* Posts by jake

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Selfies are so 2013. Get ready for DRONIES – the next hipster-cam-gasm

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@Dan 55(was: Re: @Eponymous Cowherd (was: Boring.))

There is a time and place for everything.

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@Eponymous Cowherd (was: Re: Boring.)

No. It is not new. I was doing this for a modest outlay in the mid-late 1980s.

Yes, I can use some HTML bits & pieces here. I choose not to, for the most part. Why should I waste my time, when anyone interested can copy & paste into a new tab?

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Boring.

As most people who drone on and on and on are.

Trying to become self-important because of simple, badly framed snapshots/videos, that are posted to the internet in random trash collections, is probably the biggest waste of human hours that this silly-ass TCP/IP protocol has spawned.

Hint: Aerial photography is nothing new.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/559132

El Reg posse prepares for quid-a-day nosh challenge

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@AC(whenever[1]) (was:Re: Find a restraunt supply store open to the general public.)

If you think that the melting pot that is the US is insular on a human level, you have clearly never been here. Yes, there are puddles of gunk scattered about that are embarrassing ... but that's not really how most of us actually think. Our biggest problem is that not enough people get off their asses and vote.

[1] Would you PLEASE fix the b0rken time-stamp, ElReg?

jake Silver badge

Re: Find a restraunt supply store open to the general public.

One is a geological/spacial formation.

The other is an attitude (usually the second dictionary definition).

English is a precise language, when used precisely.

jake Silver badge

Re: Find a restraunt supply store open to the general public.

I return the "no shit, Sherlock!", and remind you of the "but" option after the ellipsis. Please, do try to read for content.

As for 663 people per square mile ... It's not my fault that you lot have overpopulated your insular little island, to the point where you can't actually feed your own population. Sad, that.

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Find a restraunt supply store open to the general public.

50 pound bags of rice & beans and other dry goods for ~US$20. Go in on the cost with your neighbors if you think it'll go off before you can get around to eating it.

https://www.smartfoodservice.com/

Learn to bake bread. It's not exactly rocket science. My standard 1 kilo loaf costs roughly US$0.65 per loaf. Including heat, not including time. (My yeast & lactobacillus is wild-caught sourdough, from the old mining town of Columbia, California).

The herb garden I put in for MeDearOldMum 45 years ago is still alive & producing flavo(u)r. As is my own, started roughly 20 years ago.

Grow some veg. It's easy. People have been doing it for over 10,000 years.

I have enough space to grow my own animal protein (Eggs, milk, chicken, beef, pork, lamb, etc.). Not everybody has that option ... but I also have roughly 100 pounds of road-kill venison, turkey and wild boar in my meat locker. Make friends with your local sheriff, ask to be called in to remove road-kill, and learn how to butcher meat.

I doubt our food costs here are US$0.75/day/person for the wife & I, the foreman & his wife, and our four main field hands. Including fuel, critter feed & fertilizer.

I do admit to spending money at WholeSpice and SavorySpiceShop.

www.wholespice.com

www.savoryspiceshop.com

Proper pepper does not come pre-ground ... but proper spices cost pennies per day, if you know what you are doing.

Yes, there is now Bitcoin-mining malware for Android

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@ d3rrial (was:Re: Strangely enough ...)

Strangely enough, six little flakes of gold.

Nowt virtual about metal in my change purse.

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Strangely enough ...

... when I was teaching my youngest brother's kids the concept of panning gold when camping out along the San Joaquin River, I used the ladle from the pot of chili that we were cleaning to demonstrate. We managed to find six small flakes of gold ...

That's solid wealth (for small quantities of wealth).

Bitcoin? Not so much. I'll use virtual currency when I see value in virtual beer.

Jokes of no more than 2 lines

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Re: Some of mine.

Sorry, robb. Two lines. Obviously, you are a twit. But thanks for pointing the obvious out in your final paragraph. Kinda made me ::giggle:: Almost.

Ye Bug List

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Re: Comments' time indication

I typoed "even". I meant "ever".

Your answer answered my question. Background radiation ;-)

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Re: Comments' time indication

Precisely. Did you even spend time on Usenet, Evil Auditor?

I see commentarding on ElReg as background radiation ...

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Re: Comments' time indication

"jake, do you have a personal fan down-voting you?"

Probably several. For the most part, I ignore them. All they are doing is proving that ElReg's system of "voting" means absolutely nothing in the great scheme of things.

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Re: Comments' time indication

Nope. It says "in the last few minutes", whatever that means.

Hint to ElReg: Computers are rather good a timestamping stuff.

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Re: Comments' time indication

I dunno. Lets find out.

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As long as you are commenting, Drewc ...

Why does ElReg no longer feel a proper time-stamp on commentard posts is a good idea?

Seems daft to me ...

Just curious. Your site, your rules.

Teen student texter busts 20-second tongue-twisty SMS barrier

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Who the hell cares? What's the point? Is there any worth to this?

Serious questions.

AOL Mail locks down email servers to deal with spam tsunami

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@AC (was: Re: Those who still use this service...)

