At this most wonderful time of the year, with a heart full
of JOY, I am beginning to think about the up-coming new year. I’m expecting
some amazing things! What do I expect?
I’m no Nostradamus, but that’s actually a good thing,
because I won’t have to sniff toxic fumes and write my predictions in cryptic quatrains
for fear of being put under house arrest or being beheaded.
Here are my predictions. We will see how many of them prove
to be correct.
There will be at least one amazing scientific discovery that
will surprise about 99% of the people in the world, and ALL of the mainstream
scientists.
The left half of the country (USA) will finally accept the
fact that their candidate did not win the election and that the world is not
coming to an end because of it.
The right half of the country will finally realize that their
candidate did not win either, and that the world is not coming to an end
because of it.
The rest of us will continue getting on with our lives
because we know the world is in the hands of an intelligence far greater than that
of any elected official.
A scientific study
will show that all far-right, and far-left thinkers are mentally unbalanced,
something that the rest of us already knew.
The Academy for the Advancement of Post-Materialist Sciences
will make the headlines with information that will amaze the world.
There will be at least three major disastrous events that
will sadden us all, and there will also be at least three major events that
will upset half of us and please the other half.
We will have proof that we are not alone in the universe.
We will learn that we will soon be able to live as long as
we want, and that we should be living at least twice as long as we do now
anyway.
Brian Walker’s X squared plus one will be the subject of a
scholarly paper.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
