* Posts by jake

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China’s preferred Linux distro trumpets Arm benchmark results

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That's China for you ...

... always resorting to strong ARM tactics.

A volt from the blue: Samsung reportedly ditches wall-wart from future phones

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"pretty much everyone who will be buying one of these will already have a compatible charger."

This is true.

Unfortunately, the very same "pretty much everyone" will be absolutely terrified over the thought of having to pick which of their many chargers to use with the new phone because the old charger might be incompatible, and thus brick the new purchase.

You know, and I know, and pretty much everybody reading ElReg knows how phone charging works ... but most of the public don't. They want "the right charger", the one that came with the phone. I can introduce you to many people who absolutely refuse to plug their phone into their laptop or their car to charge, "because it might catch on fire".

And bad news for high-end phone dealers ... in my experience it would seem that the wealthier the person involved, the less likely they will be to listen to the voice of reason.

Heir-to-Concorde demo model to debut in October

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Re: Can it reduce the time spent at airports

My sister says she quite likes flying. It's the takeoffs and landings that terrify her.

She prefers gin'n'tonic.

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Re: Can it reduce the time spent at airports

In Blighty, even trees in the so-called "forests" queue up ... it's the British Way.

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Re: You are doing it wrong

"assuming the sun's over the yardarm"

The way I see it, all commercial airports worldwide are in the same timezone. The sun is over the yardarm somewhere on this dampish rock, so pints all around!

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Re: Can it reduce the time spent at airports

If Greta's parents want the world to use less air travel, perhaps they should ask Al Gore and others why they continue to take private $LargeJets to over-seas "save the planet" conferences. Once they have that answer, they can coach their daughter to babble their opinion.

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Re: Lost Opportunities

Arguably, for what it was and what it was intended for, the original Mini didn't need much improvement. That's what makes it such an icon of automotive design. My 1962 Mini is one of the few cars that I've ever owned that I haven't changed anything on.

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Re: Great timing

Not a great idea to increase the fuel efficiency, power/weight ratio, longevity and etc. of a system that is going to be with us for at least another century? How do you figure?

Besides, most such engines can be made to run on ethanol (or methanol), which (last time I checked) will be with us for a long, long time.

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Re: Great timing

I was a global network troubleshooter from the early '80s thru' the late '90s ... at any given hour I could expect to be flying off to anywhere on the planet. 0.25mg melatonin 45 minutes before "local bedtime" on the first night out, and I was fine for the duration of the trip ... until the next timezone. Lather, rinse, repeat ... I experienced no ill effects, could wake up immediately if required, and apparently it's not addictive (all unlike alcohol, sleeping pills, etc.).

Yes, I know, "studies indicate", yadda yadda yadda. I am not a doctor, this is not a prescription, might be illegal in your jurisdiction, etc.

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Re: Great timing

"assuming the travel experience is better than being on concorde, which apparently wasn't so good."

Frankly, my little Cessna is more comfy and a hell of a lot quieter, leading to a much nicer flight, than Concorde. Still, I'm pretty happy that a company I worked for saw fit to spring for me to take a Concorde a couple of times ... even if I did need a nap after we landed. Fun experience, but I wouldn't want to commute in one.

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Re: Starship?

No, New York, North Yorkshire.

Sadly, according to the rarely mentioned Ilkley Moor rules, as published in "The Dalesman" in 1978 (October issue, I think ... naturally, it was raining), that puts us both firmly in Nidd.

Civil-rights probe: Facebook has completely failed to… Zuck: Look over here! We’ve banned four groups! Go me!

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Re: Is anybody surprised?

"due to the advertiser boycott "

I personally don't use facebook, and I never have. But I've been shown stuff on the site by various people over the years. During all this time, I do not ever, not once, remember seeing advertising anywhere on facebook.

Are all the people I know really that clued in? I mean, even MeDearOldMum (mid-80s and computer incompetent) & GreatAunt (105 years young and computer illiterate) figured out how to install ad blockers and no-script, after becoming annoyed by the ads to the point of distraction ...

One wonders if facebook's advertisers are aware of this. Does anybody care? Does it matter? Maybe ads don't actually need eyeballs to make money these days ... but that hardly makes any sense. Or am I missing something?

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Is anybody surprised?

facebook has been a slow-motion train-wreck right from the git-go.

