* Posts by 'arold

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Just how private is Apple's Private Cloud Compute? You can test it to find out

'arold

Re: Now that is daring

maybe find something more conclusive than one fire, in a crappy European data centre, 3 1/2 years ago?

I hope the honourable gentleman comment is a quote from a movie, I'd hate to think people actually talk that way.

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Re: Now that is daring

....managed and hosted in a way that's superior to what you can do yourself.

Tesla FSD faces yet another probe after fatal low-visibility crash

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Re: But... I did nothing wrong

My missus is after a new one.... and I'm finding it very hard to go along with this now elon has revealed himself to be a podgy sociopath.

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Could be the reason for the trump love

I'm wondering if deep down (or not so deep) Musk knows Tesla are fucked. That's why he's throwing his weight behind the orange one.

Maybe he knows foreign imports need to be taxed, and domestic regulations need to be relaxed if Tesla stand a chance of surviving.

First time's the charm: SpaceX catches a descending Super Heavy Booster

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Re: ... and bean counters took over

It feels like the engineers always lose.. I reckon it's because they spend 95% of their time on constructive work, and reluctantly what's left over on politics. Bean counters, "management" have it the other way around.

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The Musketeers are out in force! Pants down lads, reach right... Elon's in the middle.

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Sorry, did I offend your little right wing hero? My bad.

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I get the impression he's not let anywhere near SpaceX...

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Must break those engineer's hearts working for that moron..

Sincere kudos to those involved.

One-year countdown to 'biggest Ctrl-Alt-Delete in history' as Windows 10 approaches end of support

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What was that post Windows 2000 version of Windows that wasn't shit??

10 was gothic right? 8 was the Steven Sinofsky car crash. Was it 7 that was alright???? XP was shite until SP2.

Mac / Linux user here, but I saw them at the workplace.

Crypto-apocalypse soon? Chinese researchers find a potential quantum attack on classical encryption

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Re: What about cryptographic hashes in crypto-currencies

I've asked this a few times to crypto "SME" (lol) audiences, and it's like the emperors new clothes, they just want to ignore it. It's literally hands over ears and "blah blah blah". No confirmation, no denial.

I wish I could help you and answer, but I'm still clueless :D

Microsoft veteran ditches Team Tabs, blaming storage trauma of yesteryear

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Re: Really??? This is a problem? Nothing better to write about?

Upvoted for mixing them, never thought about that!

And now my teammates will never forget.. :D

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Jeez who cares??

The correct answer is whatever the team uses, or whatever format the code has already been written in..

Tabs or spaces - each to their own. Someone who is such a jerk they have to mix formatting because they're so correct - get $%#$%.

Tesla Cybertruck recalled again. This time, a software fix for backup camera glitch

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Re: Maintenance

I broke my wife's when trying to fix it. Told the Tesla mechanic it was the kids... he knew.

Unlike my wife, he was commendably cool about it.

Revenge for being fired is best served profitably

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He's a Fox! (I'll get my coat, that was bad..)

Tesla trounces shareholders who alleged Autopilot was all share-pumping lies

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With respect mate, it's still about 50x what it should be, and it's not a world away from it's all type bs driven high.

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Re: The best judgement money can buy

> we can now use the term against Elon "Pedo Guy" Musk as much as we like

Love it :D

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Re: The best judgement money can buy

Like when he called the rescue diver, who was out there saving lives, a paedo and somehow - unbelievably - got away with it.

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Jeez, I remember years ago listening to him saying Tesla customers paying for autopilot was "a great investment" as it will cost them well more to turn it on once it's released, and they will be able to make money from the rideshare features when they are not using the car.

Was amazed he said that at the time, it was definitely "investment advice".

The force is strong in Iceberg: Are the table format wars entering the final chapter?

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anyone used iceberg?

I'm a dinosaur, have only used parquet. Would love to hear an honest assessment of Iceberg from someone who knows what they're doing and isn't trying to sell or influence anything.

I've always wondered what kind of latency there is on updates. And can you have atomic transactions?

Uncle Sam lends $1.5B to reignite Michigan nuclear plant in 2025

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Re: Up and atom!

Ah, thanks for clarifying :D

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Up and atom!

Whoever writes these subheadings has been consistently great for years.

Come on el reg, give them some love, chart their best moments!

OpenAI in throes of executive exodus as three walk at once

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Re: The Inexorable Unbelievably Stealthy Advance of Almighty SMARTR AIMachines*

I hear you buddy, and I don't understand the comments either.

LLMs are brainless - yes. BUT they allow you to create work that in your view is excellent in a very short time. Almost instantly.

Want to turn your brain farts into a great letter or document - they're perfect. Want it to write code (and tests) that you can scan through and ensure is correct - very near perfect, and in a tiny fraction of the time you can do it yourself.

So what if they have flaws... they're a frigging awesome tool for us to use. And like chess computers they're only going to get better.

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Re: A Slightly Humerous Quote from the Past

I tried to read his book, but it's delusional. I understand he has to toe the line, but it's like he's talking about a different company. I think the last words I read were praising "Microsoft's advanced UIs in the 1990s"

SAP support auto-renewal gotcha: Do nothing now, pay for another year

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Awesome, I totally support it

This is what big corps do to us plebs, now they can experience it from each other.

Now Dell salespeople must be onsite five days a week

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Good thing we learned so much from the last pandemic, like.... well.... nothing

91% of polled Amazon staff unhappy with return-to-office, 3-in-4 want to jump ship

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I wonder if it's something psychological.... they (HR, "senior managers") genuinely think it's them that adds the value, and there can't possibly be key people / high performers lower down.

