* Posts by teebie

1014 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

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Devs sent into security panic by 'feature that was helpful … until it wasn't'

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Re: Excel can also be unhelpfully helpful...

This is both helpful information, and saying "just do more work something that in more inconvenient, for no good reason"

Can AWS really fix AI hallucination? We talk to head of Automated Reasoning Byron Cook

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This seems to be an example of Betteridge's law of headlines - Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.

"These are big claims. What lies behind them?"

"behind them?" could be replaced be a full stop.

"domain experts arguing about what the right answer should be"

The main issues aren't disagreements between experts, it's AI spurting out absolute horseshit.

Apple shrugs off BBC complaint with promise to 'further clarify' AI content

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"While putting control over receiving the summaries into the hands of users is helpful, it would be better for Apple to make this an opt in feature until the issues have been ironed out."

The summaries are so egregiously wrong it would be better for Apple to completely disable the feature until it can guarantee a reasonable level of accuracy.

I suspect the time that they can make that guarantee is 'never'.

Are you better value for money than AI?

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We tried that at work, it gave a 4 step process that was

1 wrong, from the view that following them wouldn't work

2 wrong, in the sense that they were not even internally consistent

Eight things that should not have happened last year, but did

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Re: We all know that 'AI' is not really artificial intelligence.

summarizing, editing, building upon, and fictionalising already existing content.

Open source maintainers are drowning in junk bug reports written by AI

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Re: Wetware filters are usually sufficient.

Well that was rendered meaningless by a typo.

I meant "to encourage confirmation bias"

teebie

Re: Wetware filters are usually sufficient.

" free/cheap models have no control over "temperature", and it's never zero. I have no idea why"

To encourage confirmation answers. If you run a generative AI 10 times, then its more likely one is accidentally right, and that is the one that lodges in the brain.

Microsoft hijacks keyboard shortcut to bring Copilot to your attention

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Dirty, evil bastards.

Why Google's Chrome monopoly won't crack anytime soon

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"This decision recognizes that Google offers the best search engine"

Does it? It shouldn't do.

Whomp-whomp: AI PCs make users less productive

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"misconceptions," [...] AI PCs are a gimmick or futuristic [...] concerned about the privacy and security of their data when using an AI PC [...] AI PCs are not secure or regulated.

Should these be called 'conceptions' or is that not a strong enough word?

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Re: Generative AI produces Bullshit

Surely generative AI is spotting patterns contained in mass datasets, and that's where the bullshit comes from.

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Re: Not really news

I recently had a case where the AI summary gave (what turned out to be) the right answer when there was a typo in my query, which it corrected to the wrong answer when I fixed the typo.

Unfortunately, we're no closer to rightly apprehending Babbage's confusion of ideas, because the AI is a black box.

Want advice from UK government website about tax 'n' stuff? Talk to the chatbot

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"HMRC directed us to the Department of Science, Innovation and Technology (DSIT) for comment. DSIT has yet to respond."

Why? It's HMRC's chatbot

Linus Torvalds: 90% of AI marketing is hype

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Re: I agree

Possibly the same case, possibly a different one

They thought the AI was detecting cancer, but it was actually detecting the little rulers that are often found in images of cancer

You have issues with 'Issues' always being called 'Issues' in Jira, so Atlassian now allows them to be called ‘Tasks’

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Re: There are already tasks in Jira

"Then maybe Atlassian could start fixing the huge pile of bugs issues shite that is Jira.

TFTFY

Embattled users worn down by privacy options? Let them eat code

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Re: Irony

"ask yourself would your job exist without it?"

Yes, I work for a real company that provides users with a service they want, not a pack of bandits using underhand tricks to try to exploit their users.

Imagine a government that told Big Tech to improve resilience – then punished failures

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Re: Why?

"Bad businesses will go bankrupt at some point"

If you want evidence to the contrary then <waves generally at everything>

Extracting vendor promises won't fix cybersecurity. Extracting teeth might

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"If insurers refused to cover not just business losses from wonky security, but also didn't extend cover at all if standards could not be shown to be in place."