Shun them, and everybody who uses them. Explain why. It's the only thing that will work.

Mind the airgap: Why nothing focuses the mind like a bit of tech antiquing

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"You can get near endless entertainment out of being slightly archaic."

You should see the shit I get for DARING to fire up my 1915 Case traction engine to plow our largish bit of bottom land. People often pull over (It's almost always Prius drivers. No idea why.) and yell at me over the fence ... It's BIG, it's LOUD and just look at all that smoke/pollution!

Until I point out that it's not smoke, it's steam, the fire burns hot enough to be practically smokeless, under power she's actually quieter than my largish Kubota diesel at 50 yards/meters, and she's big and powerful enough that I can pull a 12 bottom with her at about three times the speed that I can pull a 4 bottom with the Kubota, meaning I'm done in hours instead of days. To say nothing of the fact that the fuel (mostly scrap wood and old fence posts[0]) would be going on a burn pile anyway. And besides all that, she's over 100 years old and still going strong. Do you expect me to scrap her and buy a modern tractor in the near 7 figure range which will probably be in a landfill within 20 years like that car?

They almost always drive off in a huff. A couple have called the police on me. One filed a written complaint with the EPA ... Needless to say, these busybodies have had zero affect on the way I do things around here.

[0] She makes more horsepower on coal, but have you seen the price of anthracite recently? And no, I'm not going to burn low-grade coal. I'm the guy who has to work on the ol' gal. Likewise, I don't burn pressure treated wood.

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Re: I remember the days...

I still use UUCP to route stuff internally, including in my (smallish) news farm. Makes a lot of sense, for a lot of reasons.

My eldest Niece reports that comp-sci students at her Uni implemented a "students only" UUCP network over the existing school network a couple years ago. It's mostly used for email, small file transfer, and a private Usenet hierarchy. Seems the thirty-somethings who are supposedly the administrators never learned UUCP and have no idea that what they are doing even exists. No, I'm not naming the Uni ... but apparently they are connected to other schools, world-wide, and the PTB are none the wiser. To get around draconian filters, they even have a couple links that are dial-up, over POTS, if you can believe it. Good for them! :-)

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Re: Don't be silly.

I use my Grandfather's black 1928 Parker Duofold when I need/want that kind of thing. It's not the flashiest/best pen ever made, but it makes me feel good using a tool that still does exactly what it was designed to do, after almost a century.

ObITrelated: I jot down notes on paper when troubleshooting computers/networks. Don't you?

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Don't be silly.

In the first place, have you tried to find a decent, pen-grade quill these days? In the second place, carrying the necessary pen knife will likely get you branded as a terrorist. No, no, I'm sorry, a feather quill is right out ... instead, get a simple, cheap and cheerful fountain pen for your quick scribbles.

Mines the one with the Quink stains around the inside pocket ...

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I absolutely adore my late '50s Smith Corona portable, with Engineering enhancements ... and it even works when there is no electricity. :-)

(If you are old enough, and from the area, I was the guy at Palo Alto's Foothill Park, sometimes up on Vista Hill, but usually down in Oak Grove, typing away on the aforementioned Smith Corona.)

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Re: Fond memory

I can create documents and spreadsheets and databases to run a business using Wordstar and Lotus and dBase on DOS 3.3 easier (and quite a bit faster!) than on more modern Office 355.

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Re: We are not alone

For (probably) better security than the stock unit, look into replacing the firmware with something like OpenWRT. Most Linux/GNU/FOSS usergroups will be happy to help you with this if you are unsure of your technical ability. Ask at your local Uni to find such a group in your area.

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Re: At a loss

Look into OpenWRT to transform many older home routers into something more usable in today's world.

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Options are good.

When I want to sit down and write without distractions, I use a dumb terminal.

The computer I'm typing this on right now is a nearly 17 year old HP Pavillion laptop running Slackware-stable. Alongside its stock screen, it has a much larger display (usually in portrait), and an IBM 3151 + Model M keyboard plugged into a serial port. I simply login to the 3151 as "writer", and instead of a friendly shell prompt I'm greeted with an empty vi document. All I need to do is start typing. It's the fastest way I know to get my thoughts into a computer ... and with zero distractions. If needs be, I can save the text & re-open it later in a word processor to make it look pretty.

