* Posts by jake

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Brits unleash world's hottest chilli pepper

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@AC 23:57 ... Oh. I see.

You think that actually knowing how to find, grow, produce and combine ingredients to produce food is pretentious. I no longer pity you ... rather, I feel sorry for those around you.

Consider: Probably the biggest hack good old HomoSap has learned is how to play about with whatever food is local & current ... You are an omnivore, like it or not. Learn to feed you & yours with whatever you have handy. It's a life-skill. If you had a significant other, s/he'd love you for it.

Trust me kids ... Hacking about with food in the kitchen is more important than computers.

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Re:AC 09:09

Eh? Sharing a recipe is considered pretentious in your world? I pity you.

Pardon me while I polish my Fender Big Block ...

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@Lee

"Zero isn't a number if you are truly being pedantic."

Yes, it is. Zero is the number between the set of positive integers and the set of negative integers. It is also the number that your computer uses as a baseline.

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If there is no flavor, there is no point ...

Why not just bottle pure capsaicin & be done with it? The DSWs over "worlds hottest pepper" and "world's hottest hot sauce" are getting tedious, at best.

That said ... I make my own Habenero/Goat Pepper/Scotch Bonnet hot sauce, from peppers I grow here. Lovely stuff. Tastes of mango, banana, pineapple, a hint of apple, coconut & vanilla ... Is it hot? Yes! But it also tastes good ... if you can get past the heat. I spilled a little on my morning omelet just a little while ago. Doubles as pepper-spray ;-)

Take about a cup of good cider vinegar (I make my own from my gravenstein apple cider), put it in a blender with a dozen or so ripe Habeneros (seeds & all), a teaspoon of sea salt (not that nasty, metallic tasting, iodine-infused "table salt"), and about a tablespoon each of honey & turbinado/demerara sugar (muscovado or piloncillo also work, if you can find 'em). A tablespoon of chipotle powder adds a nice smoky note, but isn't required. Blend well. Add a little more vinegar if needed, to get a Tabasco-ish consistency. It's usable immediately, but bottle it & stick it in the back of your fridge for a couple months and it just gets better ... A turkey baster with the plastic bit from an eye-dropper stuck on the end works well for re-filling old Tabasco[tm] bottles.

Google Instant blacklists the Slutskys

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Re: paulf

"Access was via the 10BASE2 Ethernet sub-net that linked 15 daisy chained computers to the server via co-axial cable."

That wasn't a daisy chain, that was a CSMA/CD bus ...

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I don't do google ... but ...

Has anyone tried "Scunthorpe"?

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

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Organized religion ...

Organized religion is the root of all evil.

That's not to say that all organized religion is evil, mind.

An it harm none, do what ye will.

No, I'm not Wiccan, but I grok the sentiment ...

Reg hack celebrates happy event

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Dancing rodents :-)

All the years I've been breeding animals, having a baby or babies on the ground never gets old. Next up on my personal growth listie: My daughter is late in her third trimester. I'm quite looking forward to being a grandfather.

Superhuman Chinese monk does a bunk

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Eh?

"Li has the honour of becoming El Reg's first Taoist twatdangler."

Eh? Larry Ellison, shirley ... And Steve Jobs, if you squint a little ;-)

Apple Ping unfriends meanie Facebook

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Cupertino's self-balkanization continues ...

AAPL's quickly becoming the NORK of the computing world ...

Symantec Snoop Dogg rap contest site rickrolled

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::snicker::

What else needs to be said? Except maybe ::giggle::

Front End / Client Side Web Developer

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::eeww::

After reading that, I feel unclean ... Shirley it should be labeled NSFW?

Symantec and Snoop Dogg launch cybercrime rap contest

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Isn't this kind of ...

... an inside-out variation of carrying coals to Newcastle?

I mean, seriously ... a major corporation paying a rapper to convince idiots that they provide honest-to-gawd/ess intellectual self protection? The irony is almost palatable ...

