* Posts by Paul Hovnanian

2097 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Mar 2008

Pastor's divine 'dream' crypto scheme indicted by Uncle Sam

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BitCoin drive

1) Hire a few sappers.

2) Dig a tunnel.

3) ???

4) Profit!

Japanese police claim China ran five-year cyberattack campaign targeting local orgs

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Windows sandbox

Where my cat spends a lot of his time.

What happens when someone subpoenas Cloudflare to unmask a blogger? This...

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Trollface

Lots of good questions ...

... and interesting issues about cross-national jurisdiction, the applicability of US civil rights to non citizen/residents, treaties, and various requirements that entities doing business in a country comply with its local laws.

This is why I confine my sh-t posting to citizens within my own country.

Boffins ponder paltry brain data rate of 10 bits per second

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Re: Not just parallel ...

"the inner brain is functionally the CEO"

Or PHB, if that analogy is more apt.

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Not just parallel ...

... but the brain is hierarchical. The sensory I/O certainly operates at much higher rates than 10 b/s (the authors quote a rate of 10^9 b/s). But specialized areas "distill" this raw data into symbols (concepts?) which are percolated upwards into the higher levels of consciousness. At the highest levels, we probably do think very slowly. Fortunately, the lower levels that do the input as well as output can handle rates equaling the tasks at hand. Sometimes, not even the brain, but lower level processing is done outside the brain in the bodies neural system. Some modes of motor control involving balance, for example, don't need to pass data through the brain. Dedicated connections in the spinal cord being principally involved in such tasks.

Out highest level of thinking involves symbols that encode complex inputs to drive our conscious "state machine". And, for some of us, when those states are restricted to the small set of sleep, eat, defecate, procreate, it doesn't take a lot of bits to manage.

One third of adults can't delete device data

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Targets ...

at the pistol range.

Million GPU clusters, gigawatts of power – the scale of AI defies logic

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Re: "the entire industry is chasing the AI dragon"

"Is this to imply that the industry is getting high on AI?"

It's the AI industry claiming that all the cool kids are getting high on it. And you should too. Typical street drug pusher behavior.

US reportedly mulls TP-Link router ban over national security risk

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I'll pass on the TP-Link stuff

Right after the telcos strip out all the SS7 switches.

Humanoid robots coming soon, initially under remote control

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Re: Nork wet dream

They'll have to fight with the Indians for the jobs.

Guide for the perplexed – Google is no longer the best search engine

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Trollface

So, which is the best?

Shall we Google it?

$800 'AI' robot for kids bites the dust along with its maker

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No refund

Because nothing will soothe a child's hurt over the loss of a close friend like a refund.

Firefox ditches Do Not Track because nobody was listening anyway

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Actually ...

... I have tracking protection set to "Strict". And there appears to be no limit to the number of websites that put up a nag box to the effect that strict tracking restrictions will interfere with the operation of their site.

Actually, its not the DNT flag that causes them grief as much as its the cross-site cookie blocking and other f---wittery that Firefox blocks. But, the more that they scream, the happier I am.

American cops are using AI to draft police reports, and the ACLU isn't happy

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AI Suspect description

Looks like Charlize Theron and Chris Pine. With six fingers on each hand.

Microsoft holds last Patch Tuesday of the year with 72 gifts for admins

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Gifts

At least my dog isn't crass enough to call his "gifts".

Microsoft hijacks keyboard shortcut to bring Copilot to your attention

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Facepalm

I'm sorry, officer

Yesterday that was my brake pedal. Now I guess it means "Go really, really fast."

Badass Russian techie outsmarts FSB, flees Putinland all while being tracked with spyware

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Re: "Always keep a second passport"

"No point in keeping the old one"

It would be very handy to have right up to the point at which you make your escape. At that point, clip it to a collar on a stray dog.

Day after nuclear power vow, Meta announces largest-ever datacenter powered by fossil fuels

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Re: Data centers are not capital investments for teh local economy

"After construction and build out completes, the only taxes paid are those via payroll tax."

And how many people will a 4 million square foot data center employ? Not nearly as many as 4 million square feet of manufacturing facilities. Those systems will be managed from Menlo Park, CA. With a few people on site to do what h/w maintenance needs doing.

GenAI comes for jobs once considered 'safe' from automation

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Fixing potholes

Are they going to give Wanksy's job to an AI?

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

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FAIL

Re: Thermostats

"Thernostats should, like all HVAC controls, be locked off so staff can't fiddle with 'em."

On newer commercial HVAC systems, the sensors have no user interface. The temp setting is done via a (password protected) system console.