"How can a company f**k up this bad and still keep customers?!"

I have an AOL account. I am not a customer. I haven't paid money since the QLink days. It's the only commercial account I have ever had that refuses to die.

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Stangely enough, Shannon (was: Re: Human intelligence still has some value)

AOL has been doing exactly what you are asking for since the late 1990s or early 2000s. Get spam, hit the "this is spam" button. It seems to actually work, to a degree.

How do I know? I've had an AOL email account from the QLink days. It's the only commercial email account I've ever had that refuses to die. It's supposedly been deleted a dozen(ish) times since 1989. I stopped trying to nuke it in 2004.

These days, I only use it for two things: It's the account I used to register here on ElReg, and occasionally I get contacted by someone from back in the old days.

Ubuntu 14.04 LTS: Great changes, but sssh don't mention the...

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@AC, whatever. (was: Re: whatever.)

No actual comantardery on my commentardery?

Whatever. You are a part of the problem.

This site needs more signal, less noise.

jake Silver badge

whatever.

I'll stick with Slackware on my desktops. Slack has worked (for me!) without hiccups for a couple decades. Can't ask for more than that out of an operating system.

Reg man builds smart home rig, gains SUPREME CONTROL of DOMAIN – Pics

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@ambiguous coward[1] (was: Re: Whatever.)

Home automation ain't exactly news, which was my point.

I know it's a red-top, but it's also supposedly a tech site. I am responding to ElReg, not the commantards of the world. Seems to me that I'm allowed. If I wasn't, ElReg would have booted me years ago. Don't like that concept? Pardon me while I giggle :-)

[1] Seriously, ElReg, fix the time-stamp. Which AC am I answering, exactly?

jake Silver badge

Whatever.

I've been using X10 kit to do this since the mid-late 1980s.

Feds indict nine for making millions from Zeus malware

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@Dan Paul (was: Re: I'm glad there are so many malware writers at El Reg....)

So basically, and in your mind, the officers of microsoft, apple, SAP, oracle, google, facebook, myspace, yahoo, twitter, youtube, et alia (waddimiss?) should be put to death?

I can go along with that. The fucking twats haven't contributed squat to humanity, and indeed are an anathema on our entire species.

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@ambiguous Coward[1] (was: Re: Damaging pieces of cyber financial malware ..)

"UNINX"? New one in my circle. Please educate us with your knowledge, Oh Great Guru. I'm absolutely certain it'll be enlightening.

Or perhaps, and more likely, highly amusing.

[1] ElReg: Please fix the b0rken time stamp. This is getting silly.

Honeybee boffin stings own wedding tackle... for science

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@mahasamatman (was: Re: Only 382 ... ?)

According to http://forums.theregister.co.uk/user/66387/

"mahasamatman" has made a total of ten posts, starting with this post 7+ months ago:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/1945049

It seems it misses Eadon. Poor thing.

How about actually contributing to the forum, "mahasamatman"? If you have anything to contribute, that is. However, so far I see nothing in evidence that suggests that you contribute anything other than noise. Prove me wrong; it'll do you a world of good. If you are incapable ... well, what can I say.

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@ambiguous Coward[1] (was:Re: "he doesn't think his data is particularly useful")

Where did I say I was an "expert beekeeper", Coward?

My family has been farming here in Northern California since the late 1870s. We have been keeping bees most of that time. Keeping pollinators around is kinda handy when you grow almost all of your own veg.

Doesn't make me an expert, I'm just a farmer.

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@ southpacificpom (was: Re: "he doesn't think his data is particularly useful")

No need. She shaves. Not necessarily my choice, but she came that way. I don't tell her what to do, she doesn't tell me what to do. All is well at chez wifey-poo.

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@ambiguous Coward[0] Re: "he doesn't think his data is particularly useful"

Only 382, Coward?

Shirly you should use your singular ability to delve deeper into ElReg's archives. I'm almost certain I can do more than 382 things well.

Yourself? I dunno. You're a Coward who refuses to have anything resembling a face

::chuckles::

[0] Seriously, ElReg, that time stamp is kinda handy.

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Re: As a beekeeper...

Careful, Mr. Manning.

Admitting to being a beekeeper will get you downvotes ;-)

jake Silver badge

"he doesn't think his data is particularly useful"

No shit.

The wife & I never wear "protective clothing" when harvesting honey & wax. No need.

Leaves from smouldering Eucalypt treesweeds give the bees something more important to worry about. Dried corn (maize) foliage also works in a pinch.

Live coverage: Blood Moon looms large for North, South America

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@Tom 3: (was: Re: Boston, Massachusetts: true to form)

Here on the Left Coast, we'll take all the water you can ship us ... To hell with a transatlantic tunnel, how about a transcontinental water pipe? One man's trash is another man's treasure & all that.

Think a project along the lines of the Interstate Highway system[1]. Or trans continental oil & gas pipelines. Or the Rail System. It [c|w]ould put a lot of people to work, and move a hazard (flooding) to where people actually grow the nation's food in the desert. Win-win.

[1] After we fix the b0rken Interstates, of course ... gotta move construction equipment somehow.

