* Posts by Gene Cash

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Affection for Excel spans generations, from Boomers to Zoomers

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When you need a spreadsheet...

Then you need a spreadsheet and nothing else will substitute. That's why Visicalc was such an instant killer app and why people bought an Apple to run it.

Excel, as crappy as it is, is about it for options, unless you're lucky enough to be able to use Libreoffice. Visicalc, SuperCalc, Lotus 1-2-3 etc have all fallen by the wayside

Google Sheets sucks even worse than Excel, which is pretty impressive.

I remember telling someone "ok you put a number in this cell, and a number in this cell, and this formula in this cell and IT AUTOMATICALLY COMPUTES IT" 40 years ago and watching his head explode.

OTOH, I recently showed someone a paper spreadsheet and his head exploded that people did all that manual labor.

Block all AI browsers for the foreseeable future: Gartner

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Re: or a wrong flight might be booked

> I have punted the pain of cancelling it 12 months down the road

Which you will totally forget to do, and BANG, they will have made their money.

It's like when you get arrested and have to keep saying "I want my lawyer" - you have to keep saying "I want to cancel" and never ever back off.

Waymo chalks up another four-legged casualty on San Francisco streets

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Not the only automated thing to kill dogs around here

About 3 years ago, my area transitioned from 4 blokes in the back of a trash truck to an automated lifter picking up standardized bins.

So the first week, it picked up a bin and a little yapyap dog ran out to where the bin had been, barking at the truck. Then BLAM, it set the bin back down and no more yapyap dog.

The operator didn't have much control. He clipped on the bin and pressed a button to start the cycle. No emergency stop, but I would assume that's been added.

Apply here to win a Microsoft Ugly Sweater. It's uglier than ever

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Send it to OutsideXbox/OutsideXtra

Jane would rock that sweater.

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I miss Windows mobile too, if for no other reason than to keep Android and Apple honest. There needs to be an actual third vendor in the cellphone space.

Hell, I'd even welcome Blackberry back, if they were willing to step up and make an actual go of it - and I hated them waybackwhen.

Samsung reveals its first tri-fold phone – and its desktop mode

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Re: So, now it's tri-fold

> People use tablets

Citation needed. I have never seen a tablet in the wild other than the Motorola Xoom I bought.

I'd like to have a tablet for Google Maps, but they're locked down harder than a Disney IP.

So I got a laptop, for a hell of a lot cheaper than a tablet, and I got a bonus hardware keyboard and mouse.

GrapheneOS bails on OVHcloud over France's privacy stance

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FCC sounds alarm after emergency tones turned into potty-mouthed radio takeover

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Nah, it's not in-band signalling, they just want to make sure people associate that sound with an emergency, They don't want morons to dilute the urgency of it by using it as a special effect or something.

Doom hits KiCad as PCB traces become demons and doors

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Re: next stop:

About a decade ago, while maintaining an internal website, I found an Asteroids game JAR so I dropped it in there and put a "play asteroids" link at the end of the help file.

It took 11 months before I was yelled at to remove it.

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

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Re: Smart, But Also Bloody Stupid

> Philips CRT which was very, very nice. It had been bought for a Novell Netware 4 server

Why the hell would you have a huge monitor on a server? Am I missing something?

Whatever your job, mentoring is your job – and the one that matters most

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Re: "Whatever your job, mentoring is your job – and the one that matters most"

I'm neurodivergent too, and yes, one of my major faults is banging on for hours trying to do something when I could ask a colleague.

To quote my long-suffering DBA: "No, your WLS is 12.2.1.4, and that's the patch you're looking for... it's FORMS that's 12.2.1.19..."

I have been very lucky recently to have a co-worker show me the meta of patching, as in "here's how you find the patch, here's where you download it, here's what you look at once you unzip it" instead of the usual "here's the URL to the current patch, download it and type 'foo, bar, baz'"

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Re: How does permanent homeworking fit in with this?

Especially if you're stuck with something like MS Teams.

It randomly hangs up. It randomly just ends meetings after a couple hours. It won't let people dial in. It won't actually call people to get them into the meeting. The machine hangs when you share your screen. When you go to share a different window THE GODDAMN BUTTON MOVES WHEN YOU TRY TO CLICK IT.

Teams is so damn bad, I've just driven in so I can work with the DBA.

And a co-worker in a different state has been reduced to tears by the amount of sheer hell Teams has put her through, just to have me show her how to create a report.

Senators propose to let users sue tech giants for harmful algos

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No kidding. On YouTube, if you swear (or even bleep swearing!) you can get demonitized.

If you show a gun or even a gun-shaped object like a carpenter's square, your livestream won't just get demonitized, it'll get frozen.