Back several decades ago, I worked for a little aircraft manufacturer that had been around since WWI. Our group was located in a 1950s era building, which was maintained at around 80F (27C) year round. When I asked some facilities people what was up with that, I was informed that the ancient air conditioning system couldn't keep up with modern occupancy requirements (everyone with a beige tower PC and CRT). Furthermore, the Big Boss had mandated that the AC was to be set at 80F "to conserve energy and save money". And anyone caught fiddling with it would be fired. And that was the end of discussion.

And then the Nisqually Earthquake hit in 2001. Upon returning to the building after safety checks were completed (in mid-winter) the building temperature was 68F (20C) in the morning, warming to around 72F (22C) at quitting time. It turns out that the natural gas heating plant had yet to be inspected and approved for use. So we were running off internally generated heat (people, computers, lighting, etc.). Again, I asked a facilities guy what was up. 68 to 72F was pretty comfy instead of running the building at 80F during the winter. Turns out the Big Boss had been adamant about nobody fiddling around with the heating system "or else". Which included not installing more modern thermostats with separate AC and heat set points. The set point was to remain at 80F "to save money on air conditioning". Never mind how much we were spending to (over)heat the place.

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Re: "learnt many things about how not to run a company"

Also known as the Dilbert Principle.

Microsoft reboots Windows Recall, but users wish they could forget

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"how do I know my spouse wasn't meeting with someone"

Because I'm the only one I know who can "complete the task" during the Recall snapshot gaps.

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Re: Killer App

"You are nuts to even consider having this on a PC"

Unless your boss wants it on your company PC. I'm sure Microsoft has made statements to the effect that only the user will have access to Recall data. But on enterprise/corporate systems, who is the system owner/user? And what hidden policy switches are there to give a peek to IT security or management?

Of course, the boss' laptop will be exempt. Because visits to Hentai/Yaoi sites by C suite members during working hours will be considered corporate proprietary.

Chinese boffins find way to use diamonds as super-dense and durable storage medium

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Diamonds as storage?

Please don't. It will just give Customs and Border Patrol an excuse to confiscate jewlery on the pretense that it could be used for smuggling intelligence info or kiddie porn. The way they seize cash now. Because of a remote probablity of drug trafficking, despite the absence of probable cause.

Will passkeys ever replace passwords? Can they?

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Re: Lose your device, lose your access

This.

The key revocation process will have to be thought out very carefully.

That hardware will be more reliable if you stop stabbing it all day

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Pint

Re: bottle

Automotive seat belt buckles that double as beer bottle openers.

Airbus A380 flew for 300 hours with metre-long tool left inside engine

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Re: "as it would pass through the rotating blades during flight"

"Perhaps just a very well endowed duck"

Damned multiplicity of British Thread standards!

Microsoft 'resolves' and 'mitigates' Windows Server 2025 update whoopsie

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Facepalm

I hate it when that happens

Park my Hyundai in the driveway in the evening. Discover that it has been replaced with an Aventador overnight.

Don't open that 'copyright infringement' email attachment – it's an infostealer

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Simple solution

"The emails are sent from different Gmail accounts every time"

I just don't take anything from a GMail account seriously. I've got a whole folder of GMail from Nigerian finance ministers to go through first anyway.

Sysadmin shock as Windows Server 2025 installs itself after update labeling error

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Facepalm

Move fast ...

and bork things.

Microsoft tries out wooden bit barns to cut construction emissions

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Interesting story. But ...

... El Reg missed an opportunity with the photo leading this story.

Microsoft accused of 'greenwashing' as AI used in fossil fuel exploration

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Re: Sigh....

Microsoft is one step removed from the '"material financial risks" from its links with the fossil fuel industry of Big Oil. If BO has the money to pay for their products and services (and they do) then the risks to MS are minimal.

Is it anyone's business what a customer does with their product? As long as they adhere to the instructions for use and warning labels on the procuct, I'd say 'No'. Holding that nebulous accusation of "material financial risks" (I interpret the quotes in As You Sows statement as denoting opinion rather than substantiated fact) as a hammer held threateningly over ones head to elicit behavior changes as bordering on unethical. 'MS, don't you sell product to BO because we don't like what they do.' You don't like what BO does? Fine. Then go after them directly. Microsoft (and any other supplier) is not your personal army.

I'd go so far as to say that MS caving to such indirect pressures on their customers is a far greater material financial risk, as I don't know if I'd want to use a supplier that might cut me off because someone else doesn't like me.

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Have these activists ...

... certified that the weed that they are smoking was grown under lamps powered by 100% renewables?

Tower PC case allegedly used as 'creative cavity' by drug importer

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Windows

Re: _Importing_ meth? Why?

"needs to crack down on RVs"

Commercial laundries.

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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"The fine is denominated in roubles"

OK. We'll start printing roubles*. Enjoy your hyperinflation, Putin.