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@ Euripides Pants (was: Re: me thinks dirty tricks are a foot)

And don't forget the Moon has rounded corners.

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Re: me thinks dirty tricks are a foot

Methinks Selene is doing exactly that as we speaktype, Denarius.

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Sonoma, Ca reporting in.

Low thin clouds, probably will be foggy by morning.

Moon red, Mars orange as always (why do people call Mars red, anyway?) ... took a few pictures, the water vapo(u)r in the air will probably make them look like crap.

The ancients would have been having conniption fits ;-)

You use Office 365, SQL Server or Azure, right? Great, you're invited to Microsoft's data insights

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Re: "You use Office 365, SQL Server or Azure, right?"

Wrong.

Fuck off, microsoft.

Bored with trading oil and gold? Why not flog some CLOUD servers?

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I have some tulip bulbs for sale ...

... want in? I can hook you up. You'll make a fortune, honest!

US biz spaffed more dosh on internet ads than TV spots in 2013

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@ Andrew Fernie (was: Re: But ... but ... but ...)

My 3/470 "Pegasus" has been T1 connected since roughly 1988. Old and slow? Yes. But it works for my "friends & family" userbase quite nicely. Just as it did back in the day. (Runs email, ftp, Usenet, IRC, Gopher and the johnnycomelately WWW.)

I updated my last SLIP connection to something more modern when I stopped supporting UUCP in late 1999. Was (and is!) primarily a charity email link, with a proprietary Usenet messaging system.

I do, actually, listen to ballgames on a Philco tube (valve) radio when I'm up at my place in Fort Bragg. It's kinda nice, because it's the same radio that my grandfather introduced me to the SF Giants when I were a nipper in the late '50s/early '60s. Nowt wrong wi' nostalgia.

Why do people like you automatically assume that something that has been working nicely for decades is bad, simply because it isn't usable with your iFad/FanDroid, as configured by the factory?

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But ... but ... but ...

I don't actually see any adverts online. Ever. I don't see adverts on telly, either. MythTV is a godsend. Likewise, the button on the dash muting the radio broadcast for two minutes kills the idiocy of baseball advertising.

Aren't filters wonderful?

Heartbleed exploit, inoculation, both released

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Patched nearly a week ago by OpenSSL, on April 7th.

And by Slackware on the 8th. Half a week late, there, Akamai.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenSSL

ftp://ftp.osuosl.org/pub/slackware/slackware64-14.1/ChangeLog.txt

'Software-defined anything' is NONSENSE. Don't bother pitching it

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Marketing twadle is marketing twadle.

I'm surprised that ElReg allowed this article ... It's going to totally piss off the advertisers, but it is absolutely accurate.

AAAS (anything as a service) is complete bullshit.

'Yahoo! Breaks! Every! Mailing! List! In! The! World!' says email guru

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Re: Yahoo and DMARC

Email. You want it all. You can have it. For free.

But you have to learn something first.

You can spend all the time on your cause that you wish to spend ... but if you don't understand how the tools that you are using actually work, you are going to start stripping bolts.

Take a course in using email, from both a server and client perspective. It'll do you a world of good.

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@ Stuart Longland (was: Re: What legit email admin ...)

Yes, I run my own email servers. My systems talk to most of TehIntraWebTubes. But I avoid multi-national, billion dollar marketing companies with a passion. Talking to them is more trouble than it is worth. It's not "elitist", it's pragmatic.

As a side-note, you might want to get that chip on your shoulder looked at.

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@ a cowardly person of uncertain vintage (ElReg, fix the time stamp, already!)

"How about those whose organizations require the use of such accounts so any posts can't be seen as "official statements" ?"

Tabloid trash, at best, and completely useless.

HTH, HAND

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@ xperroni (was: Re: What legit email admin ...)

Has nothing to do with you personally, xperroni, it has to do with the folks you are rubbing virtual shoulders with. Not enough signal, too much noise.

Ironically, the email address I use for my ElReg account (and only ElReg, I might add, outside of a few ancient friends trying to find me) is a seemingly unkillable AOL account that started life at Q-Link ... It's supposedly been deleted a dozen(ish) times since 1989. I stopped trying to nuke it in 2004.

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What legit email admin ...

... doesn't bounce toys like yahoo, gmail, hotmail, etc. in the first place?

Windows XP still has 27 per cent market share on its deathbed

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Re: Underlying meanng of the data ...

After an hour ... 2 thumbs up. 10 thumbs down. QED :-)

(Yes, I know, correlation does not imply causation ... but I found it amusing nonetheless.)

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Underlying meanng of the data ...

85-90% of El Reg's readers use an OS from Redmond.

Kinda explains the quality of the commentardy.

Helpdesk/Service Desk Recommendations

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@A. Coward (was: Re: Only 200 people? @Phil W, Andrew Fernie, AC)

I'm not 14. I wish ... but only if I could be 14 again with the 4 decades(ish) worth of life experience since I was actually that age.

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@Smig (was: Re: Only 200 people?)

Uh ... no.

How about actually responding intelligently to my post.

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