* Posts by steelpillow

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Big brains divided over training AI with more AI: Is model collapse inevitable?

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Feedback

Systems engineering, first lesson: Any system can be broken down into Input > Process > Output.

Systems engineering, second lesson: Don't forger feedback - output returning to the input for another crack at the whip. This can go one of three ways:

1. Positive. This means either flip to the limit and stay there, or oscillate wildly.

2. Zero. This has no effect.

3. Negative. This stabilises the output and can be tailored to give you what you actually want.

This does not translate directly into recursive AI, but it gives you the gist of where your head should be going.

Lightweight Dillo browser springs back to life, still doesn't care about JavaScript

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My kind of browser

"It doesn't support frames, embedded media playback, and, biggest of all, JavaScript, so most of the modern web is inaccessible to it."

iFrames are cool, I use them a lot for what Wikipedians call transcluding nav widgets.

Other than that, I get fed up disabling the rest of that shit all the time.

Would be good to see it compiled for RISC OS too.

BASICally still alive: Classic language celebrates 60 years with new code and old quirks

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Re: Bad programming

But then you discovered perl and soon had him screaming for mercy?

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Re: but not IF ? THEN something {ELSE something else}.

That is exactly why you should give SAM BASIC a spin (and its derivatives). DO...WHILE/LOOPing, IF...THEN stuff, LIST FORMAT, SORT, etc etc. An awful lot more than basic BASICs!

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More BASICs still

Wow! An interpreted language! Type it onto the command line and it runs! After FORTRAN IV on punched cards and PLAN on punched tape, my 1976 encounter with a PDP11 "mini" (the size of a mere filing cabinet) was a revelation! Can't recall but I think it would have been something DEC called BASIC-11. Later on Sinclair, BBC, Mallard and SAM BASICS. I liked Bruce Gordon's SAM BASIC because it was procedural, you could write modular code without getting lost in GOTOs or worrying about line numbers (beyond the occasional RENUM if you had to squeeze in a lot more lines), although it wasn't as "correct" or as fast as Locomotive's Mallard BASIC.

Spaghetti? Nobody writes spaghetti code in any language unless they are a bad programmer or desperately pushed for time. I even used to do weird shit like adding inline comments to remind me what I was trying to do. Boy, did the cognoscenti trash my style for that, what a waste of bytes! Those were the days....

It may take decade to shore up software supply chain security, says infosec CEO

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Re: Shore out with offshoring + AI

But that makes your AI an untrusted, unvetted source, created by a previous generation of untrusted, unvetted sources. Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?

Which is the safer and more trustworthy? Proprietary code, unvetted and unvettable by independent parties, AI that has written/trained itself unto the seventh generation and counting fast, or F/LOSS well visible to the thousand eyes (should they be arsed)? If you were a black hat, which would you drop your evilware into? Just askin' ;-)

Got an old Raspberry Pi spare? Try RISC OS. It is, literally, something else

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Definitely not enough confirmation dialogs in places where they are sorely needed (though certain other OS, especially when cloudy, love to pop them up where they amount to no more than nag buttons: all things in moderation).

Even better in my book would be a History action log [journal?], which I could pop open and read for myself what I just accidentally did - maybe even undo the action. Bit like that Restore option in my MATE trash filer view wedded to the Force Quit toy in my desktop toolbar.

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Happy

There are things I'd like.

Legacy of being sat on by greedy but cash-strapped IP owners for too many decades, then struggling to get any effort resourced as a fringe free OS. I am truly happy and amazed that someone still finds it useful enough to inject life back into it.

Can't help thinking it would (does?) make a great IoT OS when burned into ROM in the traditional manner.

Even, a browser without javascript does sound a rather nice standard to shoot for. It's my default on Firefox.

