* Posts by jake

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Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors

jake Silver badge

One of these days ...

... I'll out myself, and submit an article to ElReg about my 28x60 foot machineroom/museum/mausoleum/morgue. Old kit that still works, and does exactly what it was designed to do, is still actually useful! For a couple examples, see:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/370244

--and---

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/373033

Those boxen are still doing their jobs, four years later. And they were ancient then. Constantly upgrading is throwing money away, no matter how you look at it ...

Four key mistakes to avoid when building your hybrid cloud

jake Silver badge

"But what if you have a data centre already

Then you already have what the marketards call a "private cloud".

Keyword there is "private". As in "in house, no third party required, cheaper, easier, faster".

Hope this helps, have a nice day.

Fujitsu's canine cloud keeps pets petite

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Re: Rather have just a GPS tracker for my four legged friend

I'm an arse because you can't manage your dog? I believe that's what the Trick Cyclists call "projection". My dogs don't go a courtin' unless I allow it. I'm the pack leader, and they know it.

He's not a fashion accessory? Cool! Rare, that. What do you productively use him for?

And no, I don't beat mine into submission. Violence never works[1]; all you do is teach the critter that violence is an option ... in fact, I rarely even have to raise my voice. If they can see me, all I have to do is make gestures. Handy in high-noise situations like grading, mowing, and this evening's rain (Sonoma, California).

[1] Rare exception: brood mares & stud colts. See: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/542423 ... Herb[2] is now four years old, started under saddle, and doing nicely, popping over small Xs. He sniffs after the ladies, but keeps all four planted firmly on the ground unless he's being worked by me. He's the first stallion I ever had complete training control over, right from the git-go (I delivered him), and an awful lot of fun. He's teaching me more about equine behavior than I'm teaching him what humans expect from him. My Granddaughter (age two) can toddle between his legs, not that I encourage that behavior :-)

[2] Caen, that is. I'm not a pot-head. Not enough hours in the day.

jake Silver badge

Re: Alternatively.....

I breed & show Whippets & Greyhounds ... supposedly amongst the most "keyed up" dogs around. None of mine are "shivery", because they know that I am in control of the situation, always. A couple get quite intense at shows, though ... Those three are multiple BIS.

Our pack saves the excitement for coursing, flyball, agility and ground-squirreling :-)

jake Silver badge

Re: Alternatively.....

When dogs are "shivering from nerves", their owners need to be slapped.

Some of us are pack leaders. The rest shouldn't own dogs.

jake Silver badge

Re: Rather have just a GPS tracker for my four legged friend

Thank you for making my point, Dave.

Please, find a new home for your "four legged friend" that you obviously have no interest in maintaining an actual friendship with.

jake Silver badge

So, basically, the Japanese hoi poloi ...

... have no clue about actual pet animal husbandry? You can throw as much silicon at that as you like, but it won't fix the brain-dead idiots who keep pets as fashion accessories.

Boffins BREAK BREAD's genetic code: Miracle of the loaves

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Simpler way to feed the world:

Stop turning corn (maize) into vehicle fuel ... It absolutely blows my mind that humanity thinks that feeding cars is more important than feeding humans.

jake Silver badge

Re: B-but

Not only that, but my incense refuses to smolder, and my crystals are getting ready to have a pout! My guru says that maybe a rub-down with her magic stones will help ... it's a steal at only US$100 per half hour.

But wait! If you order NOW ...

jake Silver badge

mmmmmmm ... bacon!

And of course chocolate, the other vegetable.

As a side note, ever try apple-smoked streaky bacon, crisp-fried & dipped in dark (~85%+) chocolate? Throw in a largish mug of freshly roasted coffee and you have the meal of the Gawd/esse/s ...

Badges for Commentards

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@Trevor_Pott (was: Re: Screw the badges.)

"There is an ignore button. I am so happy."

Why are you happy? What is it about ASCII text commentardary that you want to shy away from?

Seriously, dude/tte, if you put yourself out there and offer-up myopic comments, us commentards will give you shit. Ignoring it on your part won't change the reality of the situation.

jake Silver badge

Serious anomoly.

Mike Flugennock & Peter Gathercole are Bronze.

Yet I am Silver?

And Trevor Pott is Gold?

There is something seriously wrong with the system ...

jake Silver badge

Re: Perception.

