* Posts by jake

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I finally have the parts to complete my Amdahl 470 V5 restoration.

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Re: I finally have the parts to complete my Amdahl 470 V5 restoration.

Sometimes it's the journey, not the destination :-)

I restore old shit as a form of meditation. Cars, boats, bikes, cycles, aircraft, computers, farm equipment pre-steam age & steam, name it ... Some stays with me, some is sold, and some gets loaned to museums.

However, my nieces & nephews are learning about the history of programming as a result (so did my daughter) The oldest niece is soaking in assembly language (multiple CPUs, ancient & modern) at a dizzying rate, and she's also pretty good in Cobol & Fortran. My oldest nephew is a whiz in Cobol & Fortran, and getting help from his cousin in assembler. All the kids have to use Windows at school, but I'm slowly teaching them how the clusterfuck came to be, starting with DOS 0.96 beta and all variations through the early world of Windows.

Why? They are interested, that's why. And someone in the next generation is going to make a fortune maintaining the now 40+ year old code that most of the nation's infrastructure runs on ... as my daughter is discovering already :-)

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I finally have the parts to complete my Amdahl 470 V5 restoration.

Where the hell am I going to put the bloody thing?

Hopefully I can shuffle the kit in the machineroom/museum/mausoleum/morgue around enough to fit it in ...

If that's not "computer storage", I don't know what is ;-)

Killers laugh in face of death penalty threat, say US experts

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@Schultz (was: Re: The answer)

No.

The social issues that make "drugs" an option is a problem, not an answer.

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Most murders are gang, drug, alcohol or sex related.

And in that order (at least here in California). I'm talking 95+%.

Not a single one of the killers I'm typing about even thinks about it before doing the deed. Laws, and the threat of punishment don't enter the picture. It's an emotion-based thing, brought on by poor up-bringing (for the most part), IMNESHO.

Might not be politically correct to state it, but the male children of un-married mothers in the inner-cities are by far the largest percentage of murderers here in CA.

Gut feeling is that the worst problem is people living in hamster-habitats. We're built to be small-group hunter-gatherers, not spoon-fed masses.

The other problem is welfare mothers smacking their kids around, thus teaching the kids that violence is a good way to get your point across.

I have no answers.

Mornington Crescent

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Me? A Saint? Pfaugh.

Blackfriars ... & I'm sure The Lovely Patricia Holm agrees with me.

Take that, youngster!

Thumbs down and Comments

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xx28 & xx82 as I type(o) ...

I might make this a 0130hours user-generated "feature" ;-)

Probably not, though. "Thumbs" still seem kinda pointless to me.

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@TeeCee (was: Re: ACs are funny :-))

The numbers, up or down, aren't important to me. What I was commenting on was that I had obviously pushed somebody's buttons ... but they didn't have the courtesy of telling my where I goofed, so I could clean up my act.

Or not clean up my act, depending ;-)

I rarely up or down vote anything. Seems pointless. Exceptions include up voting "insiders" from companies ElReg writes about posting as themselves (which I really do approve of!) ... and down voting the occasional clumsy troll. Clumsier than myself, of course!

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ACs are funny :-)

Last night, I was at xx73 "thumbs up" and xx37 "thumbs down"[1].

Tonight, I'm at xx77 "up" and xx71 "down"[2].

In twenty four hours (or so), a time period that I didn't actually post anything new in, I had four "up" and thirty four "down", for reasons which I don't understand. Apparently, I picked up another AC fanboi/grrl who is afraid to actually comment on whatever I wrote that irritated it. I feel sorry for the poor sap.

Speak up if you have an opinion, kids! It's just ASCII :-)

[1] I noticed the inverted 73/37 in the tens & ones columns as a passing curiosity[3]

[2] No, I'm not going to tell anyone the actual numbers. They are meaningless.

[3] I'm a computer geek, I see patterns, so shoot me.

Norwich City FC Web CMS exposes privates. Club respond by calling police.

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Re: Heavy handed, to say the least

"we won't allow anybody to come in and take it from us."

