* Posts by Gene Cash

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Engineering fault stops SpaceX launch of machine comms satellite network

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"liquid, rather than solid, fuel"

This is a slam on the proposed Ariane replacements that might use a solid first stage.

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Re: Rockets use liquid fuel?

No, the Shuttle used solids because a liquid booster would have been too expensive.

NASA changed the rules because President Nixon insisted on it.

Surprise Android 'KitKat' update fixes nasty OpenSSL vuln

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3 to 5 weeks?

T-Mobile had the 4.4.3 update on my Moto G in a couple days.

Judge could bin $325m wage-fixing settlement in Silicon Valley

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Re: Add another 3 Zero's!!!!!!!

Yes, you can fine away this sort of behavior. It just has to be a real fine (i.e. not $20 bucks and a "don't do that again") and after a couple times, they'll stop.

That's why these people are throwing a fit over the small fine.

Microsoft hopes for FONDLESLAB FRENZY as Surface Pro 3 debuts

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I saw the TV ad for this, and it emphasized several times how it was a tablet that would replace your laptop. Not "APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD" level, but close. Something like 4 times in a 30 second commercial.

VIDEO SELFIE DRONE: 'AirDog' UAV follows you everywhere you go

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Re: citation needed

There's now a GP 3+ out, supposedly with bugfixes as well as the couple of new features.

Bankers bid to use offshore temp techies

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Er, I don't see anything wrong with it

It looks to me like a provision saying "we can bring in people that know what the hell they're doing to fix our shit when it's broke, without waiting for an 8-week visa process"

If I was running one of these banker's global IT departments, I'd have just one team of smart guys that fly to where ever they're needed to fix stuff, when the local team of idiots screw the pooch again. These blokes will probably be pretty highly paid, but there will just be the one bunch.

Apple files patent for camera lens controlled by 'artificial muscle'

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Well the tricky bit is, as they say, making something that's mass-producible instead of just a cute lab one-off. This is the sort of thing that deserves a patent.

T-Mobile boss: 'High and mighty' Verizon and AT&T are 'raping you for every penny you have'

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When I had Verizon, I paid (including my 20% EMPLOYEE-OF-BIGCO discount) literally triple my T-Mobile rate, and had a locked phone to boot. In addition, I didn't have cell coverage at work, and I barely had it at home.

Now with T-Mobile, I have yet to find a coverage issue in Florida, except just south of NASA/KSC where it's kind of spotty. Plus I've used my completely unlocked Nexus 4 & Moto G w/o a problem.

This is why I want Sprint to keep their damned paws off.

Columbia U boffins HACK GOOGLE PLAY to check apps

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Coat

touchscreen scale

I have one that turns my touchscreen into a solar cell for recharging my battery!

Facebook reveals open network gear to drive WEDGE between itself and Cisco

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Re: Tech companies moving slow?

Not only that, but they want bespoke equipment, and they want it CHEAP. Not really something you can make a profit on.

'Cortana-gate' ruins Satya Nadella's Microsoft honeymoon

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Google Now sucks stellar masses through millipore filters

I got bored and decided to try it on my Moto G. I mainly wanted the voice commands. Turns out that is not available on the Moto G unless I hack in the "Nexus 4 Google Experience Launcher" as it seems the launcher is where the always-on voice recognition feature resides. If you don't have it, you end up with the Apple-style push-a-button-for-Siri setup.

Since I'm much happier with my own launcher, I turned Google Now back off.

Damned toxic hellbrew of fragmentation.

I'll be happy to install Cortana and give her a try (fnarr!)

Toyota catches up to William Gibson with LED hood

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That'll be not so cheap to fix when you're in a fender-bender.

I don't want stuff flashing or glowing in front of me when I'm trying to see the road, especially at night.

'Hashtag' added to the OED – but # isn't a hash, pound, nor number sign

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Headmaster

Got me extra points once

One question, worth 10 points on my Discrete Structures test, was "What is the real name of the # symbol?" and the answer the rather strange and twisted (but fun!) instructor wanted was octothorpe.

So that replaced 2 questions I totally bombed and I still managed 100%

This was about 1986, long before twitter... but I did have BITNET access.

Waiting gamer slams no-show show: E3 – was that it?

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FAIL

If it's multiplayer, I don't want it

I don't like people and I sure as hell don't want to spend my game entertainment time associating with them. I especially hate it when I have to be part of some sort of team and the other players' lack of skill and planning ability means I lose too.

Muting the mike only gets you so far.

Yes. Facebook will KNOW you've been browsing for smut

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Targeted ads

Are ads for things I've already looked at and either bought or decided I didn't want...

Put down that sandblaster: Google adds street art to online gallery

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Freudian slip?

"Google ads street art"?