Do what I do. Ignore up/down votes. They are even more meaningless than pseudo-Olympic medals.

jake Silver badge

Re: It would be nice if comments had numbers...

"The badges are dandy,"

Nope. Useless waste of CPU and bandwidth.

"and giving gold/silver folks the ability to edit posts will be interesting!"

No. Absolutely not. Posts are written by induhvidual commentards, and should not be re-written by pseudo-Olympic medal winners.

"However, I would like to propose that comments receive a number, in order that they were posted... so that when commenters refer to another's comment, we all don't go blind looking to track down the greyscale name marking the comment in question. A nice big number on each comment would be most helpful to keep track of the comment-recomment flow."

That number already exists. Why ElReg doesn't do exactly what you propose is beyond me.

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Re: AmanfromMars badge - I like

Speaking of "newbies", Drew ... That's amfM. Capitalization is important. Computers are literal ...

jake Silver badge

@Phil O'Sophical (was: Re: Badges?)

I don't need or want a stinking badge. Just another excuse to game the system.

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Re: Upvotes/downvotes

Who cares about "votes"? Seriously ... do "votes" have any real meaning?;

jake Silver badge

In reply to "Martin Budden"...

For gawd/ess's sake, no! Can you imagine the damage the cats would do?

jake Silver badge

What ever happened to implementing proper CR/LF handling?

Just

asking.

GE study pimps ‘industrial Internet’

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@John Smith 19 (was: Re: Lots on *benefits*)

"As for PLC's, robust for control but not exactly the system of choice for an optimisation algorithm."

PLCs (note lack of apostrophe) are the bit of kit that does the grunt work, not the brains of the operation. Think Privates in the Army, or pawns in Chess. The optimization (note spleling) of code is done by the operators of the computers controlling them. PLCs don't do much on their own ... They pretty much just measure & report.

Side-note: RR's gensets are crap. Get a custom Generac if you're serious ...

jake Silver badge

@DougS & Richard 12 (was: Re: Broadcast only while in the air)

You two are talking about proprietary networks, not "TheInternet[tm]"[1].

A couple examples from the USofA ... Boeing's internal network was vastly larger than the fledgling "Internet" until roughly 1986; IBM's internal network was larger than the fledgling "Internet" until roughly 1989. Ford's internal network was larger until roughly 1991.

Don't play the nationality-card. Play the tech-card, or you look silly in a forum like this.

[1] Whatever that means these days ...

jake Silver badge

Easy answer.

"The Register can’t help but wonder whether the public Internet can ever be a good place for industrial control systems."

No.

EOF

IBM insider: How I caught my wife while bug-hunting on OS/2

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Re: Email address?

I kinda figured you were that Peter Gathercole. I think we have met face to face. I was a Field Engineer working on NET's IDNX line & peripherals for IBM. Seems to me I swapped out an aging pair of T1 back-cards that were giving you guys bit errors every couple minutes ... Capacitor issues, naturally. I think I upgraded the MMU while I was there, too. I was they guy ribbing the IBM engineers for using the Sun Workstation that NET's network management software ran on.

A lot has changed in the last 25 years, no? Have a beer, compadre :-)

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@DAM & @Thad (was:Re: Not quite true, Thad.)

You are quite correct, DAM. Today. I was discussing the past.

Thad: The more we forget history ...

Beers all 'round :-)

jake Silver badge

Re: Xenix: 1970s.

Xenix was actually licensed by Microsoft from AT&T in 1979. From what I remember it was the standard PDP11 Version 7 Unix. SCO ported it to the IBM PC's 8086/8088 in roughly 1983. Most of us yawned ... although looking back, it was a pretty good hack by SCO! (Not today's iteration of SCO, for those of you who weren't born yet.) Various other companies ported it to various other CPUs and architectures ... I seem to remember a version of

Xenix ported by somebody to Apple's Lisa, can anyone back me up on that? I have just the box I'd like to put a copy on ...

No, I don't have a running instance of SCO's variation. Nor do I want one. 'nough said.

jake Silver badge

Not quite true, Thad.

MS bought the license to re-sell access to MaBell's UNIX[TM] source, renamed as Xenix, in late 1979, true. But it didn't actually get offered to the market until mid 1980 ... and then only as source-code. Microsoft never actually sold Xenix to the general public.

In short, Xenix was UNIX[tm], as ported by various third parties, with MS as the middle-man.

