that the migration would in real terms. The C-suite can't see that though.

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Re: Consider Yourself

Tarnishing many there.

Given a choice between VSCode and Full Fat VS, for my workload VSCode everytime because.... speed. Autocomplete isn't the driver for most.

Boeing to launch quantum comms satellite testbed in 2026

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Trust?

Right now, I wouldn't trust them to run a bath, or launch a paper plane

SpaceX Polaris Dawn mission completes first commercial spacewalk

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Boeing....

Are you watching?

Criticise Elon all you want, but nobody can deny that SpaceX knows what it is doing, while the monkeys at Boeing can only consider lifting a model of Starliner off the CEOs table a successfully mission for the most part.

HPE to pursue $4B claim against estate of Mike Lynch over Autonomy acquisition

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There is only one thing that can be blamed by HP, and that's HP.

Nobody else, entity or otherwise can be blamed, with the exception of which ever entity performed due diligence - inhouse or otherwise.

NASA confirms who is flying and who is not on SpaceX Crew Dragon

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Radio frequency

Maybe the sound was interference from 737 Mhz

Tired of airport security queues? SQL inject yourself into the cockpit, claim researchers

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Obligatory reference...

Shirley not....

NASA will fly Boeing Starliner crew home with SpaceX, Calamity Capsule deemed too risky

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2026?

If it isn't going to see another free launch until sometime in 2026, they may as well pack up and retire the program

By then MuskX will be halfway to Mars

To crew, or not to crew – that is the question facing Boeing's stricken Starliner

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Starliner .. sinking without trace

Had a thought....

The Titanic was operated by White Star Line, and achieved one real trip.

this Starliner has done the same.... We should rename it Titanic, because this project is clear going to sink.

Report slams Boeing and NASA over shoddy quality that's delayed SLS blastoff

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I read the article n paragraph near the top as the Explosion Upper Stage

That may prove prophetic given the build quality evident in anything Boring is involved in, or attached

CrowdStrike hires outside security outfits to review troubled Falcon code

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Re: what happened

What surprises me is that this suggests a lack of in-depth testing has always existed... in which case they have arguably been damn lucky not to have a meltdown before.

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Re: what happened

Surely they would have , in that case case, experienced an error

"Overflow error fondled"

Chrome Web Store warns end is nigh for uBlock Origin

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I moved to Brave.....

Boeing's Starliner proves better at torching cash than reaching orbit

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Re: You are so polite...

They should have sent a 737max to the ISS.

They come down quite easily

Too late now for canary test updates, says pension fund suing CrowdStrike

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Re: WTF did I just read?

I suspect they may not get the chance

It's highly likely they'll be sued out of existence, and the carcass picked up by one of the AV names.

Amazon, you will do a total recall of bad stuff sold through your site, watchdog barks

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Total recall?

So basically, the packs are saying

I'll be back.....

Angry admins share the CrowdStrike outage experience

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Re: And yet

The longer recovery takes for customers, irrespective of a fix being made available today, is what is going to impact on CS most in terms of 'goodwill' and share price.

I imagine many will just yank that software out, period...

Boeing's Starliner set for extended stay at the ISS as engineers on Earth try to recreate thruster issues

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I'm afraid I can't do that Dave

At this rate, it'll take as long to come down as it did for them to send it up

Maybe they could save money and wait for SpaceX to deorbit the entire ISS.

Perseverance pays off as Mars rover's SHERLOC brought back from the brink

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The fix...

Probably had a buffer overrun of 221 bytes....

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