Diesels greener than electric cars, says Swiss gov report

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Really.

Most diesel trains are actually diesel-electric. The diesel engine runs a generator, which in turn powers the electric engines that move the train. Cuts out the middle-man, and attendant transmission losses.

Side note: Your little TGVs are people-movers, not long-distance goods transport.

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Something people are missing ...

Look to long-haul transportation, where economy makes for profits.

Trains: Diesel

Trucks: Diesel

Aircraft: Jet fuel (basically, diesel)

Shipping: Bunker fuel (basically, diesel)

Do the math(s) & follow the money. Diesel powered vehicles are the absolute cheapest form of long distance transportation known to man, from a TCO point of view.

Scottish iSchool goes 100% iPad

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iThink ...

... this iS an iNcredible waste of money.

But what do iKnow. I'm probably just an iDiot.

Last time I checked, the three Rs were still iMportant. Surely the money would be better spent on paper & pencils?

Somehow, I suspect the followers of iChthys are in cahoots ... and iSis is appalled.

I was working in the lab, late one night...

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::wry grin::

You really don't understand my humor, do you, Trevor?

I'll leave you alone for the duration ... I actually like your writing. Carry on.

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The more we forget history ...

Great. Trevor's discovered 1985ish technology ... What ever will be next? The joys of the TSR in Corporate Computing? A review of the NeXT Computer System? Commentary on how narsty "New Coke" is? Perhaps a review of Bobbysocks!' "La det swinge"? Or maybe an explanation of what "Buckyballs" are? How about how to cheat at Tetris?

I'm on tenterhooks ... The possibilities are nearly endless ... Me, I'm hoping for a complete set of "Calvin Ball" rules.

US colonel blasts PowerPoint bureaucracy in Afghan HQ

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@Lars

McNealy banned PP from Sun ... Last time I was consulting for BiggerBlue, PP was common.

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@AC 15:28

Get five or six degrees, featuring EE, ME and IT (in a couple variations), throw in an MBA, spend 35+ years in the industry, and I'll happily GIVE you my job. But trust me, you don't want it. It's been a fun roller-coaster, but in the last eight or ten years Microsoft & Apple have poisoned the pool. I'm close to saying "fuck it" and fully retiring ...

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Now ask me why ...

The first thing I do when brought in as a consultant is fire all the middle-management who do nothing but fiddle about with PowerPoint all day. Saves gobs of money.

IMO, at the state level, just getting rid of the PP-jockeys would probably balance California's budget overnight. At the national level ... let's just say the waste is staggering.

VW to eliminate worst road hazard: drivers

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EXACTLY!

"The solution is obvious: get rid of that error-prone driver."

But instead of spending billions or trillions of dollars over the next hundred years or so, how about we actually teach people to drive in the first place, and then verify that they haven't drifted into bad habits every couple years?

Probably a more useful technology would be an electronic box that verifies the current driver's insurance & license before allowing the ignition to be turned on ... with an "Emergency" button that allows a driver to fire up the car in an emergency ... but also contacts 911 (999 or 112 to you Brits & Euros) ... Note that I, personally, wouldn't be happy to see such technology implemented as it would assume that anyone in the drivers seat is a criminal ... but over all, it would be a better use of funds.

Personally, I don't want my car to drive itself ... If I can no longer drive, lift my license.

Pentagon confirms attack breached classified network

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@Wize

And the Morris Worm the year before that (in 1988). Same hardware platform, but running BSD not VMS. The difference is that we learned to avoid such holes over time[1]. Microsoft, on the other hand, has used meaningful filename extensions for HOW long, exactly?

[1] I can't remember anyone similarly exploiting TOPS-10 or -20 ... Can anyone refresh my memory?

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Numpties.

Why the fuck would anyone, with any knowledge of basic computer security, have a so-called "secure system" accessible in any way, shape or form from not-secure systems?

And these are the idiots in charge of my nation's security? Sometimes I despair ...