Uh ... by making it available, surely Nor'ich FC did exactly that?

Cakes'n'Ale

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@Tony Smith, Ed, Reg Hardware (was: Re: 4 for £5.50 is considered inexpensive?)

"Why do the Brits - well, the lagerboys - put up with this watery, no-taste stuff? Answer: they clearly don't care about flavour."

And is probably the reason the entire ignorant pissing contest exists in the first place ;-)

One in three parents use active controls ...

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Re: One in three parents use active controls ...

My take on it.

Or, if you prefer.

Article rating

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Re: Article Ratings - we are not prescriptive

Drew ... Us commentards don't just sneer ... although it might feel like it sometimes. If we didn't like the general gist of ElReg's reporting, we wouldn't be here. Ok, some would, out of sheer bloody mindedness. There are a few in every crowd. Sad bastards.

But most? I suspect that I'm not alone. Keep up the good work, all y'all :-)

'Attitudes to robot sex will change'

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@Dave 126 (was: Re: Not going to happen)

Well ... I first saw ASCII-art tits online in ~1975.

I had ARPANET access a little later. Pornographic images were shared all over the dorms, right from the git-go. What do you expect from college boys, away from home for the first time & trying not to die from testosterone poisoning?

Grandpa had me beat in the "high-tech porn" department by about a century.

Microsoft bigs up open source, then stuffs it under the sofa

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@big_D et al (was: Re: Whatever.)

See my old post:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/693894

::shrugs::

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Whatever.

We've been Microsoft-free here at chez-jake for a couple years.

The constant "upgrade" and "make certain I'm protected" cycle got old ...

But if you like it ... follow your bliss. Who am I to argue?

Compulsory coding in schools: The new Nerd Tourism

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This is part of the "no child left behind" mindset.

In reality, not all children are born to be blacksmiths. Or painters. Or stonemasons. Or writers. Or shepherds. Or brewers. Or cooks. Or ... well, you get the idea.

Instead of dragging all the kids who are good at thing back in the name of the politically-correct "all kids created equal", how about allowing kids with exceptional ability in (whatever) to advance?

Honestly, my mind boggles.

Prince of Persia author releases 1980s source code

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@Lee Dowling

We still teach the works of The Bard of Avon ... It's not about how it compares to modern kit, rather it's about teaching how to make modern kit work within the confines of current kit.

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Awesome. Thank you, Jordan!

I'm downloading the code as I type ... My eldest niece (13 years old) has an interest in programming close to the hardware. Dunno why ... Probably my fault :-)

This will be a wonderful tool for any teacher who understands that there is no such thing as software ... software is merely the current state of the hardware.

French perfume house bottles 'Eau de new MacBook'

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Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd/ess.

What a completely useless waste of time and money.

Remind me to ignore anything from "Air Aroma" in the future. Ta.

If Google's only taking a COPY of your personality, why worry?

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Indeed. There are saner ways of dealing with this.

Quite simply, avoid !GooMyFaceYouMSTwit.etc ... and advise everyone in your circle to do the same. It seems to work quite nicely for me & mine ... we manage to easily communicate using modern tools without running our palaver through multi-billion dollar mega-national marketing corporations.

Mobee Magic Numpad

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But ...

I already have a keyboard. L-keys, F-keys, ten-key, <ctrl>, <alt>, <shft>, misc. other meta-keys, etc. ... Why would I want this thingy?

Ten... Bedroom Gadget Treats

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@IanMcNee (was: Re: @ Ian McNee (was:jake: you're missing the point!))

I think that made my point quite nicely, Ian. Ta.

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@DRendar (was: Re: Gawd/ess. The mind boggles.)

"You are obviously one of those lucky bastards who is actually able to get to sleep when they want to."

Correct. Also, I only need about four hours sleep per night ... But I do better on three hours/night if I know I can manage a one hour siesta after my mid-day meal. Is melatonin available in your country, either over-the-counter or by prescription? Try it, you might like it.

