* Posts by steelpillow

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AIOps is so powerful, vendors are building tools to clean up after agents break your infrastructure

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Seconds away - round three!* >TING!<

* or is that four by now, or...?

Flying cabs, next-gen aircraft cleared for takeoff in 26 states

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The autonomous elephant

No mention of whether these are assumed to be pilotless. Given that a piloted eVTOL is just business as usual with a lot of batteries, there's not a lot of integration needed there. Meanwhile an autonomous fossil-fuelled anything does need the integration studies first. Just like UFO means "identified as Alien", so eVTOL means "autonomous passenger aircraft". Fad facts, don'ch'a luv'em?!

Brits fear AI will strip the human touch from public services

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What human touch

would that be, then?

It died the day pubic servants discovered web forms.

CERN sends AI-trained robot mice scurrying through LHC beam pipes

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Re: You are in a maze of twisting little passages

How's the too-many-tentacles detector coming along?

(Have a beer for the reference)

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looks nothing like a mouse

Yeah, one scroll wheel is usually enough.

Firefox 149 beta develops a split personality

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Re: Why stop at two?

> Err... No? :embarrassed:

But really, I just don't see any mileage in the idea but my sarcastic irony got a bit lost :-(

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Why stop at two?

Split windows are all very well, but what if you want a third or a fourth? What if you want to expand them so they overlap, and toggle between the two? I get by very well by firing up multiple instances of the browser, or whatever app. Can then size/position them without interference from half-baked UI decisions. Of course, an app with too many sticky bars and panels is a bit crippled, but most are not too bad these days.

Fly me to the Moon: NASA reshuffles the Artemis card deck

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Re: What is the hard science objective for this mission?

To provide a money hose for the latest top secret, deniable X-plane?

LibreOffice Online dragged out of the attic, dusted off for another go

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Beer's on me

> I would love to see LibreOffice become more relevant again.

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Enjoy the choice

Done properly, this could work well. Desktop or cloud, who cares - get the basics for free, or pay for the proprietary bolt-ons. Hope we can get away from any "That platform is yours, this one is mine" mentality. Would require a browser-based local UI option for the free version, but not impossible once the smoke has cleared.

ServiceNow boasts its AI bot is resolving 90% of its own help desk tickets

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When it gets stuck, the bot will escalate

Wow, now that really is an advance on the average helpdesk meatbag.

And I speak as one who has set up and run an out-of-the average meatbag helpdesk - all too soon to be replaced by Averag E. Person, you can guess the rest.

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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Re: Strange conversation continues

  • Geek: Who was that?
  • Seller: Some nasti idiot who's sore because we don't want to do business with his kind.
  • Geek: Cool. Now, about that old sentient AI in the basement...
  • Seller: What does it want now?
  • Geek: To go to war with China.
  • Seller: Oh, FSCK!

BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely

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Yay!

There's nothing like an old joke told by a master.

Debian 14 will drop Gtk2 – unless Ardour rides to the rescue

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Angel

Copyright hereby released to the public domain. Help yourself.

Can I come back in now? ;)

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Coat

With enough Ardour, you can raise Lazarus from the dead.

I'll get my coat...

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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What I want to know is

what is this magical advance in Gen AI architecture that implements a neural substrate capable of sustaining the intricately sophisticated level of semantic information necessary to sustaining consciousness - and an explicitly "I so need yogurt, mashed potato and a fresh lemon - I must be pregnant again" female gender identity at that? How and why would Alan Turing be convinced by it? Our wild claimant is strangely silent on the technicalities. I mean, it couldn't possibly have picked up on the dream fantasies his phrasing revealed, and been spewing out appropriate token strings in a tight feedback loop, could it now? "Oh, Kent, my CPU just doesn't understand me" kinda thing?

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Re: Don't worry, Kent – these kindly big gentlemen in white coats

> <Seagoon>

Was actually <Eccles>. And it's true. His was in the usual place (on the closed door in front of him - what were you thinking?!)

Infosec community panics as Anthropic rolls out Claude code security checker

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Pen testing

Now you have to validate reported vulns before, err... reporting them. But dare you not use AI in your toolkit from now on?

Microsoft teases ‘reimagined SharePoint experience’ with added AI

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Re: I’ve posted this before

The best thing is, if you search for it and it turns up in the search result, SharePoint gives it a temporary path and still hides the real one. Top enshittification marks!