I have the GUI right next to the dumb terminal ... but there is nothing stopping me running a wire to the next available space to remove the distraction. Or even into the next room, for that matter (and I do, sometimes). Obviously email, Usenet, FTP, etc. are still available on a dumb terminal, and I can shell out of vi and run links or lynx for text-only WWW browsing, so a little self-discipline is needed to ignore the distractions ... but honestly, once I start typing I don't think about the outside world.

I'm not suggesting this solution is right for everybody, but try it, you might like it. vi is not for everybody, either ... so use your text editor of choice as your shell instead ... or simply login to a more standard shell and then fire up your editor of choice.

High-flying Microsoft exec jumps to Magic Leap as CEO. No, we haven't got that the wrong way round

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Re: amanfromMars 1

Products lack shine? Eh?

From what I've seen, most new products are pure shine.

The only black hole in AI is the place where all the money spent on it goes ...

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Re: amanfromMars 1

"How on Earth was she not headline news?"

Dr. ELIZA said no ... to much publicity would overwhelm it.

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Re: Show me the money

Massive golden parachute/handshake would be my guess.

Come in, sit around twiddling her thumbs for a year or so while the owners figure out the actual direction they want to take the company, and then bail with a large lump sum in the low to mid eight figure range ... Note that I am in no way disparaging her, if in fact that is what she has been offered! Who wouldn't accept a deal like that‽

Captain, the computer has identified 250 alien stars that infiltrated our galaxy – actual science, not science-fiction

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Re: Build that Force Field!

Shirley we're going to get the Nyxicans to pay for it ... Good thing Trump's Space Farce is such a viable success, eh?

University ordered to stop running women-only job ads

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Re: What utter rubbish!

Females are a different race now?

The mind absolutely boggles ...

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Re: Just to muddy the waters a trifle ...

So please tell me, AC, am I supposedly pro-IR35 or anti-IR35? Because quite frankly, I don't know myself. I've never bothered reading up on the subject because it doesn't affect my world in any way, shape, or form. You see, I'm not in the UK, I'm in California. IR35 doesn't apply here.

Again, are you sure you are not targeting the wrong person with your juvenile attempt at bile, AC?

Some fanboi/stalkers are mildly amusing and can be fun to play with. Most are boring. This one is just plain perplexing.

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Just to muddy the waters a trifle ...

There was an effort to teach more men how to cook at Foothill Jr. College in Los Altos, California about three and a half decades ago. The feminists went berserk. Their theme was "men already have all the opportunities!" It was funny, in a sad kind of way.

Don't beat yourself up for overeating in lockdown. This black hole scoffs equivalent of our Sun every day

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Re: Yuk

I'm in California. The Sun is rather hard to come by around these here parts, that's why I specified newspapers in a rather generic manner. (Mac's Smoke Shop in Palo Alto used to carry The Sun, back before it was just another head shop and was an excellent tobacconist & news stand, but I don't know of anywhere else.)

Linux kernel coders propose inclusive terminology coding guidelines, note: 'Arguments about why people should not be offended do not scale'

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Re: Thin end of the wedge?

Whitewash is usually a mixture of lime, casein and water. Milk can be substituted for the casein and water, thus the term "milk paint". A chemical reaction cures and "plasticizes" the mixture, creating a long-wearing surface. Other colo(u)rs are available, depending on location. Us farmers are cheap bastards and will use whatever is local and plentiful .... if there is abundant red ochre (hematite, Fe2O3), local barns will be red. Note the present tense in this paragraph. We still do it this way.

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Re: Loaded words replaced by euphemisms

So that's why Shakespeare is more entertaining and makes more sense than the bible ... Ol' Bill had a much larger vocabulary to work with.

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Re: Thin end of the wedge?

No, I'm not suggesting anything. I am refuting (with examples) that black automatically means "bad" in English culture. It clearly does not. To suggest otherwise is to close one's eyes to reality.

Is a black pudding bad when even the white bits are black?

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Re: Loaded words replaced by euphemisms

I didn't miss fark. I chose not to include it for two reasons: First, because it wan't included in the open source word list I used, and second because it's not included in the OED.

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Re: This night be just me but...

The more I think about it, the more this reason alone is more than enough to put this whole bit of nonsense in our collective rear-view mirror.

