* Posts by chivo243

6665 publicly visible posts • joined 10 May 2010

It could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Wiltshire or in Bath: Euro cops cuff 6 for cybersquatting, allegedly nicking €24m in Bitcoin

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Re: Bitcoin will crash

Now I see I have your attention ! I'm sure we could work something out.

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Bitcoin will crash

the minute I invest any cash in BC, it will crash.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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best way so far?

My boss insists that anything going into the Digital Archive to be YYYYMMDD, come to think of it, the RFC's I submit come back with that date format in the document name to be filed.

Bill G on Microsoft's biggest blunder... Was it Bing, Internet Explorer, Vista, the antitrust row?

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"Smart phones and tablets - Too little, too late"

I think enough phone buyers that had a choice of platforms, purposely avoided windows on a mobile. People had had to deal with Windows at work, Windows at home, and picked something different.

"Gates said if Microsoft had got that right, it would be the leading company in the world, not just one of the leaders."

I think saying we could have been the one, had I thrown more cash at it, is wishful thinking on Mr. Gates part. I don't see how missing the boat with Windows would help with a mobile OS.

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Versions too!

Please tell me he tried to stop the release of the many different versions of the same OS: Home, Pro, Ent, etc. Why?!! Why is that a thing? I get client\server builds, but more flavors than Baskin Robbins is just plain off the rails!

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Re: "Windows is not a monopoly because Apple exists"

He didn't get rich writing checks.

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

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Happy

Glad I work on the demand side of IT

the swearing and ranting echoing off the walls... I would enjoy the banter, but I doubt I could get any real work done.

Alexa, am I having a heart attack? Here's how smart speakers could detect their masters spluttering to death

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Re: I do hope Alexa remembers to dial '999'....

Here in NL the emergency number is 112 but 911 will work too. Looks like 112 is the European standard.

112 is a single emergency telephone number that allows European citizens and travelers within EU to contact emergency services for assistance in all Member States.

Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices

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Open plans suck

One year as a boy, our beloved old school was scrapped, in favor of an open plan environment. My grades suffered greatly.

Bloody vultures! Cheeky Spanish paraglider firm pinched El Reg's mascot

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+1

Lester would be tickled!

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We ripped off Van Halen

A musical experiment I was involved in just out of Uni had the initials H A We just flipped the Van Halen logo upside down. We weren't good, but we couldn't win the worst band contest.

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Re: Vulture Squadron!

With Muttly second in command?

Comms room, comms room, comms room is on fire – we don't need no water, let the engineer burn

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Re: Hello, this is Microsoft, your PC has been infected

Thanks AC, That's what I "told" you on the phone when you called pretending to be MS. I've never even seen a Solaris install. no root for you...

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Hello, this is Microsoft, your PC has been infected

I received 4 of these calls in the space of a 10 days! I totally burned the first guy: "Hello this is (insert English name with bad non-western accent) from Microsoft" Me: Oh my god, I've been trying to call you guys for hours! Finally! My PC won't boot! Heeeeelp!

The second guy asked me to sit at my windows computer, (he said he knew I had one) I told him we use Solaris Workstations!

Queue baa, Libra: People will buy what Facebook's selling. They shouldn't, but they will

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Devil

Unless FB is in my mattress

They will never see my dosh! Also looking into alternatives to banks. The mattress still looks like the clear winner!

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Re: Icon say it all

PS: Will NOT accept Libra for a new keyboard. Or Lira for that matter!

Imagine being charged to take a lunch break... even if you didn't. Welcome to the world of these electronics assembly line workers

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My ex-boss must work there

This joker would look at my time card (punched by the time clock!) and say, you didn't work all these hours... and change the number of hours. Later, I would show this to his partner, and get my remaining pay. Always in cash too...

We knew it was coming: Bureaucratic cockup triggers '6-month' delay of age verification block on porno in the UK

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Paris Hilton

Who could've known

Raise your hand, I know the other is busy!

PowerPoint to start telling you that your presentation is bad and you should feel bad

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Facepalm

How is it possible

to make death by PowerPoint any easier or better?

Blighty's online pr0n gatekeepers are begging for a regulatory beating, says digital rights org

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Just try Opera browser with built in VPN. Works about 3/4 of the time, not bad for free?

Greatest threat facing IT? Not the latest tech giant cockwomblery – it's just tired engineers

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+1 !!

Yay for career changes.

yes, it was a welcome change.

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In another life, in another industry, 65 hour weeks were the easy ones...

Stiff penalty: Prenda Law copyright troll gets 14 years of hard time for blue view 'n sue scam

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Childcatcher

Re: A bridge under which to harvest scum, with a special fishing rod.

I was wondering along the same lines, sort of... But I see headlines about violent offenders(killers, rapists) getting far less time in the US. Seems there is a huge disparity in how sentences are calculated and assigned, I guess chalk this up to Judges being people, people with an agenda (their own or someone else's)?

Anyone else find it weird that the bloke tasked with probing tech giants for antitrust abuses used to, um, work for the same tech giants?

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Meh

Re: Anyone surprised?

The gubbermints are all too large now. I fear the end of days is upon us. Vote somebody else in, when they get a whiff of the power, corruption reigns supreme.

I think anybody who wants to be Prez or PM should automatically be removed from the race.

Gonna be so cool when we finally get into space, float among the stars, work out every day, inject testosterone...

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Re: Missing test

I wonder... I knew a guy years ago that was on "roids" and then he went on vacation with out working out. He became one truly fat slob, it took him over a year to get back to his previous build.

Would the bed ridden testosterone takers just get fat?

