Fall is upon us, and, we have to admit, it's our favorite season. With apologies to the other times of year, there's nothing quite like listening to the sound of leaves crunching underfoot and sipping on a warm pumpkin spice latte while wrapped up in a cozy sweater. This time of year brings out the best in us, and that means our sense of humor too.
That's right, whether you're trying to tell a funny dad joke or get your kid to laugh with a joke for teens, you'll want the best seasonal options to add to your repertoire. During the fall months, that means cute and funny puns about falling leaves, apple picking adventures, pumpkins, and our four-legged friends.
Use these clever puns and one-liners for your fall Instagram posts or to send in texts to friends and family. We be-leaf they'll get a laugh!
Apple Puns
- You're the apple of my pie.
- Breathe a cider of relief.
- Don't be such a crabapple.
- I've got some in-cider information.
- This deserves a round of apple-ause!
- Core memory unlocked.
- This is an apple-ealing adventure.
- Don't hurt my peelings.
- Turnover a new leaf.
- Don't fall for granny's myth.
- Stay saucy.
Cute Fall Puns
- Beautifall
- Are you fall real?
- We declare this land autumnomous.
- This chilly weather is soup-er!
- I'm falling for you.
- Sometimes s'more is s'more.
- Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.
- I yam what I yam.
- Feelin' gourd.
- What did the sign at the corn maze say? Don’t get lost in the maize.
- You really autumn know...
- Nuttin’ to see here.
- Who is the best apple picker? We need a de-cider.
- FALLing in love with autumn.
- Pride comes before the fall.
- I wrote a big book about autumn. I titled it A Tome.
- I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.
- My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
- Summer is better than autumn? That's a fallacy.
- You're the apple of my pie.
- May the forest be with you.
- Spice, spice, baby.
- I'm acorn-y person.
- Bautumns up! It's time for fall cocktails.
- Do you have anything to fall back on?
- Fall is amaizing.
- Spicetacular!
- Gourd of the Rings.
- Don't even chai.
- Trick or treat yo' self.
- Have a gourd time!
- And then they lived apple-y ever after.
- Life is gourd.
- Orange you glad it's autumn?
- I like you a latte.
- Hello, gourd-geous.
- Fall down once, stand up twice.
- I only have pies for you.
- Don’t sweat the fall stuff
- Hay there!
- I'm so corn-fused.
- Let's just fall it a day.
- Bet your Autumn dollar, it's my favorite season!
- You're the candy apple of my eye.
Leaf Puns
- Don’t leaf out! It's fall.
- What did the ginkgo tree say when it answered the phone? "Yellow!"
- I would never leaf you.
- Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's maple leaves.
- Don't leaf me!
- This weather is un-be-leafable.
- Leaf me alone.
- Don't stop be-leafing.
- Be-leaf in yourself.
- I'm turning over a new leaf this fall.
- Make like a tree and leaf.
- If money grew on trees, we'd be raking it in.
- Don't leaf me hanging.
- If you don't like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.
- You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
- Orange you happy it's fall?
- Are you oakay? Yes, I'm pine.
- FALLing in love.
Pumpkin Puns
- Nothing to seed here. (Seriously, we ate all the pumpkin seeds.)
- Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
- Do you think Gourdon Ramsay would have some good pumpkin recipes?
- Let's squash this rumor right now.
- Let's get lit.
- Go big or gourd home.
- You're the pick of the patch.
- I love pumpkin spice a latte.
- I'm a pun-king.
- Carve out the good times!
- Smashing pumpkins.
- Squash goals.
- Wow, you're jacked.
- Dear gourd!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Pumpkin pi.
- Happy hollow-ween.
- Piece (of pie) out.
- Pumpkin spice and chill.
- I spy with my little pie.
- I'm ahead of the carve.
- Pie beg to differ!
Fall Puns for Dogs
- I heard it's awwtumn.
- Fall is the best season fur-real.
- Putting the "pup" in "pup-kin."
- This weather is paw-some.
- Too cute to spook.
- Falling in puppy love.
- This leaf pile deserves a round of a-paws.
- Fall fur-ever.
- Unleashing the joy this season.
- Did someone say "sweater weather"?
- I'll take a pup-kin spice latte.
Terri Robertson is the Senior Editor, Digital, at Country Living, where she shares her lifelong love of homes, gardens, down-home cooking, and antiques.