If a couple of the larger insurers did this, then companies would insure themselves with the others.

Offering cheaper insurance to companies with standards in place could work. Or offer cheap insurance, with the option to add an expensive schedule for covering terrible security practices.

Feel free to ignore GenAI for now – a new kind of software developer is being born

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" Developers won't need decades of experience to draw an input box. "

Major 'man in an advert who cannot open an umbrella' vibes.

Post-CrowdStrike catastrophe, Microsoft figures moving antivirus out of Windows kernel mode is a good idea

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Re: Do we bounce between mirror universes?

Please don't hold your breath when installing Microsoft patches. Asphyxiation is almost inevitable.

HPE to pursue $4B claim against estate of Mike Lynch over Autonomy acquisition

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Re: What the Feds wanted

I imagine he took more of an interest in US Federal criminal prosecution than a person picked at random

Gartner mages: Payback from office AI expected in around two years

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"Mainstream adoption of AI in the office and among employees remains around two years off, according to analysis from consultancy Gartner."

The missed the "and will remain, in perpetuity" after "remains"

Trump campaign cites Iran election phish claim as evidence leaked docs were stolen

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Re: The research dossier was a 271-page document

A lot of the pages came from the DFS catalogue.

Keir Starmer says facial recognition tech is the answer to far-right riots

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If you challenge someone from behind then you can't justify shooting them for turning round.

Google paying to be default search on phones is totally against antitrust law, judge rules

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"That’s a slap in the face to consumers who chose Google because they think it’s the best."

Have a guess what verb in that sentence doesn't belong in a comment about what the *default* search engine is.

Here we go again with more AI crime prediction for policing

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"predicts the solution to a judicial case in less than 20 seconds with a 96 percent success rate"

So there is reasonable doubt about every decision.

Inquiry hears UK government misled MPs over Post Office IT scandal

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Re: "UK government misled MPs"

"so that goverment cannot interfear with day to day management."

Various post office ministers were told that they could not interfere with operational matters because of the Postal Services Act. There doesn't seem to be any evidence that the act stipulates this.

How deliciously binary: AI has yet to pay off – or is transforming business

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"We're actually recommending to CFOs not to bother calculating the ROI, because you're not really going to be able to demonstrate that on your financials."

Forgive me for being sceptical of the person saying "It will be better, but just not in any measurable way. Buy our shit."

Life, interrupted: How CrowdStrike's patch failure is messing up the world

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Re: Major crisis averted - just

The phrase to use in that situation is "move it along, future boy"

I don't understand why you would consolidate the two things that can get you home (money for transport, or a phone for cries for help) into one easily stealable item.

London council accuses watchdog of 'exaggerating' danger of 2020 raid on residents' data

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Re: Don’t fire, don’t fine

"That would just mean that the responsible people start looking for jobs elsewhere to get a pay rise....."

'Tell me, Mr Exceo, why did you leave your last job'

'I was shit at it'

The graying open source community needs fresh blood

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Re: Realization

"OS doesn't really make the world a better place"

Having viable operating systems and browsers that aren't controlled by Microsoft, Apple and Google does make the world a better place.

Privacy expert put away for 9 years after 'grotesque' cyberstalking campaign

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"Garg then targeted [...]- the attorney [...] a Seattle police detective[...] the deputy prosecuting attorney"

I know this isn't the point, but this guy wasn't good at selecting his targets.

64% of people not happy about idea of AI-generated customer service

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Last year Zen were the biggest of the non-shit providers, maybe you can reach 1% if you add them all together. So the share of the broadband market is a tiny niche of a huge market.

The size of the niche will be different in other lines of business.

https://www.uswitch.com/broadband/studies/broadband-statistics/

EFF wants FTC to treat lying chatbots as 'unfair and deceptive' in eyes of the law

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"Is he trying to differentiate between info that is wrong as an honest mistake, and deliberate misinformation. And then claiming that if the wrong statement is made by a chatbot, it is *deliberately* misinformation, a priori?"

