* Posts by 'bluey

34 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Oct 2024

It's been 20 years since Oracle bought two software rivals, changing the market forever

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"any project, product, or portfolio named Fusion is a hodgepodge of incompatible technologies"

When I was a young, wet behind the ears graduate many decades ago, a wise old fart explained that the more gung ho a product's name, the shitter it actually is.

That rule has really stood the test of time.

For the other now-old farts out there, he was explaining this and using JSA (that fucking awful contractors account) and their Contractor+ package as an example.

25 years on from Y2K, let's all be glad it happened way back then

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Re: Y2K Today

> Reasons Y2K today would be worse than the real Y2K was are:

And.... while there are some AMAZING devs coming through, and I do mean AMAZING, average quality is well down and a "full stack dev" LOL wouldn't stand a chance.

There, I said it.

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an IT community that came together to solve a fundamental problem - LOL

Don't romanticise us, it was coz they paid us gazillions!!!

We came together like the porn stars we are - repeatedly, on demand and straight into someone's eye.

Apple offers to settle 'snooping Siri' lawsuit for an utterly incredible $95M

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so it's true

A grad I know had a very offline chat with his mates to decide the one subject they would have no interest in, had never search for, and wasn't part of their lives - they decided on crochet.

Then they spent 10 minutes in the pub with their phones on the table discussing crochet.

The next day, sure enough, crochet adds were in their feeds. Goes to show some of these rumours were true.

OpenAI plans to ring in the New Year with a for-profit push

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Re: Hang on

> They're expecting people to PAY for this dross?

I pay for it... I have a rule where I will pay for one LLM at a time (so the subscriptions don't mount up).

They are great at what I'm weak at... repetitive coding tasks, coding tasks I know how to do but get bored working in my comfort zone, investment analysis (I go waaaaay deeper than LLMs, but they're a great start), and - most importantly - summarising and writing documents without sounding semi-literate.

If others don't like them, I'm fine with that. But I get fantastic benefits.

Christmas 1984: The last hurrah for 8-bit home computers

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Re: "if I couldn't write a mouse driver, I didn't deserve a mouse."

I hope the cock that said that reads this article with shame...

And the brits wonder why none of their small companies can become big.

Rocks from Chinese Moon mission suggest Luna's history needs revision

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Re: 'bluey

er, yes AC.... profound....

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Re: Chinese scientists think it's time to rewrite the Moon's history

"Dark side" means facing away from earth. It has the same amount of sunlight as any other part of the moon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_side_of_the_Moon

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Chinese scientists think it's time to rewrite the Moon's history

Probably because these rocks are actually from the moon...

Taiwan in talks to tap Amazon's Project Kuiper space broadband

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Re: This would make a lot of sense to me.

"Taiwan knows musk is not only unreliable, probably compromised, but is also subject to the whims of power."

Damn, I hear you brother... it defies belief how far that idiot has fallen.

Part of me hopes Tesla is fucked and he's at least behaving this way to get favourable subsidies and tariffs on foreign competition. Otherwise he's just a deranged nut.

Digital Isle of Man: For all your connected tax haven needs?

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> TBH I am not happy here. We relocated for family reasons.

Hey mate, I hope things improve. All the best.

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Re: like Jersey and Guernsey – separate countries, ruled by Britain's monarch, but not...

If I remember correctly, the Swiss banks allowed your banking to remain confidential as long as there was a withholding tax applied to the interest you received. And as bank interest was / is generally pretty lame, this wasn't an issue. The IOM and Channel Island banks just shopped you to HMRC.

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like Jersey and Guernsey – separate countries, ruled by Britain's monarch, but not part of the UK

Many years ago - long after closing my bank account - Barclays Jersey wrote to me telling they had informed HMRC of all my offshore earnings and transactions.

These offshore UK islands all serve the same master as the rest of us. Do business there, by all means, but don't think you're not part of the UK.

Trump wants SpaceX customer Jared Isaacman as next NASA boss

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Re: He's not a politician though

They love their Fentanyl too

Andrew Tate's site ransacked, subscriber data stolen

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> Odd that all three posts so far have received a downvote and yet nobody has replied with, or separately posted, a message with a contrary sentiment.