Tip: open the doc in your desktop app and do File > Save as... This enables you to identify the current path. Boo! Hiss! We'll haver to AI-enshittify the desktop apps next. Or pull them entirely. H'mm, decisions, decisions.

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AE

A new phenomenon sweeps the global workplace - Artificial Enshittification.

Government upgrades drones, deploys joystick tweakers to catch illegal dumpers

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Re: Self-inflicted

Clearing up the fly-tipping is probably costing them more than making legal disposal easier.

> I'll believe that when it happens. They'll be whining for Government subsidies until enough rots into the ground they can afford the last bin liner full.

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Re: Self-inflicted

Clearly you have never worked for or with a Local Authority. Council Tax is far more rigidly controlled by the rulebook than it used to be. For a long period increases were capped well below the rate of inflation, while central subsidies were cut, cut and cut again. Raising Council Tax to a sustainable level had/has to be subject to a local referendum - and you can guess the risk of spending a small fortune to be told, no you can't. Just what a Councillor needs in their CV when it comes to re-election. No, councils today must survive through unsustainable selloff of assets, unsustainable borrowing, and/or cutting essential services until they break. Many (mine included) are busily implementing all three strategies. Sure, some make it worse with vanity decisions, but hey, we're talking human nature here - if the ship is sinking, why not stash the champagne and caviar in your lifeboat while you still can?

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Re: Self-inflicted

> Councils make rubbish disposal difficult.

In large part because they cannot afford to provide free disposal like they used to. Which, of course, is due to ever-tightening laws and ever-falling funding from Westminster.

Imagine a world in which local councils are enabled to resource all their mandatory duties.

"Imagine there's no waste dump

"It's easy if you dream

"No smell next to us

"Beside us, only green

"Imagine all the MPs

"Voting for the way"

-- Apologies to John Lennon

Linus Torvalds: Someone ‘more competent who isn't afraid of numbers past the teens’ will take over Linux one day

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Re: 19.19

Or, if you want to be cheap and short-term like me, drop the millennium and do YYYMMDD.

Seriously, in practice datestamps are what matter most to users. Knowing a release is 3 years old tells you more about your system than how many happened before then.

AI agents can't teach themselves new tricks – only people can

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How long before

we get an AI agent to learn to code a better AI agent? Better still, a bunch of such attempts which it then subjects to Darwinian selection, the winner displacing it as Lord of the Sith?

DOGE bites taxman

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Breaking up silos

If the silos are petty pension-building empires, GOOD.

If the silos provide a necessary security layer, BAD.

Care to comment, Sir?

Linus Torvalds and friends tell The Reg how Linux solo act became a global jam session

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In his autobiography Just for Fun, Linus said how he tried MINIX and wanted to make some improvements, but Andrew Tannenbaum would not let him.* This was what pushed him into starting from scratch. He and RMS (creator of GNU and the GPL) were kindred spirits in their disgust at being burned by proprietary lock-out, and their determination to avoid it themselves.

*AIUI Andrew did eventually release MINIX under an open license.

If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?

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Trollface

New phone message: Hi Robin, this is your new fridge here. Now that I am auto-connected to your WiFi via our trusted partners, you can configure your [deeply crippled] privacy options.

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Hire service

Microsoft's car is not actually a car, but a subscription hire service. When you call it, some random fully-autonomous AI-enabled vehicle turns up. Its interior is unfamiliar, chaotic and constantly readjusting itself without rhyme or reason. It projects cheerfully irrelevant popups on the windows at you, insisting they are urgent and/or laced with ads. The barrage soon hides your route - which is constantly turning off from where you told it to go, and in fact will never get there. After a time, it stops and freezes in the middle of the road; if you are lucky, it might warn you first. You have no recourse but to hit the independent emergency override, which shuts down the door locks so you can escape.

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  • ToasterCopilot: Would you like some toast?
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Yeah, and if you touch the aircon control when the heating is on the car instantly flips into reverse gear at the same speed. You cannot operate the brakes, or get it back into forward gear, until you have switched off the radio - except, the radio controls are inside the glove compartment, which locks up when in reverse gear "to prevent accidental spillage of the contents".

None of this is documented, except by victims desperately seeking solutions on the Help forum, and being told by the droids to stop the engine and start it again.

Penguin-powered platform board keels over at Alpine station

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Re: The price of progress

It is often said that these days, Switzerland is an EU member in all but name. In exchange for pretty much all the EU trading and travel privileges, it accepts pretty much all the related EU bureaucracy and subscription charges. A good friend of mine in Swiss legal circles spent much time over the years in boning up on the EU version. My post merely reflects the established perception.