Oracle rewrites 'the brain' of its database to take on SAP

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It's about $12,000 more expensive? (ba dum TISH!)

Apple seeks 'friendly' mouthpiece after losing tight-lipped Cotton spinner – report

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No replacement?

You'd still get as much useful information out.

NeoPost: This is how you DON'T do PIN security

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Errr....

You could just send the bloody thing back. Cheaper than throwing an expensive piece of equipment against the wall and the end result is the same.

Me, I just got $300 worth of "forever" stamps a couple years back.

Fantastic fantasy four-way fling – and family-friendly fun

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fat-bottomed Mystics

... make the rockin' world go round!

The Strippers, Unicorn Computers and Martian Watches of Computex

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Rosewill

Go to NewEgg, you'll see an metric assload of Rosewill products there.

YOU - NASA. Enough with the ROBOTS, get some PEOPLE to MARS

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Actually, it's not the NASA budget, it's the DOD/NSA budget for spysats, which is a far larger gravy train.

Look at what Boeing/ULA are charging for Atlas V launches, look at how much SpaceX says they can launch for, and look at how hard Boeing/ULA are fighting to keep SpaceX out of the USAF bidding because they know he can do it too.

Elon Musk proved that it is commercially viable to haul cargo into orbit, when all the conventional wisdom said it would never ever be cost-effective, and that everyone would have to suck gov't funding teats forever.

He's also doing the first original research into basic rocket technology in 40 years. Everyone has talked about booster recovery since Apollo, but no one has ever done the smallest effort toward it, other than possibly DC-X.

So when he says "Hey, I want to go to Mars, and I think I can afford it" I tend to think he has a chance.

Gunmaker finds KILLER APP for Google Glass

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Black Helicopters

If the military doesn't already have this, at least for special forces... I would be a very sad panda, and angry at the waste of my tax dollars.

I'm saying this because I have a sinking feeling my government might just be that dumb.

New software nasty encrypts Android PHONE files and demands a ransom

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Re: Why?

I know 2 people that had their phone stolen, 3 that have lost theirs, and I've personally broken 2 phones because I just love dropping expensive equipment. Pro tip: a motorcycle fork leg w/o any fluid in it gets destroyed when you drop it, too. So does a DMM. And a crystal vase. And a CRT (tho that was on purpose)

Also, if it's really dry and you build up a damn good static charge, your Moto G touchscreen will stop working when you zap it. Motorola did RMA it, even though I fully confessed to the deed.

Good news for gamers who don't leave the house: SanDisk debuts 24/7 Extreme PRO SSD

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Who cares though? Current drives are fast enough for me, and the Seagate drive on this PC has a mfgr date of 27-AUG-2009, so that's almost 5 years old right there.

Russians turn Raspberry Pi into fully-fledged autopilot

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If your Raspberry Pi starts going 300mph at 12,000ft, I will personally shake your hand and buy you as many beers as you like.

Linux users at risk as ANOTHER critical GnuTLS bug found

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Huge list of things dependent on 2.12 STILL

In Debian Testing, libgnutls28 is 3.2.14, so I can upgrade that when it comes out.

However, I have a ton of stuff still dependent on libgnutls26 (2.12.23-15)

pidgin, libreoffice, virtualbox, xine, gnome-keyring, pavucontrol from pulseaudio, mplayer, smb-client, wireshark, emacs, x11vnc, curl, git, glib-networking...

Is that going to be patched? I don't think so...

How I poured a client's emails straight into the spam bin – with one Friday evening change

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WTF?

Re: What is this "Email Spam" of which you write?

What "emails from Google"?? I have had a gmail account since the year after they came out, and an Android phone since the original Droid and never had any such.

US dairy biz in a churn over TPP

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It's simple

The 'net activists don't have much money behind them. The farmers do.

HP reveals Apple-powered Android 'SlateBook'

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FAIL

Re: Apple powered

Pfft. I wish. The logo takes up the entire lid of my Pavilion DM4... not quite dinner-plate sized.

A rattle can of black paint and it's much better.

DIY IoT computer smaller than a square inch

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It's news because it's actually available, with real support, instead of being something that you can't get docs for, can only get docs for them under NDA (good luck with that with a Chinese part if you don't have a contact in China that can negotiate for you) or only have docs available that are leaked from reference board bundles and probably aren't up to date or even worse pre-release advance info.

Congressman pitches bill to disarm FCC in net neutrality warfare

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FAIL

This country just sucks more and more every day

It just does.

SpaceX 'Dragon V2' rocket podule can hover-land on Earth - or MARS

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Re: It's empty!

Actually, you should have gotten a pic of the Shuttle cockpit before the MEDS overhaul, back when it had all the analog steam gauges,

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8 rockets

It has 8 rockets, not 4, arranged in pairs. These are the ones it can lose two of, and still land.