Space insurers make record-breaking loss as orbit gets cramped

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Re: insurers are generally not stupid

True. But they do not always respond to market changes in timely manner. For example flood insurance took a big hit in the first season or two of climate change. And you can hoodwink them if you are smart enough - remember how the collapse of the US mortgage market, through the bursting of a bogus-statistics reinsurance bubble, triggered the collapse of Lloyds Insurance?

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Re: What type of claims are being paid out?

Launch and deployment failures account for the lion's share.

I would guess that our faultless dot-coms have realised they can take greater development risks at the insurer's expense and are slipping their development prototypes through under the guise of the real thing. Government agencies are seldom guilty of playing the insurance markets like this (one of the few faults they are not noted for).

Expect massive increases in premiums for unproven tech....

...then, next cycle, the collisions and near-miss orbit destabilisations will kick in too.

Indian bank’s IT is so shabby it’s been banned from opening new accounts

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Re: The next superpower ?

Read your history books, your Rudyard Kipling and your 19th and 20th century travelogues. India and its neighbours have always been rife with these problems.

Corruption has always been endemic there throughout every level of society. In the West we at least require it to be discreet, while some forms are widely regarded as socially acceptable and therefore not "corruption" as such (for example one might argue that buying a private consultation with a doctor whose NHS waiting list is two years long is a form of legalised corruption).

Then again, what superpower does not have its majority undercurrent of rebellious and law-breaking retrogrades? Yee-haarr!

BOFH: Smells like Teams spirit

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Skype

Icon for the title, BTW

Simon must have had one of those memory fades that block out traumatic events. That hardcore of coloured pencil users who hang on grimly to Skype and will not touch Teams with a coloured barge pole, we all have them.

Still, it's all a refreshing change from the days when office clerks spent all day running around delivering paper memos and the odd telegram.

Digital just helps us cock everything up faster.

If Britain is so bothered by China, why do these .gov.uk sites use Chinese ad brokers?

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Re: They were not worried, absent any evidence

Were there horses in the stable?

Good question. How do Microsoft define "horse"?

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They were not worried, absent any evidence

"Quick! The stable door is swinging in the wind!"

"I'm not worried, absent any evidence the horses have already bolted."

Microsoft shrinks AI down to pocket size with Phi-3 Mini

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Re: Reasoning

What is it actually (supposed to be) doing? This, probably:

"Hi, My name's Alix. I am your AI assistant. How can I help you today?"

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Trollface

Given the Microsoft idea of reasoning that we all know and love, I doubt this AI needs anything bigger than a troll's tit to run on.

Miracle-WM tiling window manager for Mir hits 0.2.0

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Secure remote admin, anybody?

Back in October 2001 I was explaining X.11 to RISC OS geeks.

10 years later I learned that it is not suited to administering highly secure systems because it is inherently insecure for a service (unusually, on the sysadmin's desktop) to initiate a connection to a service (unusually, in the secure cell).

Getting a secure server to deliver a Wayland experience to a sysadmin client does not seem to be going much better.

Today see a lot of Linux services with Windows-native admin GUIs that appear to talk to Mummy over ssh or https or whatever - no standalone device mode.

What is needed is a server which, when asked, gathers up the WIMP stuff and squirts it down a pipe, and a client which connects (e.g. remotely) to the server and asks to have the stuff squirted at it for the duration. Where the cut should come in the display/window/compositing/rendering/kitchen-sink chain I would not know, I am not really in that world any more.

Is anything, say Waypipe, anywhere near that yet?

Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal

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Soap up, folks!

This particular "unapproved change" is an old dodge - soap up the rubber so it slips on easy (stop sniggering at the back, there!). But it's also as dodgy as it is old. Back in the 1980s a colleague bought a shit-hot roadster, basically a LeMans car with number plates (Lotus Elite maybe)? There is an absolutely sharp right-hander in the middle of open ground on the way back from the research center, and he took it at over a ton. The tyres turned the corner OK but the rest of the car did not.... Turned out the mechanics had used a touch too much soap when putting on a fresh set of tyres.