Internet, China and Russia destroying US, rock and roll

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@AC 04:18

"All those belligerent youngsters"

The belligerent ones avoid me ... I'm better trained & a hell of a lot meaner than they are when I need to be ...and that set knows it.

"will get off your lawn"

Actually, many "at risk" kids mow my lawns ... in return for riding and/or dawg training and/or "how yeast works" lessons :-)

"soon enough to go do drugs."

Yes. That is an issue ... We try to reach out to the kids here in the Sonoma Valley, and we are an acknowledged refuge for kids in need ... but you can't save all of 'em. Won't stop us trying.

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They have a point ...

My daughter's Precision Big Block (formerly owned by Jean-Jacques Burnel) goes weeks without being played ... Might have something to do with her being more interested in making a living than making music, though. Being late in her third trimester might have something to do with it, too.

The cycle of life continues, even though kids think they they know better then their parents. All that computer power, and they can't come up with anything better than mag tape? MP3s? ::spit::

Police extend detention of e-voting critic

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WHERE, exactly is the conspiracy?

Sounds to me like the government in question is conspiring to hide the fact that their vaunted e-voting system is subject to fraud.

Royal Society opens inquiry into why kids hate tech

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That word "computer", I don't think it means what you think it does ...

"The computing environment is changing too fast for that. If you were looking to construct a GCSE for three years hence what would you include in the course? iPad? ChromeOS tablets? Android tablets? Android phones? iPhone? Kindle?"

Them's all appliances, not computers.

"And what about facebook, flickr, youtube, google, twitter and ebay."

That's all marketing & advertising, and has nothing to do with computing.

"What about the ones that are going to dominate our lives in three or four years?"

That word "dominate" ... Some of us haven't succumbed to the mass media.

"And what, most especially, what about the course module dedicated to The Register?"

::snort:: Redtops are redtops ...

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Answers from a sometime IT educator ...

"These include asking whether computing is a real discipline in the same way that maths, physics or chemistry are."

No. Computing is more like plumbing or auto mechanics.

"Other questions include:

" Is programming still a fundamental literacy for the modern age?"

It never was, any more than people understand the processes that allow them to fire up their car and drive off to the shops.

" What is the purpose of ICT or computing classes in school?"

At the grade school level? It has nothing to do with the kids, and everything to do with petty politics amongst the adults in charge.

" Are existing qualifications fit for purpose?"

No, for the simple reason that said "qualifications" were speced out by the unqualified.

" Should computing even be taught in the school environment - do kids learn more outside the classroom?"

IMO, anything more than basic keyboard skills should be outside the scope of grade schools. Yes, allow simple programming languages (I'm talking Lisp or Smalltalk, not that abomination BASIC) and/or bare-bones "how it works" electives for those interested. But this shouldn't be a requirement, any more than autoshop or woodworking.

" Why do students study computing?"

They don't. They study "using consumer goods, and how to get their parents to purchase them for them".

" How much variety is there between different schools?"

Stupid question, How much variety is there between people?

" Do computing qualifications carry as much weight with universities as, say, maths qualifications?"

Not at any decent accredited school that I'm aware of (I have taught IT at several of California's State and UC campuses, and at many highschools & all of the Junior Colleges in the greater Bay Area).

" Is it a problem of perception?"

Probably ... The folks asking the questions aren't equipped to properly perceive the reality of the situation ... figuring out "why" is most likely a better place to spend the money on an 18-month probe.

" Is this problem unique to the UK or could we learn from other countries?"

Its world-wide, in my estimation.

Paris Hilton tweets armed intruder drama

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For small values of fun ...

"all making the same utterly lame and entirely predictable comment"

Then why give the bint any press to begin with? Even her Grandfather disinherited her ...

Inmate-frying microwave pain blaster turret installed in US jail

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@LateNightLarry

Nope. Charlie's at Corcoran.

California State Prison, Solano (Vacaville) is mostly full of idiots who got caught being stupid.