Now what I wonder about is if it can lose both pair of a single pod... that might be iffy control-wise.

And I'll bet that 3D rocket engine printer is a very closely guarded highly proprietary secret. You'd probably have more luck getting Apple iPhone source code than getting that secret out of Musk & Co.

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Re: lander legs and fuel

Erm. where do you think the Shuttle's landing gear extended from? As well as the large (18") pipes to the external tank, which were covered by doors too. Intentional holes can actually be engineered to not be a problem.

And no, the rockets don't fire all the way down, just a bit at the end, just like the Lunar Module landing on the Moon.

US citizens want stricter CO2 regulations by two to one – Yale poll

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FAIL

Doesn't that CO2 stuff give ya cancer?

This is no different from all the people that want gluten-free food, but then when asked what gluten is, they have no idea.

Typical idiot on-the-bandwagon Americans. So embarrassed to be associated with that in any way, shape, or form.

I think I learned more history from reading the "useful notes" pages of TV Tropes than I ever did in school.

Oi, ebook price fixer. Yes, you, Apple – stop whinging and get your chequebook out

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Hachette

The same blokes now battling with Amazon over money. Nothing ever changes.

Brunner does a runner: Beats designer must hand the brand to Apple

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FAIL

"just like HP once did"

Ah yes, that'd be the laptop over there with a coat of black spray paint to get rid of the obnoxious dinner-plate-size logo.

Jade Rabbit nearly out of hop

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Re: "copied and stolen technology"

Considering the Americans are still trying to figure out how to do autonomous landing, I don't think there's much to copy. See http://morpheuslander.jsc.nasa.gov/

Tesla's top secret gigafactories: Lithium to power world's vehicles? Let's do the sums

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Sorry, I don't see a several-hundred-pound anything getting swapped out quicker and easier than I can fill my tank. That would be a hell of a mechanism.

PC-infecting chat demon quotes THE BIBLE to summon malware plague

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"Use of biblical versus"??

Tsk tsk, time to play "where's the corrections link" again...

Swiping your card at local greengrocers? Miscreants will swipe YOU in a minute

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Re: If only...

Yup, just to be a complete dick I've started using checks at the local Target. 6 out of 8 cashiers so far didn't even know how to process one, which makes it even more fun. I'm going to do that until at least past New Year's.

I used my debit card there *ONCE* and got nailed by their breach.

Carry On YouView Regardless, BBC Trust tells the BBC

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Re: YouView. Meh.

FWIW my cable box in the US is implemented in Java, and gives stack traces on the screen when I torture it enough, like asking it to switch channels.

Also, the original version of Java was meant to run set-top boxes and similar embedded tasks. Serious feature drift there.

The cable company is getting by the local papers and the greens because the damn thing sucks 10W+ continuously when "off" and from the temperature of the box, I can believe it.

Hello Moto... It's the Nokia Lumia 630

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That's ok, auto brightness doesn't really work on Android either

On the last 3 Android phones I've had, "auto brightness" meant "MAX BRIGHT unless you're in bed at night with the lights off, at which point it backs off to 50% brightness" and these were phones where 0%-20% was perfectly readable in the office under the standard fluorescent lights.

I got fed up enough to write an app that simply toggled between max dim for indoors and max bright for outdoors.

SpaceX billionaire claims Air Force official 'likely' made job-for-spy-sat-contract deal

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Read the McCain letter linked by Musk

It's surprisingly readable and free of lawyerese & BS.

It basically says "OK, the USAF says SpaceX doesn't have the heavy rockets to launch the upcoming missions, then the USAF says we can't qualify new rockets for these missions because we don't have missions for these launches. Now which one is it?"

NASA stitches 3.2 gigapixel 'Global Selfie' mosaic

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America

The only country in history to throw away the ability to go to the Moon, and now to even go into space at all.

Microsoft boffins: Now even LAWYERS can grok Bing code's privacy compliance

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no wonder bing sucks

"more than 20 per cent of the code in Bing changes on a daily basis, with changes made by thousands of programmers"

Google hit by class action lawsuit over claimed AdSense fraud

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Re: This

This is the same Android that now has a non-removable Google search bar taking up the top 20% of the screen on every homepage. You have to install another launcher app to get rid of it. Not many people outside El Reg even know what a launcher app is, much less that you can change it, in the same vein that they don't know Windows is not a default property of a PC.

This is the same Android that in KitKat whines to let Google sniff my wi-fi traffic EVERY GODDAMN TIME I TURN ON MY GPS and so far there's no way to fix that, short of installing another ROM.

I'm glad they're getting sued.

Scoff ye not: Chap carves crunchy carrot-copter

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Weaponize it

Air droppable tomatoes. I see a great need.