* Posts by jake

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Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: But he got less votes.

"What is the comma meant to represent?"

It's a sure sign that you have been trolled. HTH, HAND

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Re: Easily solved

Unfortunately, the Mexicans don't want them either.

Thankfully, the problem will be gone in under two years. We can wait.

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Re: Crazy

Not a petulant child. Rather, a senile old man. And getting worse, from what I can see. Sadly, his wife is no Nancy ...

The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit

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Re: To all professional sysadmins here

It doesn't keep me employed, per se ... but I have made quite a bit of money removing systemd-infected systems and replacing them with sane variations of *nix.

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Re: I guess it's a good time

That's odd ... on this system, /usr/bin/alpine is only about 4.7M ...

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Re: I guess it's a good time

How can it be complete when you only posted a sample of one?

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Re: Much-adored Linux toolkit...

If you miss /etc/rc.local (or /etc/rc.d/rc.local), then switch to a distro that is still sane. It's not exactly rocket surgery.

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Re: I guess it's a good time

Or Slackware.

Smartphones gateway drug to the Antichrist, says leader of Russian Orthodox Church

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Re: I can't go to Hell, Satans got a restraining order.

Oh, great, you're one of those people who read for fantasy instead of content.

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Re: Bit late with this prediction

Horsemen? The only one of those three who can ride is Putin. And from the video I've seen, he's really, really bad at it. Critters don't like people like that, and they show it. We, as humans, could learn a lot from critters. For example, how many US Presidents can you name who didn't have a pet in the Whitehouse?

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Re: He knows when you are sleeping...

"Santa is an anagram of SATAN"

Of course. Have you ever seen Saint Nick and Old Nick in the same room together? Do the math(s).

Who would YOU pick as the patron saint for the holiday best known for hedonism, libertinism, decadence and debauchery?

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Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...

But Ken, we live in the Computer Age! Shirley you have copious free time?

(My view on "gawd/ess" is that I just plain don't know. If there really is another side, I'll claim ignorance. It's not as if such a supposed entity has made any kind of effort to make itself known to me in any way, shape or form. What am I supposed to do, guess? What if I guess wrong? If I decide to worship the gawd of the New Testament, I'll be deep in sixteen kinds of shit if the gawd of the Old Testament is the one that rules the roost ... and that's just the Xtian side of things. What if I go the Jewish route, only to discover that Mictlāntēcutli is in charge of the afterlife? Etc.)

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Re: Dial 5 for sadomasochism...

Geoffrey W wonders: "Don't we count?"

Covered under "like-minded adults".

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Re: Dial 5 for sadomasochism...

Not a Furry, a Feathery.

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Re: The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...

It has been disputed, yes. But when you filter John's other writings through a brain being eaten alive by syphilis, the style becomes almost unmistakable.

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Re: Dial 5 for sadomasochism...

That's up to the other people, silly!

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Re: Lost in translation

As a side note to my fellow Yanks: Please note that "petrol lamp" does NOT translate as "gas light". Hopefully this revelation comes in handy to someone, somewhere, eventually.

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Re: Lost in translation

So-called "smart" phones as a physical Faustian representation?

The word all y'all are looking for is a long, drawn-out "OK".

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The so-called "beast" of Revelation was an STD ...

Read the original Koine Greek version of Revelation, and it's painfully obvious that it's the rantings of a brain damaged by syphilis describing what's going on in the narrow view of the street outside the cell of the probable author, John the Apostle, when imprisoned on Patmos.

Thank gawd/ess for antibiotics, no?

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Re: Dial 5 for sadomasochism...

What you and other like-minded adults do in the privacy of your home is of no concern to me ... as long as it doesn't frighten the children and animals.

This is the final straw, evil Microsoft. Making private GitHub repos free? You've gone too far

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Re: Free! For up to three collaborators!

I don't use git (or so-called "cloud"), but my systems are distributed. I have backups, issue tracking and various other bits and bobs. Haven't lost anything yet. Maintenance is on the order of minutes per year.

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Re: Free! For up to three collaborators!

WOW! You sure invented a lot of stuff that I didn't say ... and then replied to it. There's probably a word for that ...