If you put up a video saying "if you use microwave oven transformers to do plastic burning you can get killed!" like Big Clive did, not only do you get demonitized, but you also get a channel strike.

You can also get randomly demonitized for a video that's just like all your other videos. With no explanation given.

That sounds 100% like editorial control, and Section 230 should no longer apply.

The deal is companies publish user content with NO editing or changes or control and Section 230 protects them.

YouTube and other companies are trying to have their cake and eat it too.

China readies a lifeboat for stranded Shenzhou crew

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Re: Moving up production

> begin production of spacecraft

Why don't they have reusable ones like Crew Dragon?

SpaceX just launched 2 Falcon 9s within 4 hours this weekend in Florida, so they certainly have the tempo up.

> It's poor PR to lose people

Well, the crew certainly thinks so!

Broken wizard forces Microsoft to issue out-of-band Windows 10 patch

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Re: Closing the door after the horse has bolted...

Note this is the same YouTube that banned a woodworking channel for "showing a gun during a live stream"

The AI can't tell the difference between a gun and a carpenter's square. Apparently he was holding it wrong.

China warns Dutch away from Nexperia as it lets chip exports resume

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Pot and kettle

So China is angry at the Netherlands because they've placed Nexperia under government control.

Now I'm old and probably getting Alzheimer's, so refresh my memory: aren't 100% of Chinese companies under government control?

'Windows sucks,' former Microsoft engineer says, explains how to fix it

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Re: If only there was an alternative OS

You mean the Ken Olson that said "There is no reason for an individual to have a computer in their home" in 1977?

25 years of meatbags permanently in space on the ISS

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Re: If its not Trump backhander than it won't continue

> Problem is they are not advancing space for mankind

Really? You mean the company that is able to recover and reuse expensive boosters, that nobody had been able to do for 50 years?

You mean the company that has reduced the cost of access to space 30-fold? (it needs to be reduced another 30-fold but it's the best anyone has done)

You mean the company that's launching better than once a week, improving things from once every 3 to 12 months?

You mean the company that can 3D print rocket engines, and turn them out in weeks instead of 7-9 months?

You mean the company that's launching satellites that give people internet access? People like me that have a choice of "AT&T at $80/mo for 100mb and shitty customer service, or fuck you"

You mean the company that's working on a Saturn-V class fully reusable booster?

Oh yeah, they haven't done anything useful.

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Packing for Mars

There's a book by Mary Roach called "Packing for Mars" which discusses living in space.

It's the only such book I know that's NOT been written by an astronaut or space enthusiast, and it has a really level headed, open minded look at things.

It discusses all the downsides and all the upsides. Like it's really hard to find things in zero-gee... for example, on Earth a pair of pliers can be on the floor, or on a table, and it will be laying in one position. In orbit, it could be ANYWHERE or even floating in mid-air, and it'll be in ANY orientation. Turns out the human brain has an incredibly hard time dealing with this. Astronauts come to realize they've been looking right at the object they're searching for, for hours, and not recognized it.

Basically, at the end of the book, she sums it up like camping in a remote wilderness. It's a pain in the ass, its dirty, it's dangerous, and you forgo a lot of comfort, but boy, is the view worth it, and you learn things about yourself and the universe around you.

Really worth a read.

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"Spot the station" app

There used to be spotthestation.nasa.gov, but it's been replaced by (IMHO) a much better app.

It takes your current location and shows you the current station orbit, plus the next sighting time and a countdown to that time.

If you click the sighting time, you get a list of sightings for the next month, and you can click them to set a notification or add to your calendar.

Once you have a sighting, it has an AR mode, where you can point the camera, and it will try to show you where to look for ISS in the sky.

ISS is pretty damn bright and easy to spot.

Famed software engineer DJB tries Fil-C… and likes what he sees

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Re: Type checking and compatibility

> On a side note, Boolean types are defective by design. In real life, they should be TRUE, FALSE, UNINITIALIZED, and ERROR. It's only two bits, but it avoids making stupid assumptions. Just my two bits.

No... that is just not a Boolean. If you want that, declare your enumerated type. Leave my Booleans alone.

IBM cutting several thousand jobs in latest layoffs

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Re: Bell labs

Are you serious?

The saddest thing about all this is IBM WAS the "Bell Labs" think tank of the planet. They invented the punch card, the disk drive, virtual memory, software that could run on more than one model of machine, the floppy disk, the original book size PC hard disk, magnetic tape, DRAM, printed barcodes... and that's 20 seconds of Googling.

IBM used to be THE well-funded R&D shop. When I was a kid, computers were called "IBM machines" like copiers used to be called "Xerox machines"

They already threw that all away.

They're already the zombie walking dead, and have been for about 10 years. They are much too far gone. They've lost all their genius technical long ago.