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

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Trollface

Not laughing with you

I can tell my anecdote hit the spot as they are visibly cheering up as I collect my things and don my coat.

I'm pretty sure they were happy as you were leaving. You know what the night shift guys say about the day shift guys... Oh, I see you've never worked the night shift ;-}

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

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Devil

Re: My fav

I'll add the classic: Roll of Carpet and a bag of Lime! Works every time!

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Happy

My fav

Everything I type is not what I type! Roll up to find a binder sitting on the control key... Move the binder and get the stink eye! What would Simon and Stephen do?

Japan drops banhammer on drunk-droning for the sake of public safety

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Japan

sake of public safety

I see what your did there!

Own goal: $280,000 GDPR fine for soccer app that snooped on fans' phone mics to snare pub telly pirates

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Re: Data Spoof

" a lot of Android apps simply don't work if you refuse permissions"

This was my exact experience on holiday in the US, funny how the simcards in the US wouldn't work in my iPhone, so, I bought a cheapo AT&T phone at the corner shop, had android. I'm still finding google calendar issues two years later, calendar says I'm only working two days this week!!!

2,500 years ago, these folks weren't cremated – but their funeral-goers were absolutely baked: Earliest evidence of pot smoking discovered

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Boffin

It's called Creeper weed... Ask any pro...

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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Re: Small point

+1

It was until I learned what an "influencer" means.

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Re: Small point

Ignorance is the opportunity for teaching and learning. I'm ignorant of many things, not because I'm unwilling, but there are only 20 or so usable hours in a day, 9 are spent twiddling bits, 3-4 caring for\enjoying family and by that time I doubt my brain is ready for input

I had no freakin' idea what an 'influencer' was until now. Wish I didn't, the damage is done.

Nope, we're stuffed, shrieks Apple channel as iPhone shipments enter a double-digit spiral

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Sniffing

Do I smell lower prices coming just because they need to move units?

Hate your IT job? Sick of computers? Good news: An electronics-frying Sun superflare may hit 'in next 100 years'

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Hate is a strong word

But I will say I'm losing the mojo, and still have 10 years left...

Not very bright: Apple geniuses spend two weeks, $10,000 of repairs on a MacBook Pro fault caused by one dumb bug

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Re: The American elephant in the room, er, ocean.

Wow, that's dark mode?

Please be aliens, please be aliens, please be aliens... Boffins discover mystery mass beneath Moon's biggest crater

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It's the core

Some of the Moon was smashed away in that massive collision, now the core is closer to one side. Think of it as a planetary concussion, but the brain\core didn't move back to the center.

Bear insistent on playing tonsil tennis with you? Just bite its tongue off

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Re: license, hell

+1, I would have also brought along a big sharp device for swinging. Are these guys new to Siberia?

NASA goes commercial, publishes price for trips to the ISS – and it'll be multi-millionaires only for this noAirBNB

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@Dan 55

Quite right! who said anything about a second pint for bringing them back?

+1

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My sarcasm meter is off the scale, so is my anti-sarcasm meter.

What the hell, I'd give up a pint to send a leader to space.

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Re: The question is now: "Which moon?"

For once Ewoks are funny...

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Side effect of a two party system?

It's a multi-party system, sadly belonging to anything besides the big two political religion\cults labels you as a crackpot. And the other political parties are not given equal opportunities to participate, or so it would seem.

If your broadband bill is too high consider moving to Idaho, they get the internet for free

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Re: Monopolies

Where I'm at across the North Sea, I have many different ISPs to choose from, but the copper from the box down the road and the fiber network are owned and maintained by another ISP.

There's a reason why my cat doesn't need two-factor authentication

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Under powered cat flap

AA batteries? Our cat flap takes 4 "C" batteries. My cats also like "daring" the other cats in the hood to enter.

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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(it's unclear if they were wearing red shirts)

A Red shirt always dies on away missions in the first 15 minutes of the episode in TOS, not sure why Picard is mentioned.

Seems the "Magic Smoke" container burst, there's your problem...

Wholesome: Waste heat from coal power station turned data centre to help grow veggies

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wonderful concept

I believe the efficiency of our energy use is woefully poor and extremely shortsighted. I would love to work at a facility like this one. I'm glad this endeavor will be associated an educational institution.

'Happy to throw Leo under the bus', Meg Whitman told HP after Autonomy buyout

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Awesome song! Dude! Written by Kris Kristofferson, speaking of country or western, Willie Nelson covered this song too, not as country or western sounding as you'd think.

Don't forget KR and The First Edition 'Cherokee Nation'

I wonder what steered him to Nashville\Branson??

It's official! The Register is fake news… according to .uk overlord Nominet. Just a few problems with that claim, though

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Re: Nice write up! Excellent fact checking!

We had people calling us saying that ourdomain.com and .net etc were available and someone wanted to buy them, and we needed to act FAST to protect our ourdomain.other and buy these ASAP, call before midnight tonight! Deal expires today!

Haar, je keneet scam me, I've had 5 calls this week from M$ support alerting me to problems with my system, fun times! I'm not buying lots of look-a-like domain names. If anything, I've got parts of a bridge in Russia you might be interested in...

The e-mpire strikes back: Google appeals that $1.7bn EU fine for choking web ad rivals

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Just a sport

Money is a score in a game, just a number to them, Google and The Courts. Readers here in the forums have to take money seriously, more than just a number.

To members of Pizza Hut's loyalty scheme: You really knead to stop reusing your passwords

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Re: A hacker...

with no taste, after having a pizza hut pizza, even a curry would have no taste after that ;-}