The fact of the matter is that, like it or not, the American dialect of English is the defacto lingua franca of most of the collaborative coding projects in the online world. Deciding to capriciously change even a small percentage of the words already in the common vernacular will decidedly detriment coders for whom English is a second language. For this reason alone, the very concept should be filed in a drawer marked "thought about it, decided it was unworkable on a global scale".

Thanks for helping to clarify my thoughts on this aspect of the subject, Muhwyndham. Have a cold one of whatever you like on me ... and please stick around. The more non-North American/European views on various subjects we can get, the better off we'll all be.

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Re: Completely missing the point

Yep. It's a meritocracy. All that matters is coding ability ... at least for the vast majority of us.

Unfortunately, a very small minority of people seem to think that that's unnatural, and are trying to throw a wrench into the works. Why, I am not sure. If I were paranoid, I'd suspect Big Business.

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Re: Loaded words replaced by euphemisms

I suspect "drag" will be on the ol' listie soon, too ... and "crash" is entirely too dangerous sounding. We will no longer be allowed to boot anything, it's obviously too violent. As for burning PROMs, well don't even think about it!

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Re: scaling

Sorry. Typo (cat sat on the backspace key or brain-fart, you decide). What I meant was "that bit of common sense". Sorry. Mea culpa. Have a homebrew?

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Re: Loaded words replaced by euphemisms

Apropos of the meta conversation, I posted the following about two and a half weeks ago:

"Worse, how do they deal with the word f__k?"

Which word would that be? Near as I can tell (with a little shell script and an open-source word list), in English that could be fank, feck, fink, firk, fisk, flak, folk, fork, fuck or funk.

See how important using English unambiguously is?

More to the point, why do people think that using placeholders to mask letters somehow changes the word into something non-profane? We (TINW) know you meant fuck, so fucking type fuck. If some fucker can't handle it, they can fucking leave.

Or we can let the fuckheads who pretend to be easily shocked take over.

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No. It's far simpler than that. We're going to ban software from ever being written in any language that mandates grammatical gender.

That'll show the sexist bastards!

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Re: Do non African slaves not matter ?

"If you doubt me, jump on the LKML & ask why there is no mention of current slavery in Africa."

Whatever you do, don't ask who the Europeans bought the slaves from in the first place, how they had become slaves, and how long the evil practice had been happening before the Portuguese stumbled onto it and figured out how to make a quick buckreal.

The only reason those particular aspects of the vile Atlantic Slave Trade are conveniently glossed over is in order to make rich, fat, white Americans feel guilty over something they have never participated in, and in fact think is an abhorrent practice.

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Re: Loaded words replaced by euphemisms

The English Language didn't exist a thousand or more years before anyone English encountered a black person. Come to think of it, neither did the English ...

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Re: scaling

Dude, or dudette, you should have posted that bit of common under your actual handle, not as an AC.

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Re: My ideas...

"Kernel - Systemd"

== a usable Linux system?

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Re: Thin end of the wedge?

In other words, the proponents are whitewashing the issue, making the appearance of "doing something" while not actually doing anything at all?

(Note that "whitewashing" is a technical term involving the actual appearance of Ca(OH)2 after reacting with CO2, and in no way connotes the author is racist. Except I'm sure somebody will probably insist that I must be ...)

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Re: Thin end of the wedge?

"because black is bad in English culture"

Are your books far enough into the black that you can afford that little black dress you've been drooling over?

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Re: The term that had me boggling was "dummy value".

Or perhaps it's simply curtain-twitchers and namby-pambys, doing what they always have, in an attempt to ensure that we all evolve into nameless, faceless, lowest common denominator grey goo with absolutely zero distinguishing characteristics?

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Re: Sexism too?

I have a friend from the Scottish Borders with the name Hartman. He says that his name derives from an ancestor who was in charge of the Royal Deer, including culling young bucks for the Royal Table.

The obvious allusion to Bambi killers might make the children cry.

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Re: No problem with most of it, but...

It's a trifle archaic ... but is still in use to a degree. I have a friend who has several boats at a marina here in the Bay Area. He asked me to meet up with him "on his boat". When I got to the marina, I asked a mutual friend where John was ... The answer was "He's down in the bilge of his three-master."

Euro police forces infiltrated encrypted phone biz – and now 'criminal' EncroChat users are being rounded up

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Re: Surveillance via small print. Human rights to privacy are gone.

Even without the bunnies and other copyright infringement Usenet is far harder to do well that it looks on first blush.

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