Is a wrong statement is given by a chatbot it is *recklessly* wrong. Whoever decided to use the chatbot either knew it would spew out a load of crap, or should have done.

You can't call information coming from a chatbot deliberately wrong, dishonest or an honest mistake - it does not have a mind that can be deliberate, dishonest or honest.

The idea that I am trying to get at is that companies shouldn't be able to avoid responsibility for their mistakes by getting a bot to make them for it, then claiming the bot didn't have mens rea, so there can't be legal consequences for its actions.

For the record: You just ordered me to cause a very expensive outage

teebie

Re: "Norman" who is an electrical engineer by trade and during one phase of his career

Ohm my god it's a pun run

Google begs court for relief from Epic Games' Play Store demands

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"the Play Store as it exists today is designed to distribute apps, not app stores."

Can this be dismissed as, prima facie, bollocks

After 13 years, Atlassian delivers custom domain names for Jira

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"Doing so, he wrote, will mean users "can create links with a shorter, fully customized base URL that redirects your users to the full URL.""

Surely that was already possible?

Study finds a quarter of bosses hoped RTO would make employees quit

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Re: Newspeak

"Giving a good performance"

You know, like an actor does.

Not a doer, an actor.

Screwdrivers: is there anything they can't do badly? Maybe not

teebie

Re: Not screwdrivers but...

I thought you were going to say that the washer had pinged to just outside the shop in Santa Rosa

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...Today I learned

This solves a birthday present problem I was having

John Deere now considers VMs to be legacy tech, Ethernet and Wi-Fi on the brink

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So they'll think it's a good idea to pay for something, but not really own it, and if it goes wrong they won't have any way to fix it, and will be entirely at the whims of their supplier.

They really don't listen to their customers.

Tesla self-driving claims parked in court

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Re: Self-driving cars remain ...

I was going to say something like that. But much more politely.

Japanese scientists propose drug to regrow teeth, promise trials won't bite

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Re: This could be big

"When did you last floss, AC"

"You...you were there"

You OK, Apple? Seriously, your silicon lineup is … a mess

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"However, CEO Tim Cook now has investors breathing down his neck wondering how he missed the boat on this whole AI thing."

He missed out on bored ape NFTs too

Stack Overflow simply bans folks who don't want their advice used to train AI

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Re: Overpaid

Plausible: yes

Correct: no

European Parliament votes to screw repair rights in consumer toolkits

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"European Parliament votes that consumers can screw themselves with impunity"

Future Roku TVs may inject tailored ads into anything and everything when you pause

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Re: On the plus side

Other times this wouldn't help:

to have time to read the clue that is flashed up at the screen

to get a good look at all of the pictures in the picture round in a quiz show

when somebody on tv pauses whatever screen they are looking at

When player 11 stands still

Despite two previous court victories, Tesla settles third Autopilot liability case

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" arguing that any of his past statements about Autopilot could have been deepfaked videos, and thus couldn't be trusted or treated as evidence of liability.

Why the automaker ultimately chose to settle this matter isn't clear"

Because their lawyers are maniacs grasping at very silly straws?

Network Rail steps back from geofencing over safety fears

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"ALO (All Lines Open) warning devices."

"ALO (Any line Open)."

Why does ALO have 2 different meanings.

Is it me, or is the first half of the article hard to follow?

Judge slaps down law firm using ChatGPT to justify six-figure trial fee

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I'm afraid that simpletons will believe that the results that come out of LLMs are accurate, and that it will negatively affect my life and the lives of others.

I'm afraid that simpletons will believe claims about how other AI products work, and that it will negatively affect my lives of others.

I'm afraid that simpletons will believe claims about how other AI products work, and that money and time will be channeled toward the snake oil peddlers, instead of being used for something useful.

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