California Medical Facility, Vacaville, is a different facility (housed on the same campus) full of idiots that got caught being stupid ... but for the most part being stupid whilst off their meds. Thus the "medical" in the name.

Strange thing ... My dawgs far prefer the company of the folks at CMFV to the company of the folks at CSPS ... Seems that they can sense the difference between a chemical imbalance and folks who are genuinely anti-social ...

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@David Eddleman

San Quentin's in San Rafael (OK, it's technically it's own town, just East of Larkspur Landing, to be pedantic), on the lovely San Francisco Bay. Los Angeles is about 400 miles away to the South, by road.

Besides, the real wack-jobs are housed at Pelican Bay, Corcoran & Atwater (at least here in California). San Quentin's main claim to fame is that it houses California's "Death Row", at least for male inmates.

Boffins learn to adjust body clocks

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Speaking personally, try melatonin.

I was a global network troubleshooter from the early '80s thru' the late '90s ... at any given hour I could expect to be flying off to anywhere on the planet. 0.25mg melatonin 45 minutes before "local bedtime" on the first night out, and I was fine for the duration of the trip ... until the next timezone. Lather, rinse, repeat ... I experienced no ill effects, could wake up immediately if required, and apparently it's not addictive (all unlike alcohol, sleeping pills, etc.).

Yes, I know, "studies indicate", yadda yadda yadda. I am not a doctor, this is not a prescription, might be illegal in your jurisdiction, etc.

MOON SHRINKING FAST - shock NASA discovery

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Clearly ...

Clearly, it's the acne creme God applied during creation 6,000 years ago starting to flake off, as any fule teenager knos ...

Shopping mall mulls Supreme Court bid to back no-speaking ban

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@AC 00:05

"You can't have them charged with trespass if you invited them in in the first place, but changed your mind after the fact."

No? You are welcome to visit my Ranch for horse related activities and various types of dog training (we also offer occasional classes in turning lambs & steers into food, grapes into wine, malt and hops into beer, and salt, flour & water into bread). You are not welcome to preach here. Try it, and I'll personally show you the property line. Complain or otherwise act up, and I'll arrest you[1]. Sue me. I dare you.

[1] Yes, here in California, I can do this as a citizen. And have. Never lost the resulting lawsuit (and the idiots always try to sue me). The trick is having clued-in witnesses and understanding the law, to say nothing of when to apply it.

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@Sarah

A legend in your own ... Ah, fsck it. Too easy.

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Mall == private property.

Just like my living room.

You can NOT spout your religious bullshit to anyone in my living room ... I do not allow shamanism here in any shape or form. If you try, you will be shown the door, and indeed escorted off my property. If you struggle, I have the option of making a citizens arrest, charging you with trespassing, and/or assault, depending on how violent you are in insisting on delivering your variation of "the good word".

Don't like my house rules? Don't come here. We won't miss you.

Giant vulture menaces Scottish skies

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Horse crap.

Turkey vultures hang out at PAO, feasting on 'plane-kill (bunnies & smaller birds). I have never heard of a pilot flying into or out of Palo Alto hitting one. And there are often tens of these things hanging about ... with 6 foot wingspans. The chances of commercial aircraft occupying the same airspace as a single bird "somewhere over Scotland" are less than remote, regardless of wingspan.

Jackal novelist blames NSA for wife's laptop hack

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First thing that popped into my mind:

"The dog ate my homework! Honest!"

Then I got to the penultimate paragraph ... :-)

Woman sues to force exposure of YouTube bullies

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I would have never heard of Carla Franklen

At least not until Carla Franklin advertised herself. Well done, that woman!

See: Streisand Effect.

OpenSolaris axed by Ellison

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@Matt Bryant

"That's easy to answer - as a customer, I had to suffer Sun's broken promises, failing kit and flat-out lying marketting FUD for years."

Interesting. You claim you were a customer (implying you made $$ decisions), and yet you allowed yourself to "suffer" "for years"? Somehow, I don't think your commentary on this subject is very useful.