MIT Sloan quietly shelves AI ransomware study after researcher calls BS

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Re: 2/10, Must try harder

Heck, over here at UCF, we had a school of engineering whose building was sinking into the ground and cracking in two, and a school of business that went broke.

No, I don't mention my degree, why do you ask?

Microsoft, Alphabet throw more cash on the AI bonfire

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Speaking of AI

Is amanfrommars1 on holiday?

Google Cloud suspended customer's account three times, for three different reasons

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Re: I don't even trust Google with basic email

I moved away from Gmail a few years back when they went on a rampage about "real names"

They suspended quite a few of my friends for "not using their real names" who were indeed using their real names. And insisted on seeing birth certificates and driver's licenses.

Since I go by a shortened version of my middle name, like one of my friends that got suspended, I GTFOed.

That's the sort of arbitrary thing Google does, which makes them impossible to use for anything you depend on. I make damn sure to have my phone rsync-ed daily locally so if they decided tomorrow to suspend my account for whatever, I don't lose everything.

Cisco suggests a stubby chassis, shrunken servers and router, to tame the edge

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Re: "designed so staff without IT skills, such as managers in a retail environment"

Is that Latin for "Sure, I can break that!"? Because that's my family motto...

Alaska Air phones a friend to find out what caused massive October outage

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Re: There's a lesson to be learned here.

It looks like they already know them:

"Alaska Airlines, however, was able to stand up its backup infrastructure, allowing customers to book and check in for flights."

That's a hell of a lot better than most people were able to do during the outage.

‘ERP down for emergency maintenance’ was code for ‘You deleted what?’

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Re: "I've accidentally deleted some relations.”

> learned to back everything up in 2 places the hard way

Isn't that the way EVERYBODY learns?

"There are those that make backups, and those that have yet to lose irreplaceable data."

"You don't convince family members to take periodic backups. Repeated, tragic data loss convinces family members to take periodic backups. Same as everyone else."

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WTF?

Why?

Why the hell are people deleting records/dropping tables when doing QUERIES and REPORTING??

You don't just "accidentally" type "delete" or "drop" instead of "select"

Also, transactions don't save you from dropping a table. "Dat shit's gone, bro"

Students using ChatGPT beware: Real learning takes legwork, study finds

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Re: Not just AI

Not around here... things change often and streetview does not seem to be getting the money it once was, so it's often years old.

I've noticed the last couple times I did this, the landmarks I'd picked were not there.

Also, another irritating thing is Google calls major roads a different name than what they're signposted. It's NOT "Jimmy Buffet Memorial Highway" it's State Road A1A and has been for decades, and is signed as such.

Developer puts Windows 7 on a crash diet, drops it to down to 69 MB

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Weather...

Mostly completely off-topic... but I am bored.

So in Florida it always gets frigid JUST and ONLY for Halloween. I've been here 60+ years and I remember my mother being sad that kids had to wrap up their costumes in jackets because of the cold.

It was 85 Wednesday and today (Halloween Friday) it dropped to 52 at 7pm. It's now past 10pm and it's gone back up to 62. Screw you, trick-or-treaters!

And speaking of jackets, I'm writing an Android app to track the comfort of my various motorcycle gloves, jackets, pants, and suits, temperature wise. I don't have a car and I want help deciding what to wear, so I can avoid winging it and freezing my ass off. It's got a block for each degree from 40-100 and I can say freezing/cold/comfortable/hot/roasting for each one. I'm mainly trying to remember if the thin and comfortable jacket can be worn instead of the bulky one with the shitty zipper, that sort of thing.

I tried a spreadsheet, but I haven't yet found a mobile one that doesn't really suck, and I want it to be on my phone so I can do on-the-fly updates.

Linux vendors are getting into Ubuntu – and Snap

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Re: It's not snap that bothers me...

> Back around the year 2000, I often had to dig around rpmfind to get the exact version of a library to get something to work

Me too, which is why I ditched RedHat for Debian, where apt actually figured out package dependencies and automatically downloaded and installed whatever you needed in addition to the package you were installing, without "RPM dependency hell"

So it's been done.

People just don't want to put forth the effort.

Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down

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Re: Ghost in the Machine

Sounds like it turned off the focusing coils which started losing power, but the electron gun still had a bit of charge, leading to a beam that gradually funnels down.

I had one that would leave the gun on high power for a while, so it would have a very bright spot in the center (and corresponding burn-in)

Postcode Lottery's lucky dip turns into data slip as players draw each other's info

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Re: Not. prize I'd want but...

Then I might find where FedEx finally delivered my packages!