Failing that, might I suggest a career change? Making artisan pasta, bread, cheese or salumi probably pays better than you are drawing now ... and on your own schedule. The tooling to gear up for home production isn't all that expensive, either. I was pulling down ~US$1000/week making all four when I was working on my PhD at MIT ... over a quarter century ago. Out of a two bedroom apartment.

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@Dave 126 (was: Re: Missing item... )

The (cone filter) coffee-maker-with-a-timer up here in the office, made by Hamilton Beach, cost US$17 ... I don't use it much, because I prefer to hand pour hot water through the grounds ... but it does make pretty good coffee when I tell it to.

Hours-old stewed coffee from a thermos is just plain narsty.

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@Dave 126 (was: Re: Gawd/ess. The mind boggles.)

Aussies don't produce melatonin? That would explain lots ... ;-)

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@ Ian McNee (was:Re: jake: you're missing the point!)

I think my point slipped over your head ...

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Gawd/ess. The mind boggles.

You are tired. Go to bed. Sleep. How hard is it?

Playing with miscellaneous crap doth not a relaxing snore make.

If you are crossing multiple timezones, melatonin helps ...

Science is an illusion ...

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@LeeE (was: Re: Religion is a delusion...)

Of course!

New fake anti-virus shakes down frightened file-sharers

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@Lee Dowling

"I added that disclaimer because UK courts HAVE served notice via Facebook and Twitter when there has been no other possible way to contact the people involved."

OK ... I'm not saying this hasn't happened. I honestly don't know. But, how can the court tell that the twit or farce was actually observed by the intended markperp? Serious question. For example, there are seven people other than myself who could easily access this laptop here in my home office on any given day. In all reality, nobody but the wife ever comes up here ... but there is nothing stopping them.

Ten... Kitchen Gadget Treats

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Re: Daily bread

You're not going to get proper focaccia out of the pan of a bread machine. That shape of loaf is not focaccia, nor will a proper focaccia recipe bake properly in a bread machine. It's a hydration & bakers percentage thingie. If you're using the machine to mix and proof the loaf, and then do the final form by hand & bake in a proper oven (preferably on a stone!), I apologize.

On the other hand, you can get a KitchenAid 600 Professional for under US$300, if you know where to look (factory refurb). I find that making dough with the mixer makes for less commotion in the home kitchen than a bread machine. The cleanup is easier, too, IMO, although this might be subjective.

I make pasta, dumpling and biscuit (scone) dough in an aging Cuisinart ... Gift from my MIL. Only things I use the silly contraption for ;-)

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@Ian Ferguson (was: Re: Ice Cream Maker)

You probably already have an ice cream maker :-)

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@Nigel (was: Re: Grounds on chilli plants?)

Along with whatever veggie trimmings that you don't turn into stock, coffee grounds (and the paper filter, if you use one) make for good compost. Egg shells and fish carcasses are good, too. Personally, I don't add kitchen waste directly to the soil, I compost it all together first ... except I generally plant dead fish in the roots of the Wife's rose garden :-)

Caveat: Before adding anything to your soil, test it. Soil nutrition test kits are available at most decent garden stores & DIY shops for next to nothing. Said DIY centers usually have someone who can tell you what soil amendments work well for whatever you are growing in your area.

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Re: talking "Kitchen Talk".

"I would relate kitchen/culinary skills as belonging to a more artistic, less Cartesian world, hence my surprise to see so much interest from an engineering crowd,"

Prep and actual cooking is chemical engineering. It doesn't have to be pretty to be a really, really good meal. It just has to taste nice & go down well. Remember that last "drippy" burger & chips you enjoyed? Smoked salmon? Cheese? Bread? Wine? Beer? All built by engineers ... even if most people call 'em "cooks" or "bakers" or brewers" or "winemakers", etc.

The artistic set has issues with grease on the elbows ... their world is all about presentation, and nothing about the actual diner's dinner. Think The French Laundry. Or iFads.

"unless of course the Marketing dept read El Reg too."