Reg downvoters are weird - and there are a lot of them. They obviously don't like certain posts (especially those pointing out Musk is a c**t, lol), but they can't articulate why.

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Re: Hurrah

> Andrew Tate's followers may not be KKK members, but their desire for power, particularly over females, and 'masculinity' (whatever that may be) is very similar, and probably has similar roots in deep feelings of helplessness and personal inadequacy.

I think you raise a lot of good points. Extremists and their ability to get followers are often the symptom as well as the cause.

And hatred and blind following is easy - it really is easy, just turn your brain off and follow (us humans are really flawed in this way). It takes thought and effort to develop some critical thinking and plot your own path.

Thousands of AI agents later, who even remembers what they do?

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Re: Thanks Gartner!

Yeah, it's sad. I deal with so many "senior" managers who get their thoughts from Gartner... I sit there thinking, what value do you actually provide?

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Thanks Gartner!

Really good of a company that does nothing, create nothing, has zero hands on experience, to give us the benefit of their insights...

Any manager / senior exec that needs their POV should have their role questioned..

BASIC co-creator Thomas Kurtz hits END at 96

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you made it easy, fun, and interesting... we salute you

Windows 95 setup was three programs in a trench coat, Microsoft vet reveals

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Re: Downhill?

7 was very good, but I still think 2000 was peak Windows. I think it's because back then windows had a trajectory that suggested it was going to turn into something excellent. We had hope.

By 7 we were just glad it worked somewhat.

XP was a POS until service pack 2 or 3.

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to eject hundreds more workers

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Re: JPL. . .

My knowledge only extends to Nasa engineers helping SpaceX engineers get it right, for no cost. This was in the early days though, not the recent breakthroughs. .

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Re: JPL. . .

> what will no doubt be Musk's "efficiency" meat ax (read: cut anything that doesn't benefit him or his ilk).

Now that he's been given all Nasa's IP for free...

Photoshop FOSS alternative GNU Image Manipulation Program 3.0 nearly here

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Re: Ah, GIMP

LOL, I hear you. I'd love to like Gimp, but I always give up and hack the image using Mac preview (yeah, I'm that desperate).

Five Eyes infosec agencies list 2023's most exploited software flaws

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Some might say that the country belongs to its people, not the government.

I know politicians everywhere will disagree...

Apple hit with £3 billion claim of ripping off 40 million UK iCloud users

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> Which creepy uncles lap are you going to choose to sit on?

Love that comment. The answer is Cook. Because he makes his money from nice hardware and user security - and he was smart enough to realise we'll pay for security / privacy. As soon as he betrays our trust apple lose half their customers.

The others... I doubt we'd even get to sit down before they "slipped in the shower".

NASA fires up super-quiet supersonic X-59 aircraft

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Yeah, state aid is only bad when it's not america doing it...

That position you just applied for might be a 'ghost job' that'll never be filled

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Re: Misleading postings originate from HR departments

Very, very true

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Re: Misleading postings originate from HR departments

I know this is wrong, and certainly mentally unhealthy, but I LOVE HR layoffs. Honestly, I really love them.

A c-suite level mate of mine once told me how many of them were crying and saying "but we're indispensable" when their jobs were outsourced. It was brilliant.

Grindr used RTO to screw union, labor watchdog claims

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Definitely trying to reach around labor laws

Dropbox to shed another 500 staff, CEO takes 'full responsibility'

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might be best to think before making an analogy like that one

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A CEO taking responsibility for bad news, not just good, is a good thing.

The hunt is on for the scum who stole Britain's largest inflatable planetarium

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Re: Will make a good movie...

> Dude.... Where's my planetarium ?

Sweet!

Microsoft turning away AI training workloads – inferencing makes better money

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Their business model has always been "keep the customers dumb"

Musk, Bezos need just 90 minutes to match your lifetime carbon footprint, says Oxfam

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Re: punative world-wide taxes on billionares

Might be best to explain that one.