Invisible npm malware pulls a disappearing act – then nicks your tokens

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Re: This is a bug in npmjs.org

> The article also states the execution takes place during the installation

I don't think I've ever seen an installation process that doesn't have hooks for running things to do custom setup stuff.

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

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Re: Cloud of smoke

> Does China also rely on single point failures

Probably, but you don't hear about it because of the Great Firewall and because they've been put up against the (great fire)wall and shot.

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Re: "Successive outages on this scale show" . .

> I believe the inflection point was when it was taken over by Google.

No, it was when ISPs either started charging for it (above and beyond the binaries) or pretending they didn't know what it was

Cyberpunks mess with Canada's water, energy, and farm systems

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"whose tank gauge was tampered with"

Waitaminnute... you can make a goddamned gauge measure DIFFERENT than what the actual reading is?

What the hell kind of useless and untrustworthy POS is that?

(other than the cars and motorcycles that I've caught with TWO speeds on the CANBUS - one artificially inflated one for the speedometer and the actual true reading used in the odometer and other places. I even used that to get out of a speeding ticket - "no, officer I DON'T know what speed I'm going, because I know my speedometer is lying to me")

Canonical CEO says no to IPO in current volatile market

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Re: Linux on the desktop ? You 'aving a larf ?

Yeah, then you have trash like GIMP that tells you you're going to lose changes on exit AND DOES NOT OFFER TO SAVE IT.

That stopped being a thing in the MS-DOS 3.3 days in the Microsoft world.

And I'm not just picking on GIMP in particular. Nothing is integrated with anything else, outside the LibreOffice suite. It took forever for Firefox to even get a working calendar, and that's still not integrated into anything.

Half of the "file managers" out there can't bring up the browser for a .html file.

I've using Linux on my desktop as a daily driver since 0.99pl13 in '95 or so and it is still not something I could recommend using at work, even for my own use.

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Well they demand dividends be paid right now, this quarter. Longer term plans/expenses like R&D, maintaining infrastructure, and retaining good staff gets cut as unnecessary.

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Uh-huh... and the number of times that happens, I can count on the fingers of my third hand.

Italian tech company promises to make America Online great again

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Bending Spoons?

That's an... interesting... name, considering it's related to James Randi exposing how Uri Geller was fleecing marks using his bending spoons tricks.

I'm pretty sure I would not want my company associated with that. Are they in the business of tricking people, investors perhaps?

Amazon Web Services’ US-EAST-1 region in trouble again, with EC2 and container services impacted

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Amazon axes 14,000 desk jobs in AI-powered slimming plan

Are we really surprised?

Apparently I have to mention https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/28/amazon_14000_jobs_cut/ again?

You fire all the people running your stuff and you're surprised when it breaks? Really?

IBM Cloud stops signing and seeking new customers for its VMware service

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Re: It's IBM, let's pretend that "old" IBM did this, what would you think?

IBM: Once, we dared. Now, we simply reminisce.

The perfect AWS storm has blown over, but the climate is only getting worse

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Howzabout

Don't fire the people that know WTF is going on?

Is that a thought? Nope, didn't think so.

Everything you know about last week's AWS outage is wrong

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Re: Keeping it up is hard

Sure... my garage door Raspberry Pi has uptimes of months because that project is done and dusted, and no longer changing. That's the only time you get big uptimes.

BBC probe finds AI chatbots mangle nearly half of news summaries

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Re: To be fair ...

It's all bullshit.

Look up the "Gell-Mann amnesia effect"

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect works as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.

In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story—and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read with renewed interest as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about far-off Palestine than it was about the story you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

That is the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. I'd point out it does not operate in other arenas of life. In ordinary life, if somebody consistently exaggerates or lies to you, you soon discount everything they say. In court, there is the legal doctrine of falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus, which means untruthful in one part, untruthful in all. But when it comes to the media, we believe against evidence that it is probably worth our time to read other parts of the paper. When, in fact, it almost certainly isn't. The only possible explanation for our behavior is amnesia.

Trump's workforce cuts blamed as America's cyber edge dulls

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Re: I'm not surprised

This is funny... but I was banned from my school's computers[1] in 1978 because I dared question the "science" teacher about dinosaurs and evolution.

So this is not something new. On the good side, it motivated my mother to buy me a TRS-80 Model I

I hope Michael Kratzer is burning in hell, if there is one.

[1] a couple TRS-80 Model Is and a Model III. The powah!

Blinded by the light: Tesla fixes glaringly bright Cybertruck headlights

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Re: FFS...

> He's not one for reading manuals.

I don't blame him. They make Oracle manuals look like Shakespeare.

The ones for my bike were so bad, I finally had to draw a diagram for the menu myself so I could figure it out. One image could have eliminated over 50 pages of useless confusing words.