From my perspective, the entire world of Marketing has absolutely zero clue about the world that most ElReg readers live in ... Me, I feed people.

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Re: Coffee is a serious matter

I roast my own beans & grind 'em to order ...

Plaggy-coffee is narsty, no matter how hard you squint at it.

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Re: Learn to hack food, Khaptain.

"In general I do the heavy stuff and she does the light stuff, my wife is not a Gorrilla. There is nothing misogynist or sexist it is simply a matter of physics"

My wife trains horses. From my perspective, you are misogynistic.

"I am not great at cooking, it simply doesn't interest me. By concertrating on the techy side of life"

Chemicals, heat & time aren't techy? What color is the sky on your planet?

"I imagine it is much the same scenario for most people."

Probably. I feel sorry for most people.

"That says more about you that it does about me by the way."

::wry smile:: maybe. If you say so.

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Meep-meep!

That's "Atlas", not "Acme" on the pasta machine ... The nieces & nephews have been in the house over Easter and discovered my "Merrie Melodies" collection ;-)

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My take.

1) Too small for decent heat, either fast and hot or low & slow. Useless. Not a kitchen gadget, either.

2) Friends don't let friends make "packet" food. This is doubly true for coffee & tea. Quintuply true for anything chocolate.

3) I use a stick blender (under US$30) and a pot.

4) Acme 180. Can be motorized, but it's hardly necessary. US$90-ish. The extra 30cm actually makes sense occasionally. Lasagna comes to mind.

5) Useless bit of kit ... unless you are trying to say "look at me! I'm a pretentious twat who knows nothing about wine!"

6) I usually make toast under the broiler ... or under the salamander if I'm in a hurry and trying to feed a bunch of people. When it's just the wife & I, I use a US$17 Hamilton Beach four-slot toaster.

7) Mu. I have proper fryers. Nothing else need apply, IMO.

8) My refrigeration is handled by True, Delfield & Traulsen ... but on the rare occasion that I want to cool a beer down in a hurry, I spin it in a bath of ice-water. Only takes a couple minutes.

9) Victorignox "Fibrox" 8-inch chef's knife ... We use 'em for damn near everything. Under US$40.

10) See "stick blender", above.

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Learn to hack food, Khaptain.

It's what keeps you (and the rest of HomoSap) alive, fat & happy.

It might also impress your girlfriend, if you ever get one.

Over half of IT hires in Asia are duds

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Re: @fch (was: What do they expect?)

Re: wordplay ... I was trying to troll a grammer cop! Stop spoiling my fun! Furrfu!

This round's on me ;-)

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@fch (was: Re: What do they expect?)

I started my self-employed consulting gig in Silly Con Valley in 1988. Part of my job during the dot bomb was hiring & firing. The techs right out of school thought the world owed them a living. Management right out of school thought the techs owed them a living. It hasn't changed.

I'd hire a bloke/tte who started with vacuum tubes, wire-wrap & relays, worked through transistors, then primitive ICs through modern ICs over a wet-behind-the-ears newbie brought up on Windows or Apple. The former have troubleshooting skills that you just can't pay to gain. The later are, for the most part, utterly clueless as to how computers actually work.

Example: Flip the on/off switch into the "on" position. What's the first thing that happens? (On the rare occasion that I have to call tech support, I ask the flunky this very question. Invariably, I get passed to a second tier tech ... who also gets asked the same question. Try it ;-)

Yes, vacuum tubes and discrete transistors are obsolete when it comes to computers. But the knowledge gained from them is directly transferable to the modern world. Unfortunately, management has absolutely no clue where I'm coming from, and almost always go with the "cheep this quarter" option. Seems that youth & glitter are more important than age & experience.

Somewhere, Bill & Dave and the Toms are spinning ... and Jobs is laughing his ass off.

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What do they expect?

No roots.

We've been doing what passes for "modern IT" here in the SF Bay Area for half a century. Over there? Maybe a dozen or so years; a decade with any seriousness. The kids they are hiring think knowledge of Redmond or Cupertino's products is equivalent to having a working grasp of ones & zeros. So does the manglement doing the hiring.