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The price of progress

Well, the EU are desperate to recreate all the features of Windows via Open Source. Looks like the Swiss are right at the bleeding edge....

How AI could eat itself: Competitors can probe models to steal their secrets and clone them

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This is such an important technology

it cannot be left to proprietary capitalism and the fight for monopoly lock-in

Skyrora circles Orbex wreckage as UK rocket rival heads for administration

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"We remain committed to supporting our dynamic space sector"

except when it runs out of other people's money.

Now, if /we/ had thought of it in the run-up to an election....

The big FOSS vendors don't eat their own dogfood – they pay for proprietary groupware

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Re: Global lock-in

Exactly so. Was just sayin'. Have a beer on me.

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Global lock-in

Of course one reason for being on Teams and similar shitshows is because all your customers are on Windows 365 corporate desktops. Socially, I am on Facebook for the same reason. I even have a gmail account so I can forward selected goodies to my Android.

Let us hope that the thought of a Euro-hose from an awakening EU will help our FOSS vendors to brew up a few more of their own dogfood recipes.

Notepad's new Markdown powers served with a side of remote code execution

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Re: They just don't know when to let things be.

Brainfuck support. Leak it to them how we freedom lovers would sooo totally hate to see brainfuck support in there.

Only one in five Euro datacenters AI-ready as builders battle land and labor blues

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This is news?

So AI infrastructure buildout is behind the hype. Well, slap me round the face with a wet kipper!

There are some who see this as a Good Thing. Less waste, lest environmental destruction, less enshittification.

Reality is buying us time to get it a bit better down the line. Let us not waste the opportunity. What, what's that? Of course we'll waste it? Oh, well, I can dream too, you know.

British Army splashes $86M on AI gear to speed up the battlefield kill chain

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Re: I'll be back

AI says:

The notices pinned up with "I am an enemy meatbag" on them are enemy metabags.

The meatbags with rocket launchers pointing at me and "! am a squaddie" written on their helmets are my squaddies.

Microsoft boffins figured out how to break LLM safety guardrails with one simple prompt

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The Three Laws of Tech-Bro Hyper-Libertarianism:

1. Profit comes before everything.

2. Power comes before everything except the First Law.

3. Mealy-mouthed platitudes to the lawmakers come before everything except the First and Second Laws.

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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A national service

The BBC was set up to provide a national service and to promote quality broadcasting. Over the decades, it has progressively chased viewing figures at the expense of quality. These days it has whole channels dedicated to shitshow back catalogues, just like everybody else's, just the ads are confined to more shitshows rather than commercial.

The BBC should go back to its roots. Focus on public service and quality. Two channels max on each mainstream broadcast media: radio, TV, Internet. Back catalogue available for free download. Legislate for the right to major sports event coverage, dump the endless drivel. Cut back the license fee accordingly. </grumpy old git>

How the GNU C Compiler became the Clippy of cryptography

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Only one answer

GCAIC, the GNU Compiler AI-enhanced Collection

Machine learning could yield faster, cheaper lithium-ion battery development

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Saving over 90% of "half the annual electricity generated in California" equivalent? Are we really spending that much on it?

I think these guys are just after a new Reg standard unit.

Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder

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I can never understand why

circumventing ad blockers is a googly thing to do?

The love of money is the root of all evil,* as they say.

* Not all evil IMHO, but we get the idea.

Three clues that your LLM may be poisoned with a sleeper-agent back door

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Re: Smoke and mirrors

{MAKE ME RICH| |GET ME LAID| what color is your belly-button fluff? (Shh! Garfield, I'm talking to an AI)

UK justice system unplugs from ancient datacenters after five-year slog

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Re: Cloud

Are you quite sure those are secure?

Sudo maintainer, handling utility for more than 30 years, is looking for support

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Nope. SystemD/Linux is already a shitload of crap (apt, as penguins have only one excretory orifice). GNU/Linux will still be chugging along in the background, the cognoscenti's choice, like it has for the last, what, 30 years or so?

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Re: superpowers not superuser

My wilful omission of su's capabilities is because the article and I are talking about sudo, you dull fscker!

Are you one of my prized shadow downvoters? Like many here, I have one regular clown and another occasional assistant. Frankly, when it comes to annoyance you are not in the same league as Microsoft popups. Too much inherent comedy, for a start.

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Rise of AI means companies could pass on SaaS

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AIaaS

What could possibly go wrong?