*Didn't Hitler try to do this with the British Pound?

Google reportedly developing an AI agent that can control your browser

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Angel

Son!

That browser history. I am ashamed!

But dad. That was the AI. Honest!

Congress to Commerce: Sanction more Chinese chip firms to stop Huawei's evasion

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Re: ".. additional justification for .."... "..we know..."

Assuming Congress is willing to go public with what "we know" in an appropriate venue, I don't have a problem with it.

Pixel perfect Ghostpulse malware loader hides inside PNG image files

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"Steganography"

This.

You can hide data almost anywhere. Trick is to get an application to extract and execute it. And the prerequisite there is to get someone to install that particular (evil) application.

But first, Ghostpulse has to find a way onto a system. And into a location with executable permissions. Which I, as a plain old user (even on my own systems) do not have the permission to install.

California cops cuff suspect in deadly drone-assisted drug deal

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"The reason criminals typically do not obey such laws - including gun registration laws - is because it makes them hard to catch and prosecute them for their crimes."

Sort of. Unlike an automobile, with number plates, registering a gun creates no opportunity for police or witnesses to observe a crime and report a serial number for the purpose of tracking. It does create an opportunity to add extra charges once the perpetrator has been apprehended. Or charge additional people as suspects in some (but not all) gun transfer violations.

For a gun serial number to be of any use, one would have to have a suspect in custody already.

FCC fines be damned, ESPN misuses emergency alert tones yet again

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Big Brother

"The problem is the US has become a purely fascist country where anything and everything is allowed by the corporations"

That's not Fascism.

'All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.' -- Benito Mussolini

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Re: Interesting how every other country manages without this tone thing

"Sometimes the alert tone is followed by a few seconds of digitally encoded data."

This

Actually, I've heard some test broadcasts where the alert tone is not heard. But the digital tones are. And the "This is a test of the EAS system ...." message scrolls across the TV.

Microsoft says tougher punishments needed for state-sponsored cybercriminals

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Don't hold your breath

"Russia, Iran, and North Korea are the main guilty parties here"

I'm sure Russia, Iran and North Korea will be extraditing the guilty parties posthaste. Yeah, right.

Failing any substantive action on the issue, we could always push an update to BGP to make their national networks disappear from the global Internet. At least they'll have trouble hacking something they can't reach.

Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

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Re: PITT

It all began when Microsoft decided that the "Start" button was a good place to put the "Stop" function.

AMD pumps Epyc core count to 192, clocks up to 5 GHz with Turin debut

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Hey!

Microsoft could drop their numbering system and name new OS generations afer members of the genus Sus.

Microsoft admits Outlook crashes, says impact 'mitigated'

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Coat

Simple solution

Port Outlook to Rust.

Admins using Windows Server Update Services up in arms as Microsoft deprecates feature

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But configuring sendmail was no job for a novice. First, learn M4. Then be aware of all the vulnerabiities that each configuration item involves.

The default distributions of sendmail often had some serious holes in them. Which allowed your home PC to become an evil mail relay. Hence the default blacklisting of most home e-mail systems.

Many systems (particuarly Linux) were set up by people who really shouldn't have. And only got configured with a domain name and ISPs MTA address.

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Re: Not a surprise

"why does something that works constantly need new features?"

I'll answer that if you tell me where they put the Start button in this iteration of Windows.

Did you hear the one about the help desk chap who abused privileges to prank his mate?

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Re: Good old days

"Pretty sure that violates some clause or other of the Windows license :-)"

Back in those days, anything you did that didn't result in Microsoft posessing your first-born was a violation of their license.

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Re: Good old days

I did something similar with my work Linux system. Fortunately, our IT people had seen fit to provide Unix (HP-UX, AIX, Sun, etc.) users with access to Microsoft "productivity" apps. They had a set of NT boxes in the data center, populated with the standard Windows app suite. And some software that enabled them to export display, keyboard and mouse to any specified Xserver (remember the bass-ackwards definition of client and server in the X protocol). And connect the NT user account file space to my system using NTFS. So I had an entire Windows desktop as one window on my Linux PC.

I managed most of my career without a stinkin' Windows box on my desk. Only had to fire up the NT environment once a week to handle "Windows-only" stuff.

OpenAI to reveal secret training data in copyright case – for lawyers' eyes only

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Re: Reproduction is prohibited

"So when OpenAI has already gathered it,"

Legally? With due respect for its owners IP rights?

"it must be protected at all costs because it's their sensitive property."

It's still the property of its original owner/creator. And their rights should be protected.

CISA boss: Makers of insecure software must stop enabling today's cyber villains

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Re: ... not to mention the BACKDOORS implanted deliberately!

Just be happy you only received a down vote. There could have been black helicopters landing on your front lawn by now.