Roll forward 35 years, and yawn! His Muskiness just learned the same lesson - keep that soap in a strong safe!

Unintended acceleration leads to recall of every Cybertruck produced so far

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Re: We had one too

Back in my day it was "but the wheel fell off"

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Re: Remind me

And the roof and doors are optional extras that tend to fall off when you go over a bump, while the "real flying car" wings come in kit form and require you to supply your own feathers.

Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

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Re: We have ample evidence from Cyber Truck's user manual

Bwahahahahahahahaha! I rest my case.

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Re: Grease?

Did you read that paper?!! It's all about galvanised, i.e. zinc-coated steels not stainless alloys, and the long-term effects of dirt in the grease working its way through the zinc coating to the not-stainless-at-all mild steel beneath.

True, stainless steel is only relatively stainless, but if you wash the grease off when the odd vulture poo forces the game, there's no need to lose sleep over it.

Personally I'd take a blowtorch over my Cybertruck, to impart a "jet plane exhaust" sheen to the metalwork, before keeping chickens in it. Musk, ya' listenin'? Tesla Chicken Shacks. Long-life finish, pre-rusted to Mad Max Grade 1, $1,000 extra, Grade 2, $5,000 extra, Grade 3 "Armageddon" with free vulture, $10,000. You'll make more off them that way than selling them as .... trucks, good grief!

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Re: Grease?

I think you'll find that the presence of water is part of the A level scenario. Corrosion of this kind can only happen where the adjacent medium is conductive (e.g. wet). Every real engineer will tell you that grease insulates and protects bare metal, as he wipes his hands on his butt before sitting in your collectors' period upholstered armchair.

If grease does genuinely hurt the finish, then I'd suggest that describing this grade of steel as "stainless" is possibly a misnomer.

AI spam is winning the battle against search engine quality

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I have this mad idea

A search engine which offers a button extension on your browser toolbar, so users can click to recommend a site. No site is added unless it is either rtecommended in this way, or is linked from a recommended site. Right-click > Report is also there, so that AI- etc. generated shite gets nipped in the bud.

I know, I know....

Easy-to-use make-me-root exploit lands for recent Linux kernels. Get patching

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Re: If you are *already* in such a sad state ...

Many of us are autistic-spectrum geeks who regard the English language as strongly typed and cannot grok loosely-typed turns of phrase - i.e. 99.9% of all written English and 105% of all spoken English. I only get by because I parse the semantics for intended sanity using fuzzy logic, rather than parsing the grammar and syntax using binary logic.

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Re: Bleeping Computer

Truth is, the only safe way to run Windows is in a VM on a Linux box and install a decent web browser.

Those goons don't even know how to spell FSCK-ed!

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Re: If you are *already* in such a sad state ...

That is not how I read it. The AC is pointing out that if your box is already compromised, then it is already game over. Don't waste effort shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted, go after the feckin' horse!

AI hallucinates software packages and devs download them – even if potentially poisoned with malware

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Re: AI Feng Shui Expert

Follow that link and you will follow its creator into the Laundry as their latest computational demonologist.

Good news: HMRC offers a Linux version of Basic PAYE Tools. Bad news: It broke

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Re: License?

I am asking about the HMRC tool, not the language it was written in.

Or, are you saying it has adopted the same license?

Google is unable to offer me anything coherent, how lucky you are that it likes you better.

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License?

What license is it released under? If it was an Open Source license then we could submit patches to the maintainers.

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Was going to pass this arcania by, but then I saw who you are and thought - what is my favourite American doped-out cat with a line in tall stories doing on a thread about the UK taxman? Did you buy the copyrights off the Brothers, or something? Maybe you can help me with my W-8 BENs?

Flox rocks the Nix box by conquering code chaos

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can't build a website that says anything unless javascript is enabled

Is that because javascript is seen as having the necessary functional libraries to avoid having to know CSS?

TBH, I'd rather have a nice, functional client-side web language that meant I didn't have to know either of them.