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Respect mate! Hoping to be soon following you.

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> The snag with that line of thinking is that they lose the employees best able to jump ship. I suppose if you think employees are fungible you wouldn't be concerned about that.

I've never understood why employers / HR / senior "managers" don't and can't understand this... It's your top performers that have the option to leave. I'm sure in their heads we are all identical draughts / checkers pieces.

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Re: Serious question about Blind..

> And this: Worse than el reg forums, and that's saying something.

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> Really, I only know two places to discuss tech and its ramifications, that are somewhat civil and jovial at the same time.

Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I just get annoyed by the lack of critical thinking that sometimes takes place, and how some posts get immediate up / down votes because of how they align with the groupthink.

I LOVE tech / techies and sometimes we let ourselves down doing this.

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Serious question about Blind..

I mean, I love it. It's a cesspit. Worse than el reg forums, and that's saying something.

But what kind of asshole registers with their work address, then posts negative comments about their work? You're one data breach or "monetisation decision" at Blind away from your current / past / future employer knowing how you really operate.

I'm serious here, the poster's are clearly intelligent, but this seems like career suicide.

AI to power the corporate Windows 11 refresh? Nobody's buying that

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Re: No, no understanding of corporate data

It's so true.... and they love multi year deliverables as they can jump ship before it fails. And the company can't say it was a failure, so they present it as the CTO doing a good job.

Pants down, reach right, start shaking.

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Re: No, no understanding of corporate data

+1, Microsoft's only understanding - and they have GREAT understanding of this - is how incompetent executives and CTOs think, and how well FUD works on them.

US indicts two over socially engineered $230M+ crypto heist

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Re: IRS involved?

"but it turns out that tax you paid and didn't have to, can be sold to someone who didn't pay tax when they should have"

Wow mate, what country is this?

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Re: Give them a medal instead

You downvoters go wild, but there's something in this..

Firstly, I'm not a "to the moon" fanatic... it's noticeable every time the markets cough, crypto goes down, so it's not a store of value.

But, fucking hell, it makes cross border transactions easy. I used it to move a lot of money from one side of the world to the other, changing fiat currencies, and the whole process took about 5 minutes with a VERY competitive exchange rate. Family members in the room were stunned at the speed - they're used to 3 days with awful rates.

Maybe this just highlights how shite the big banks are (that's your employers, any banking IT chumps reading this), but wow crypto when used correctly is powerful.

Just trying to help you expand your little viewpoints... you're welcome.

Starlink's new satellites emit 30x more radio interference than before, drowning cosmic signals

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Re: Don't the chinese have a nice device to shoot down rogue satellites?

Lol, yeah, agreed, but something truly fucking stupid that makes his previous shit pale into insignificance.

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Re: Don't the chinese have a nice device to shoot down rogue satellites?

I wouldn't worry, I get the impression he's going to do something truly fucking stupid soon..

LinkedIn started harvesting people's posts for training AI without asking for opt-in

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Lots of people doing crappy diplomas / online courses from Harvard, Stanford etc then claiming to be graduates of the place on lickedin.

We employed someone for a graduate-only role (I don't see how gradates are better for most roles, but still...) and the person had done some 3 month part time course at a university.

As Oracle's AWS deal completes Big 3 triumvirate, questions remain over licensing

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Re: Sorry?

Agreed, there's no way sqlserver is folded. It's part of their vendor lock in - not just on prem, but to strong arm people to their cloud too.

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> But what about Microsoft Dynamics? It ships with many stored procedures, and I don't think they are all just CRUD wrappers.

Damn, Microsoft Dynamics must be the greatest oxymoron since Microsoft Works.

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It's everywhere mate, and - this is my personal view - it is very difficult to leave due to Oracle devs and dba's following Oracle's guidelines and cramming the database full of business logic.

Other database devs for the most part appear to just use stored procs to wrap CRUD statements. Oracle devs put the whole business in them.

Lebanon: At least nine dead, thousands hurt after Hezbollah pagers explode

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Since when is WhatsApp and especially SMS unreliable?

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Re: Technology question

Hey mate, enough with the actual experience and first hand knowledge! This is an el reg forum... hearsay and bs only please :D

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Re: Conspiracy

Don't take it seriously, anything that goes against the groupthink gets downvoted here.

Maybe talking about EVs made them think you're a Musk or AI/ML fan.

Meta back at it, harvesting Britons' public Facebook, Insta feeds for AI training

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Re: they're just an asshole corp making money from an asshole public

> those twats that downvoted you are the Reddit bunch.

Ah, now it's clear!

I was assuming they were all chumps that had overshared on Facebook :D

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ok, I'm an old fart...

But so f**king what???? Seriously, if people want to tell the world "how they feel" on that shite, and sit there waiting for likes, they've shared their data with the world.

I don't like Facebook (made a ton from their shares admittedly), but they're just an asshole corp making money from an asshole public - that wants to share shit for free, then somehow be protected about what they shared.

MongoDB CEO says if AI hype were the dotcom boom, it is 1996

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+1.... +1000 even. The web back then was awesome, exciting and full of promise. There was an optimism and a sense of world wide community. Edward Snowden talks about how helpful people were online back then compared to today.

Now it's shite, corporate and toxic. Useful apps (maps, streaming and, hmm, that's it), but they're just using the internet as a network layer.

Pokémon GO was an intelligence tool, claims Belarus military official

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Re: I mean it's not even a secret.

Damn, in the two weeks I played it, before getting bored shitless, airport departure lounges were always full of good stuff.

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Idiots with a lot of spare time..

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