Here's a hint: It don't work that way.

Sweden: talk, text and drive? OK

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Drop speed limits in Sweden, too.

Only makes sense. Over half the drivers ignore speed limits anyway.

For that matter, surely laws against murder are pointless, because over half of all murderers ignore the laws against murder, right?

Idiots.

Bacteria isolated for four million years beat newest antibiotic

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Wrong conclusion.

Instead, think "modern antibiotics weren't designed to combat ancient bacteria".

My take on it, anyway. Occam & all that.

Julian Assange™ telemovie coming to Oz TV

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Great.

Yet another "misunderstood, in it for humanity, but still a sleaze-ball trying to make money" movie. Pardon us while we don't bother.

Rogue IT employees - give us the down and dirty

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Re: A simple scheduled task

@AC 08:20 ... Quite simply, you are an asshole.

Sysadmins are capable ... but we do not do that kind of thing. It's a trust issue. Your type gives all of us a bad name. Frankly, I despise you.

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Monkey with a screwdriver.

About twenty five years ago, the test technician in charge of testing OEM[1] parts returned by our corporate customers was busted for recommending perfectly good, but badly configured (by the customer) parts to the scrap heap. His buddy, in turn, bought the "scrap" for pennies on the dollar (or less ... ). I figured his scam out when he scrapped a perfectly good Sun 3/260 ... I had borrowed the power-supply, legally (all paperwork done), out of MRB [2] to test one of my test boxen that had gone tits-up. The silly twit hadn't noticed that it was in MRB simply because it was supposed to have 16 megs of RAM, not 8 megs.

We documented similar thefts for a week or so, and called in the cops. They got a warrant, and searched his house ... finding over 1.5 million US$ in perfectly good hardware. He was arrested, and released on his own recognition a couple days later, pending trial.

A couple days later, he wandered onto our campus "after hours", calmly ::snipped:: the ground wire to the 400amp service providing power to the building he had worked out of, opened the electrical panel, removed the safety panel, used an insulated screwdriver to loosen the neutral wire from the bus, and linesman's pliers to pull the neutral, instantly sending 240 Volts through any 120V kit that was plugged in and powered up. Killed coffee pots, microwaves, fridges, radios on desks, lights, desktop computers ... and the security cameras. He's lucky he didn't burn the place down. Fortunately, the VCR tape containing the video was undamaged.

He didn't know that I had fixed the security cameras that he had disabled (probably, I don't know for a fact, but he smirked at the camera above the service panel ...).

He did roughly $325,000 damage in a couple seconds. And 2 years inside, with 5 years probation. He never worked in the high-tech world again, to the best of my knowledge.

[1] "Original Equipment Manufacturer" ... kit built by other corporations that we configured & resold alongside our own home-built kit.

[2] "Manufacturing Review Board" ... anything that shipped had to go through Manufacturing for final QA, even if we didn't build it. If it b0rked in the field, Manufacturing was in charge of figuring out why bad gear made it out into the field with our name on it.

'Don't break the internet': How an idiot's slogan stole your privacy...

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Re: On the Internet

No. Dogs are NOT ALLOWED!

If you don't believe me, read the alt.religion.kibology FAQ.

Or, as Kibo himself put it "Poor Spot. He's not even allowed to be not allowed! He's below all that. He's JUST A DOG and will NEVER be allowed!"

Yes, I know, I'm dating myself ;-)

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Minor correction.

This concept isn't quite correct: "How could a network that was designed to be so robust it could withstand a nuclear attack" ...

What we now call "The Internet" was designed to be a research network to research networking. That's it. The "survive nuclear attack" meme came after it started becoming mainstream ... for values of mainstream that include "available in the dorms, if you have a terminal, know how to pull wire, or can afford two modems & two telephone lines".

I'll re-read the article and commentardary later and decide if I have anything further to add to the conversation ...

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