Exposed: Chinese smartphone farms that run thousands of barebones mobes to do crime

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Sheesh!

Meiko shouldn't have packed an array of INMOS Transputers into a "computing surface", they should have used them to launch launch the smartphone!

I wonder how they compare in Yen per Teraflop with a similar array of Raspberry Pis at 1/10 the price.

Garlic chicken without garlic? Critics think Amazon recipe book was cooked up by AI

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Then again

Has any AI yet stepped beyond mere authoring and reviewing, and indulged in the ancient pastime of buying back copies of the book to boost its position in the sales rankings?

It will come, O my sisters and brothers and rainbows, it - and worse - will come.

Linux for older phones postmarketOS changes its init system

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Interesting bootnote

Let's:

* weld system init, service management and network managment into one lump.

* put user login into the journal daemon.

* marry glibc.

when "all of the useful integrations can be done with more portable measures".

An engine that can conjure thrust from thin air? We speak to the designer

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Re: Sorry to pour cold water on a plasma jet

My apologies for that remark. I was in a bad mood for other reasons at that moment. Once I cooled down I redacted it.

But as a spacer, you are wrong about what an airbreathing engine is: it draws in ambient, and applies some power source to accelerate it backwards, that is all. "Backed by an air ram" is known in the trade as a ramjet. This is why NASA's aim is to demonstrate an atmospheric thrust/drag ratio and not some space-related thrust parameter. Call it an airbreathing ion thruster if you will.

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Re: Sorry to pour cold water on a plasma jet

But I would advise him that in a magnetic field, the Lorentz force acts at right angles to the direction of travel.

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I just fly a paraglider, and never get anywhere near the Karman line.

Maybe A. T. could help you with that.

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Re: Sorry to pour cold water on a plasma jet

Nope, I'm not expert enough on horse shit and snake oil for that. He got his funding, which is more than I ever did!

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Sorry to pour cold water on a plasma jet

These are just electric-powered ramjets.

The game has been played at low airspeeds, with a model flown by MIT a few years back, the main difference being that the ionisation and acceleration took place outside the airframe, above the wing. Also, the plane used a DC electrode to ionise the air, not an electron beam.

The Wiki article on ABEP (sic) notes the use of a radio-frequency (RF) magnet to ionise the plasma, just as I did professionally for some years when engineering waferfab stuff (Not that we launched the wafers like UFOs, sadly they lived in tightly-confined chambers).

As any designer of high-altitude ramjets will tell you, you have to get up to hypersonic speeds to achieve sufficient airflow. If you rely on superhigh exhaust velocities, your thermodynamics become inefficient, so you try to shift as much air as possible, as slowly as you can get away with. The trouble is, from a flow-rate perspective there is naff all mass in the air at these near-space altitudes. So you are looking at slightly higher air densities, and hence lower altitudes, in order to maintain efficient thrust.

Also, you have to get up to around Mach 20 before you gain enough centrifugal lift to think of your craft as orbiting rather than flying.

So you end up with a hypersonic ramjet and all the problems of airframe heating that brings. This is the real killer: to get in enough air to generate the required thrust, you have to punch through so much of it that your airframe melts in a few minutes. Your only hope is hypersonic aerodynamics to reduce the thrust required, and new heat-resistant materials and techniques.

Next, we get onto the rate of energy delivery, aka engine power. It is phenomenal. Think of the rocket thrust needed to sustain Mach 20 flight at such altitudes. All that has to come from the electron gun, and any other field-enhancing gadgets you can come up with. You should see the power supplies we built just to sustain a pretty light above a 6" wafer for 30 secs or so. Battery drain would be staggering, recovering ambient energy a drop in the ocean. Increasing the exhaust velocity to allow reduced mass flow would drain the batteries even faster. This is not a satellite but a short-range cruise missile.

The history of electromagnetics has been full of horse shit and snake oil since the days of Nikolai Tesla, and the tradition shows no sign of slowing down.