Childish insults? Look within, Matt. "Slowaris", "Sunshiner", et alia ... projection is an ugly thing. Why are you so angry?

Please note, above, where I suggested Solaris "RIP". It's hardly my religion.

As for the "job center" ... I'm retired, thanks, but my 1988 Sun 3/470 "Pegasus" is still happily serving email, gopher, usenet, ftp and that new-fangled WWW-thingy, as it has for over twenty years :-)

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@Matt Bryant

Matt, I don't know why you are so anti Solaris ... nor do I really care. But from my perspective, you are coming off as a sophomore marketing major who just discovered a new toy to worry, without actually understanding the underlying structure of said toy.

Do stop. You are embarrassing yourself.

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Fairwell, Solaris.

I knew you well, and made a lot of money knowing you well over the years. Sad to see you go.

RIP

People have no bloody idea about saving energy

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To say nothing of the likes of ...

... Al Gore, flitting around the planet in his personal $LARGEJET, telling us all we need to cut back on fossil fuels.

Or the morons happily throwing mercury filled CFL lightbulbs into their trash.

And has anyone done a REAL energy TCO for hybrid and electric cars? We have a 1995 Toyota pickup truck with 259,000 miles on it. It still gets ~31 MPG (freeway, 70 MPH). Total repair costs have included tires (three sets), belts & hoses (twice), oil change & tuneup (three times per year), a valve job, and a water pump. Throw in refueling, and you have a pretty cheap way to get to the moon!

Rise in Latvian botnets prompts Spamhaus row

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@Allan George Dyer

Not arguing with you ... Just providing additional perspective.

I have dropped two /24s. Twice. They needed killing. You can probably guess who ;-)

Admins who reply to me and act on abuse reports are never blocked ... even if it takes a week's worth of back and forth email to get to the heart of the matter.

That said, dropping received email is not blackholing, and a waste of bandwidth. When you're in my DENY tables, your mail servers can't even see my network. Any & all IP packets from you are dropped on the floor with no reply. THAT is blackholing.

Disagree on multi-language abuse reports. Like it or not, just as Arabic drove early science, Latin (Koin Greek, Aramaic, et al) drove early Christianity, Deutsch drove later science (etc., I won't continue. You are quite welcome), American English is the lingua franca of teh intratubes.

Yes on NCP ... I'm an old fart. I'm surprised you knew it was "Program", not "Protocol".

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Meta vs. micro, and the spammer mindset ...

"I'm not Spamhaus either, but I don't think they've ever blocked the whole of Hong Kong. Have you?"

Clearly, sir, you are unclear on the concept. I was discussing shielding my networks from IP ranges delivering spam/malware, regardless of country of origin. You, on the other hand, seem to be taking it personally.

"Anyway, if we agree to differ on whether blocking a whole country is indiscriminate"

Where did I write that I was blocking any "whole country"?

"do you have any comments on my three suggestions for improvements:"

Sure! I can comment on anything, if you ask :-)

"specificity;"

My blocklists are very specific ... but then, being IP address ranges they would be, wouldn't they?

"not blackholing;"

Why not? Seriously. When abuse comes from specific IP space, I drop IP packets from that IP space on the floor. I've been doing that since January 1, 1983[1]. I am protecting *my* network resources, which don't exist to make *your* network owners a profit.

"and providing abuse report templates in multiple languages?"

I'd love to. Are you offering to provide this service? Or are you suggesting that I should spend *MY* money to provide it?

[1] Prior to that, I was doing similar things with NCP traffic ...

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@Allan George Dyer

"Living in Hong Kong I occasionally have to deal with such indiscriminate blocking,"

It's not indiscriminate. It just looks like it from your side of things ... from my side of things, it's kind of like Internet Judo ... "Bad" ISP throws a punch, I side-step it. "Bad" ISP throws another punch, I let it go again, but slap it on the way by. "Bad" ISP throws a third punch, and "bad" ISP finds itself on its arse, unable to communicate with me for the duration.