(Yes, I made my own septic systems. Kind of mandatory when you live in a place without a public sewer to tie into. It's not exactly rocket surgery.)

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Re: That didn't take very long.

It would indeed be interesting to see actual stats. Somehow, I really doubt the owners are willing to release anything meaningful. And that in itself is a worry, from a FOSS standpoint.

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Re: As ever

Yeah, but JDX, that doesn't alter the fact that MS tends to destroy everything it touches. We've all seen it over and over again, decade after decade. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ...". Why apologize for a company which you know gives you hives on a regular basis, but otherwise doesn't give a flying fuck about you, yourself, personally?

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Re: Free! For up to three collaborators!

"Lots and lots and LOTS of big name companies started out as 3 guys coding in their basements."

With a single server sitting in the corner, running one version or another of a source code control system. The ones that actually became "big name" understood the concept of "off-site backup"; one of they three took a floppy home each eveningmorning.

Seriously, when did taking control of your own shit become out of fashion?

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Paul 195

There is a fundamental flaw with your theory. Can you spot it?

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Re: Not impressed

"virii" is properly pronounced "viruses".

See the FAQ, section F, question 3.

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That didn't take very long.

"Asked whether Microsoft's deep pockets led to GitHub's revenue refusal"

More because people are leaving in droves. Redmond-branded anything is bad ju-ju.

Big cable trolls big mobile with '10G' trademark application

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Re: Standards are just marketing hype anyway

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from." —Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Um, I'm not that Gary, American man tells Ryanair after being sent other Gary's flight itinerary

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Re: Spooky

"How did they get replaced by people lacking basic maths, probably basic spelling and with nothing engaged between eyes and fingers?"

Easy enough answer. Mr. Room ... "Computer says no."

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Variation on the theme (was: Re: Same here)

40 years ago, my brother bought a house in Ukiah, California. Somehow, he managed to keep the telephone number that the prior owner had owned ... something about limited numbers at the exchange. To this day, he gets occasional snail-mail advertising and telephone calls addressed to the original owner. And that's from the old, unconnected world!

Kind of makes me wonder how long the data facebook, google, ms, amazon, apple, etc. is going to be valid (and sell-able!), especially after a fair percentage of it becomes staler than last month's bread. Methinks a good deal of it is already quite stale ... What's the critical percentage of stale to valid before it's useless? Or do marketing "geniuses" care about that kind of thing?

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This kind of thing probably happens all the time.

I get SMS "emergency" messages from Dominican University of California. I have never been enrolled at, have never worked for, never visited, nor in any other way been affiliated with Dominican. I'm not even certain where their campus is, other than somewhere in San Rafael, California.

I've tried to convince them to stop sending them to me, but they say that because I can't prove I'm the person that requested them, I can't turn them off. (WTF? It's my telephone getting them ...) When I asked them to provide me with the contact details of the person who listed me as the recipient, they can't because "privacy". So I asked THEM to contact that person, to tell them that they made a mistake in the recipient details. They say don't have a procedure for that.

Insert something about "mod cons" here ...

Mainframe brains-slurper sues IBM for 'age discrim', calls Ginny and biz 'morally bankrupt'

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Re: Watson

"the intelligence quotation of Ginny."

Not gonna touch that one. Not with the proverbial ten footer.

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Re: The downward spiral to the ground is well underway.

We were doing manpower reports on 13 column pads long before VisiCalc existed.

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"knowledge that cheaper millennials lacked"

And I'm here to tell you that it's a lucrative business leveraging knowledge which used to be taught as a matter of course. Crying shame, though ... what's more important, knowing about ones & zeros or knowing how to fondle an iFad/Fandroid?

Pewdiepie fanboi printer, Chromecast haxxx0r retreats, says they're 'afraid of being caught'

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Re: What the did is grey at best

"So your response is to ignore"

No. My response is that it's not my business to look in the first place. And please note that there is no way to find vulnerabilities accidentally. There is absolutely zero reason for someone to "rattle the doorknobs" on Internet connected devices UNLESS INVITED TO DO SO BY THE OWNER. Anything else is fuckwittery of the first order, at best ... and demonstrating criminal intent to boot.