The S in IoT stands for security. You'll never secure all the Things

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"We should have seen this coming"

All too many of us Reg commentards did.

But there is also an L in IoT, for "La-la-la" with your fingers in your ears.

And it's not just the firmware, the older and cheaper hardware is also insecure by design. Secure from the ground up is still rare.

Why I still refuse a smartmeter to this day.

AI mishaps are surging – and now they're being tracked like software bugs

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I'll get my coat

"ChatGPT, deepfake some AI incidents and upload them to the AI Incident Database."

HDMI Forum 'blocks AMD open sourcing its 2.1 drivers'

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Always was crap

I have always wondered why the connectors for HDMI are so crap - always wobbly needing careful attention, frequently bending/breaking or falling out. Seems the Forum has found another foot to shoot itself in.

With USB C monitors available for all that TV/fillum streaming/downloads, who is still going to want an unreliable HDMI-only "home entertainment" dinosaur?

AI to fix UK Civil Service's bureaucratic bungling, deputy PM bets

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Re: Computers say Yes,..... Resistance is Futile and Puerile and Self-Destructive

I have this insane idea. Just store all that information on a publicly-visible site with a search tool. Only hide material which is excepted from FOIA.

All it needs is some AD, network and user group reconfig, and a new home page. Okay okay, and maybe an FOIA column in your legacy SharePoint libraries.

I don't know why I bother to get up in the mornings.

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Re: Time wasting form filling ..

Just wait until those responsible have their PAs replaced by AI assistants.

FOSS replacement for Partition Magic, Gparted 1.6 is here to save your data

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`systemd-boot` keeps the kernel right in the ESP

Thank all that's holy, that I went for Devuan on my legacy boxen!

Uncle Sam explores satellites that can create propellant out of thin air

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OTOH

On The Other Hand, dipping into the sticky stuff causes drag and slows the sat (in fact All LEO sats suffer this to some extent, that's what defines LEO). Also, the ionization energy you put in gets wasted as heat on recombination. So you have to scoop-eject extra propellant to maintain orbital speed. And on both counts you have to have a beefier leccy supply, not forgetting that solar panels would cause even more drag so it has to be all-onboard.

Not saying the balance can't be tipped in favour of a net efficiency gain, but it's no easy ride.

I guess the best way to look at it is as an electric ramjet.

Starting over: Rebooting the OS stack for fun and profit

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Re: Replacing one set of falsehoods with a new set of falsehoods

Hi Bazza,

Bank switching is an ancient technique for attempting to resolve the traditional dilemma. By pointing the memory bus at a different block, aka bank, you can gain some of the benefits of bulk storage along with some of the benefits of direct addressing. The technique originated in the mainframe world, and became common in the 8-bit micro revolution once demands for ROM+RAM exceeded 64kb. For example it was used by the 128k Speccies. It too needs its own approach to memory management and to coding demanding apps.

Then, there is the linear storage of tape. Mainframes used it for bulk storage, and some developed automated to-and-fro write/read systems which enabled its use as dynamic storage during computation, when the thing ran out of core store. It was a bad idea because the tape wore out, but that didn't stop Sinclair reinventing it for the Microdrive - though looping the tape rather than reversing it.

There are probably other paradigms we have missed.

All in all, the reality is far from the binary RAM+bulk suggested by the article.

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Symbian

TLDR, but anybody remember Symbian? It was the OS that powered the 1990s PDA revolution, on devices such as the Psion Series 5. Fast, non-volatile memory was hitting the high street and Psion recognised its potential for running code straight from it. Loading it into conventional RAM would still run faster, but the instant-on and low power of the NVRAM was seen as the way ahead.

My own memory is getting a bit volatile these days, but ISTR Symbian was held in cheap ROM and loaded into RAM for speed, but apps were installed to and ran from NVRAM. Perhaps somebody can confirm/deny the truth of it?