"and I wish you guys would make things a bit easier..."

And I wish the guys running the systems you're connecting thru' would stop allowing their systems to be a spam/malware sewer.

Again, I'm not spamhaus, nor do I use them, but I do protect my users.

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Agreed.

"No internet user should be punished for the actions of another internet user,"

I agree 100% ... I shouldn't have to burn bandwidth, CPU, disk and end-user time($$) on unsolicited email and other anti-social Internet traffic. Nor should my clients. That's why I block large swathes of IP space where anti-social traffic is known to originate. Including most of Latvia. And my clients are happy to follow my lead. Makes life easier over the long haul.

Don't like me blocking your IP traffic? Clean up your act; become a friendly net.neighbor, and maybe we'll start exchanging packets again ... *IF* someone using my blocklist asks me to allow your IP space again.

Internet balkanization? Absofuckinglutely. But here's the rub ... I'm in the rest of the world. The Internet version of the Balkans have chosen to become balkanized. Hopefully they are happy in their semi-isolation.

I am not Spamhaus, nor do I use them, but they are not alone.

Turkish groom accidentally sprays wedding guests with bullets

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@Trevor_Pott

I grew up partially in the backwoods of Northern California. Guns were tools that we used to get food, and to protect the crops. Later on, I was a competitive shooter for many years (various variations of skeet & trap, long distance & handgun). To me, guns are always a serious subject.

You don't shoot to wound in war so the "enemy" eventually recovers ... you shoot to wound in war so the enemy has to use manpower and other resources to deal with the wounded. And again, I hope I am never in that situation.

We'll have to agree to disagree about educational uses for full auto stuff.

Yes, I have a sense of humor. Speaking of jet engined powered things, have you ever heard of the jet engine powered beer cooler? See:

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

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@Trevor_Pott

I have several full-auto rifles. All legal. Most aren't fired more than once or twice a year (and then only when my brothers or old college friends stay up late, handloading ammo). Like all obsolete equipment, they are museum pieces, curiosities, training aids, and educational tools ... when used properly, of course. Usually, when my brothers & friends are about it's more testosterone & stupidity, but my range is a safe place for such high jinx.

I let the local cops know a couple days in advance when we are going to go full-auto. Most of the time, the flunky on the phone tells me "that's illegal". My neighbor, the Chief of Police, usually hauls the flunky out to empty a few clips/drums/belts & receive an education on the reality of the law when it comes to full-auto weapons here in the US.

No, I don't hunt with full-auto. In fact, I don't hunt at all anymore. No real point. But I know how, and will, if I need to feed me & mine. Probably using my bolt action Remington 30-06 and/or Browning 12 gauge pump. (My deep-freeze is full of miscellaneous bits of turkey & venison & wild boar road-kill ... why hunt, when there are suicidal critters about?)

Shooting to wound isn't an option. That's just cruel. Shoot to kill, or don't shoot. Predators don't wound on a whim or for sport (except cats, and that's a whole 'nuther stable of worms), they kill to eat. Humans are predators, and top of the food chain. If you shoot at it, expect to kill it and eat it. To do otherwise is to mock tens of millions of years of mammalian history.

Humans are a slightly different issue, having (hopefully!) the concept of rational thought. If you present yourself to me & mine in such a way that I feel a need to pull a gun, you will die. Not because I take delight in it, but rather because if the option is you or me, it'll be me. Fortunately, this has only happened twice in my 50ish years ... and both times, the other party has backed off and waited quietly until the cops arrived. Hopefully I'll never need to kill a human ... It's really, really, really low on my list of priorities.

Overthrowing the government is even lower ... With any luck, that particular card will never need to be played here in the lower 48 ... at least not during my lifetime.

There is no such thing as zombies. Bringing them up in a conversation such as this pollutes your argument, to the point of giving one cause to wonder why one should listen to you on this subject.

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