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One wonders ...

... if these skiddies have enough collective brainpower to use the toilet without making a mess all over the place.

Any chance of a redirect?

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Re: Any chance of a redirect?

"I can't get my head around case-sensitive URLs."

Funny you should mention that .... I can't get my head around a case-insensitive operating system. I mean, not only did some "genius" decide that 1100001 is functionally the same as 1000001 (and etc.), they actually went out of their way to code a computer to work that way ... and THEN managed to convince a bunch of other people that this brain-dead idea was a good one!

The mind absolutely boggles.

Staff sacked after security sees 'suspect surfer' script of shame

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Re: @AC "wouldn't be common freakin' sense to not surf dodgy websites at work?"

So, MCMLXV, I'm a self-centered twat for commenting on topic, relating life experience from a few dozen years in IT? Presumably, all the other ElReg commentards who have similarly commented in this thread are also self-centered twats? That's a mighty wide brush you tar with, pardner.

And what's wrong with wild-caught yeast? I've caught yeast in London (city of), Manhattan and Toronto. They all make good bread, with slightly different rise times, flavo(u)rs and textures. You have an issue with that? Maybe you should try learning to bake bread (as many of the techies here profess to do!), you might discover you enjoy sharing the fruits of your labo(u)rs with your nearest & dearest. Much better than finding fault with a meaningless poster on an obscure Internet forum, no?

Not sure what the name of a town that existed over 100 years before I was born has to do with your rant. But I'm sure you can elucidate. Perhaps without the ad-hom this time?

Hint: Search on "wild caught yeast" in the search engine of your choice. Yes, it even works in your favo(u)rite massive conurbation.

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Re: I had the opposite

Out o'curiosity, why would one hoard karma? To do so would be bad karma, no? And, almost by definition, the result would be pretty much exponential, Shirley. Sort of like a ball of shit rolling down a hill of shit, becoming a larger ball of shit of ever increasing size.

Insiders! The good news: Windows 10 Sandbox is here for testing. Bad news: Microsoft has already broken it

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Re: Ah, yes. Internet Explorer

Nah. IE has always been such a piece of shit that it doesn't need that kind of derogatory moniker.

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Ah, yes. Internet Explorer.

Breaking everything it touches, since 1995.

New Horizons snaps finish buffering: Ultima Thule actually two dust bunnies that got snuggly 4.5 billion years ago

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Re: Astronomical

For rather small values of luck ... They had a good idea that it was a contact binary in 2017. The name wasn't given until last year.

China's loose Chang'e: Probe lands on far side of the Moon in science first, says state media

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Lunar "nature" pics.

"With luck the Chinese will share their detailed views of the Moon's backside"

I thought that kind of thing was sent to the bit-bucket by the Great Firewall.

Apple blew my mind – literally, says woman: MagSafe plug sparked face-torching blaze, lawsuit claims

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Was she holding it wrong?

Just askin'.

Could you speak up a bit? I didn't catch your password

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Re: Backdoor Man

Really‽‽‽ Is that what it means? We had no idea! I must get on the horn and let Willie Dixon know. I'm sure he'll be fascinated!

Tunage: Howlin' Wolf, The Red Rooster

Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldn't fix the database?

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Re: Take care what you argue over...

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/B/big-endian.html

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Yes, in school.

Cubberly High School in Palo Alto had access to Stanford's computers. Pre-Internet. They extended that access to a few of us kids at the across-the-parking-lot Greendell Elementary. Wilbur, the Jr. High that most kids went to between Greendell and Cubberly, had an HP machine (I can't remember what it was) and access to Stanford. I started playing with compiler source in my early teens.

THAT said, when I referenced "school" earlier, I meant Uni ... which is a school, no matter how you look at it. (Yes, I know the difference in lingo across the pond. I usually make allowances for this, to avoid confusion.)

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"I started with Fortran 77. There was no heap, and there was no stack."

Not in the language. Perhaps[0]. The compiler is a whole 'nuther kettle o'worms. (Ask yourself "Why isn't Fortran self-compiling?")

[0] I prefer vi vs EMACS, more scope for argument :-)

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