* Posts by chivo243

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Microsoft publishes a workaround for Samsung's C:\ drive woes

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Re: Oh, did we skip a step?

Give me the registry any day... I remember a batch file using cacls I think it's called, and Oops! My boss had made a small typo. I learned from that mistake, now this is one of my tried and true sayings "can I get a second set of eyes on this!"

'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops

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Re: A good swift kick

+1 ->

I like to avoid a lot more than X so, I hover the cursor over the link, I see the destination in the lower left corner of my browser.

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Danger Will Robinson!

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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Re: 1.5 seconds without leaving my desk

I've told that story here a few times. My document is possessed! The old secretary transcribing hand written meeting minutes with the corner of a binder on the ctrl key. Move the binder!

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John Belushi as Samurai Baker, Ah you truly are master baker!

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Very Jolly if you ask me!

Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out

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Anyone worth their salt

Anyone worth their salt working in IT has a horror story about UPSs. And firmware updates gone sideways~

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Re: Downvote - really?

every commentard has their downvoter.

And wait for it!

Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise

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+1, however, this might be the model that gets my mom off of Windows, 99% of what she does is browser based. In 2016, I paid more for the windows laptop she has now.

Iran's cyberwar has begun

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Re: I know they have to say that ...

reinforce security awareness training with staff? Just getting security awareness across to the staff is 90% of the job, if you haven't already done that, it's a long dreary trip.

BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely

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give me some numbers?

1,000,006 That's always been my pat answer when someone wants a figure!

UK data watchdog fines Reddit £14.47M for letting kids slip past the gate

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Re: Age gating is fundamentally incompatible with privacy

Don't got no Facebook, don't want no facebook. Papers? We don't need no stinking papers!

Crims create fake remote management vendor that actually sells a RAT

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Re: Clearly ...

came to make a joke about it, my dad could always work "a rat's ass" into a conversation.

DOGE bites taxman

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Re: Billionaries who don't want to pay taxes...

Yep, hit the little guys when their down, Direct File, a free service, will be discontinued by the president. Now you gotta pay to file taxes unless you qualify for Free File or use a third party*(data slurper)

https://www.cbpp.org/blog/trump-plan-to-end-free-direct-file-program-and-rely-on-for-profit-tax-preparers-is-a-mistake

There are other free ones*

https://www.kiplinger.com/taxes/ways-to-file-taxes-for-free

Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake

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Re: Hey chaps, he tried to blackmail the rozzers - that's why he was arrested

I wonder what he had in mind? Did he have a record that needed to be cleared? Surely he wasn't looking for "een muntje"

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Re: Hey chaps, he tried to blackmail the rozzers - that's why he was arrested

I lived in NL and that's not Dutch!

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Re: how to tell the difference?

or favorite pr0n star. Was in a episode of Millennium.

Roedecker was here...

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how to tell the difference?

I'm not sure how to tell the difference between a download link and an upload link? 20+ years in IT, I'm confused.

Unless they hyper linked with "Download" being the hotlink?

ʎɹǝʌoɔǝᴚ sʍopuᴉM ʇɐ sǝʇɐuᴉɯɹǝʇ snq sᴉɥ┴

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Not me!

I wouldn't be the one to even attempt to fix this on a bus, or on a plane or on a boat with a goat in a moat...

BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street

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Re: Talk about

Yep, not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gravity!

Study confirms experience beats youthful enthusiasm

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you hit that nail on the head... nearly 30 years experience, and no work for me ATM.

Substack says intruder lifted emails, phone numbers in months-old breach

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Re: Substack?

At first, it was just sign up. Email only.

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Substack?

That's where Mr. Dabbs shuffled off to->

https://autosaveisforwimps.substack.com

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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Re: Missing one aspect, the customer

The cloud is where the cash flows, then enterprise apps and services, and I have to say that Win11 home version is probably not a bread winner for MS, more of a PR stunt.

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

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Re: F_ing APC UPS

You are correct Sir! ->

The ex-colleague that was near me at the time still mentions that when we need a laugh! We learned to label those cables the minute we opened the new UPS boxes!