Microsoft has never really understood un*x. Hiring Cutler didn't help any ...

Ignoring Users

jake Silver badge

No sign of an "ignore" option here.

Must not be a silver-club option. Not that I'd use it, mind ... after thirty years of Usenet, my wetware makes for the fastest, most efficient filter.

Boffin claims Bigfoot DNA reveals BESTIAL BONKING

jake Silver badge

I dunno, IaS ...

Post proof, or retract. Last time I was in the studio with ZZ Top, they were all legless ...

And I believe the lyric is "she's got legs, and knows how to use them ... ", the bards aren't included in the equation ...

jake Silver badge

So, basically, reading between the lines ...

... the group analyzed DNA from an unknown critter (Yak?) contaminated by untrained humans who collected the sample.

Waddimis?

Harley allows Apple to use 'Lightning' brand on 'playthings'

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Re: "is Apple thinking of making iPod docks for hogs?"

Whatever. I was calling 'em "Hogs" in the 1960s.

Marketards do what marketards do. But it doesn't dent reality.

Never mind the fact that they aren't called "hawgs". Which was my point.

jake Silver badge

@Thorne

They are only loud when ridden by knuckleheads. My bike is pretty quiet. But then the knucklehead is under the tank where it belongs, not in the saddle.

Next time you hear a very loud street bike, listen for popping noises out the back. It's a sure sign that the idiot at the controls pulled the baffles or added aftermarket pipes & didn't re-jet the carbs or re-tune the fuel injection. Just snicker at 'em, with the insider knowledge that they are probably destroying their valves ;-)

jake Silver badge

Re: "is Apple thinking of making iPod docks for hogs?"

No, it's "hog" for the bike. Short for "Harley Owner's Group".

Mildly Irritated, from Stovepipe Wells

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One wonders if Apple is thinking about taking Bigger Blue to court ...

... over the Ford Lightning pickup truck? But Ford also licensed the Harley brand. Perhaps the entire triumvirate will sue each other into oblivion. One can only hope ...

Rogue IT employees - give us the down and dirty

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Re: Technical, if not IT related

"Apparently these sneaky chappies had managed to get hold of a set of fireman's keys for roof access."

Why bother with $UTILITY's keys for keyed locks? Just learn to pick locks. It ain't exactly rocket science. I taught my daughter how to pick her bike lock when she was about 10 years old ... And no, it isn't illegal to know how. Nor are the tools required illegal ... it's only illegal if the intent is to to do something illegal (in the US, anyway ... YMMV).

"these sneaky chappies" were obviously doing something illegal. I approve of their behavior, at least in this context :-)

Hopefully the law has been changed. But I doubt it. The law is an ass ...

Colophon: The only radio station I listened to when I was in The_British_ Isles[tm] in the mid-70s was Radio Caroline ... unless John Peel was on the air.

Eucalyptus pushes pedal to metal, turns cloud control knob up to 3.2

jake Silver badge

"Eucalyptus"

Isn't that a largish weed imported from Australia?

I'm pretty certain I don't want any more of it here in the Bay Area, especially not if it's watered regularly by idiots supporting "clouds" ...

The male psyche and rape?

jake Silver badge

Wrong forum, kiddies.

Fuck-off back to 4chan, there's a good teenager.

Ten Linux apps you must install

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@AC: 20:30 (was: Re: Gawd/ess, what a palaver ...)

So you are just trolling.

jake Silver badge

Gawd/ess, what a palaver ...

A couple things:

1) From email: No, I'm not the "Anonymous Coward" in this thread. Nice trolling dude/tte :-)

2) My daughter is the Senior Member of the Technical Staff for a Fortune 50. Girls can do anything that boys can in the working world, and vice versa. Trying to separate them stifles both.

3) "grok" is part of working English vernacular. Deal with it.

4) I use a GUI where appropriate. But I, me, personally, find the command line far faster & more functional than the "tools" listed in the original article. If you think that my finding the command line to be faster, easier method than said listed tools somehow makes me feel "elite" ... well, all I can think is that you are misinformed and/or ignorant of the reality of the situation, or you have a severe inferiority complex.

5) It's not "special lingo", it's English that is evolving as Humanity invents new shit. Or would you rather we stagnate? Because that's where you sound like you are coming from, "Anonymous Coward". (And before you say it, I wrote a new bit of code to do a new (command line/scripted) operation in my brewery this morning. Onwards & upwards, but no "aps" required. Or wanted.)

