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| —Sir Stinks-A-Lot in an advertisement for Rid-O-Kid 2000 |
Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold under the effects of Rid-O-Kid 2000.
Rid-O-Kid 2000 is a spray made by Sir Stinks-A-Lot to take over minds of children.
Description[]
When kids get sprayed with this, they practically become slaves to the adults in the school. However, the affected children can still be manipulated into doing the chores uneffectively, as George and Harold thought, and later proved. The spray can't affect kids who are suffering from colds or other nasal related problems.
History[]
Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot[]
Sir Stinks-A-Lot personally endorses this spray on TV. Later, he locks Yesterday George Beard and Yesterday Harold Hutchins in his office and sprays them with Rid-O-Kid. Their present versions manage to manipulate the children into doing ridiculous tasks, such as filling a car with cottage cheese and washing the windows wrong. It's likely that the product was discontinued after Sir Stinks-A-Lot was defeated and lost his intelligence.
Trivia[]
- Rid-O-Kid could possibly be a commentary on Ritalin, a medication used to treat Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and Narcolepsy.