Formatting broke in Google Chrome / Windows

jake Silver badge

I'll refrain ...

... from posting the obvious in response to the topic.

You are quite welcome.

::bows & exits stage left::

Like this: a new topic.

jake Silver badge
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@Irene (was: Re: What?)

You are very late in entering the conversation, and with no context. So I'll be nice.

I posted this: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/1317240 soon after us commentards were allowed to create topics and test the new forums.

It was in response to this "topic" that I created: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/star/2012/02/13/jake_Kitchen_Aid_600_Pro/

I then posted the new "topic" http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2012/02/16/jake_Like_this_a_new_topic/

Which in turn brought about the (nearly) final post in the series that you commentarded on nearly a year later. I chose not to reply to NickJohnson, not because his question wasn't valid, but rather because nobody else seemed to give a shit about my basic point, that being "If you actually have something to talk about, to get off your chest, whatever ... open a new fscking topic in the proper forum! That's what it's there for!"

As for "user interfaces being gadgets" ... if you really have to ask, this is probably not a forum that you will be comfortable with, until you read & watch for a couple months, and come to an understanding what this place is all about.

Clear as mud? Relax, put your feet up, have a homebrew, it's just nerds & geeks having a natter. Read, learn, enjoy, participate when you have a clue as to where the discussion is going :-)

n.b. I'm just a user. I don't work for, speak for, write for, set policy for, or do anything else that relates to the running of ElReg, other than occasionally offer user input when asked, when I can be arsed. I am just a commentard, here because I like the combination of tech news & humor (in that order).

The early days of PCs as seen through DEAD TREES

jake Silver badge

@rogerk (was: Re: Byte Mags)

Simple answer: ebay.

I sold my complete set of PC Mag & Byte. The shipping costs alone were astronomical ... I'm not sure who was the biggest twit: Me for keeping 'em for so long, or the dude who bought nearly a ton of obsolete, almost unrecycleable clay-coated paper, and had it shipped from Palo Alto to Philly on a couple pallets ...

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@Nuke (was: Re: @Jake - @Andus (was: Dead trees?))

In 1974ish, I witnessed a student programmer dump the complete overnight first-build of BSD 1.0 over the observation deck of Berkeley's Campanile. Looked like snow. (Today, I'd call it "Beta build 0.96", and the kiddies would look at me like suddenly re-sprouted my late-70s blue & orange mohawk).

He didn't know we had the output of the run split to both cards & tape (was "tee" available back then? Or did we use more complex scripting? I can't remember, to much water under the old bridge ... and I can't be arsed to look). ANYwho ... we didn't actually lose anything from the rather spendy overnight run.

Reason for his protest? He didn't like the changes BSD 1.0 made in the UTSS 5/6 code, as he was working on what would become UTSS 7 ... Long & short, he was expelled from the school. But Berkeley being Berkeley, he wasn't expelled for attempting to fuck up several other Grad student's projects. Rather, he was expelled for littering.

There is a reason Arlo wrote the song, you know. And we'll all sing it, when it comes around again on the guitar. But I didn't come here to talk about that ... I grew up in a very funny time in (mostly) the Bay Area. And I think I'm a better man for it ;-)

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@gizmo23 (was: Re: A couple minor bugs to report.)

My boards didn't come populated back then. I couldn't afford pre-assembled stuff. Take a sheet of fiber-glass, coated on both sides with a thin layer of copper. Lay out the traces, then using a Dremel drill out the holes for the leads. Carefully patch any traces wrecked by drilling (if needed). Boil board on stove to remove excess copper. Get yelled at by Mum for messing up the kitchen (I don't know why she got mad, I always cleaned up after myself). Start soldering in components ...

jake Silver badge

@TheOtherHobbes (was: Re: In parallel..)

You can say the same thing about transportation :-)

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@Lewis Mettler (was: Re: the one I used from 1972 on)

I have a nearly-restored IBM 1401, dated 1963. It's technically a "small business system", not a personal computer, but it only had a single user/operator, so if you squint it could be considered a PC ...

Tracking users across the file system landscape

jake Silver badge

Re: Tracking users across the file system landscape

Simple, gjtgj. It's because you installed unapproved, untested code on corporate equipment. You are fired. Please follow the nice security guard to HR to do some exit paperwork.

Have a nice day :-)

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