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Re: No Capes, No Scarves, No Ties, No Necklaces, No Watches, No Bracelets, No Rings

No Capes! Love it!

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Re: F_ing APC UPS

I did the same thing! We had APC and Eaton in the same Equipment room, I used the serial cable that was left by a previous tech on the APC, and I brought down two racks, the silence of those fans spinning down is deafening! You got that right APC and the cable is a tale for more beers!

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Re: "Steven" is lucky he's still alive

yep, I had my ring get caught on a bracket in a rack, and on another occasion, I had my watch hang up in a rack and broke the pin holding the strap, I wear neither a wrist watch or wedding ring any longer. I still have them both, perhaps when retirement comes(sooner than later it appears) I'll get the battery and the strap for the watch replaced? The ring can stay in the box where it lives.

Next-gen nuclear reactors safe enough to skip full environmental reviews, says Trump admin

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Re: Approval not rejection

Too long for me, I'm almost on the farthest point from NZ on the planet. My antipode location puts me near Australia. https://mapscaping.com/antipode-finder/

By the time I get there, it will be overcrowded.

Sad face for my kid, what a crappy world we're leaving for them.

X marks the raid: French cops swoop on Musk's Paris ops

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Don't do it, the missus says it's gone to hell in a hand basket since we left a few years ago. It wasn't so good then.

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Re: Sigh..

+1 Butter! You must be near 60 to know that reference! ->

Help! Does anyone on the bus know Linux?

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Re: Special AU Bus Borkage

it's a Tow Mater euphemism, Dang!

Gotta love Mater.

ICE knocks on ad tech’s data door to see what it knows about you

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Now this?

I've been actively blocking ads for a long time, first due to the horrible ads, then bandwidth, then malicious payloads of ads, now this? I use Pi-Hole, and have been hearing about other avenues to block ads, perhaps it's time look into those extra layers of protection.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Old school

from a former colleague: As a young intern at some bigger corp, there was a print shop, and you submitted your print jobs, and you went to the counter picked them up from the printer(a person!).

When I was in high school, there was an industrial arts class "print shop" That class did all the forms for the school, all the forms(!), such as hall passes, tardy slips, and the "admit to class" you had to present for absences! I'm glad to have had friends in that class!

Windows 11 shutdown bug forces Microsoft into out-of-band damage control

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Re: Outlook is still borked for POP users

Google Stopped POP3ing this month?

https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/05/gmail_dropping_pop3/

Maybe M$ thought they would try?

S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain

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sign on printer: Pen IS Stuck, and the time I wanted to learn command line with a CLItutorial? I still have the folder!

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

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You can actually set it to 11

Nigel was here.

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: Well this works .... for me

A leaf blower is definitely not an inside tool? Nonsense, I use a leaf blower to blow out he cottonwood fluff our of one window screen, the screen was in place when the window blinds were installed, to remove the screen for normal cleaning requires removing the blinds... BrmmmBrrr!

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Think You Used Enough Dynamite There, Butch?

This one is up there, call it a non-lethal Darwin award, glad it's between tea and pub time here, or you'd owe me a keyboard.

Hasta la vista! Microsoft finally ends extended updates for ancient Windows version

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10 years after

Still getting support! I decommed the last 2008 beast that I managed back in late 2016

Windows 2000 rusts in peace by the sea

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I overwrote plan B with plan A... ME was crap, and preinstalled on the computer I purchased via the Dutch PC Prive program.

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In installed Win2000 in a VM a few years ago for snicks and grins, it installed in about 20 seconds, took some time to get networking going. I gave up trying to find a browser, and shortly after my homelab was decommissioned, and it ended there.

Help desk read irrelevant script, so techies found and fixed their own problem

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Re: Been There...

Dell exploding capacitors! I was there, I got the T-Shirt!

GX260's!! For the Win!! There were a few 270's and 280's in that mix.

I had dozens of these 'fatboys' to "report" for repairs. After about my 6th call, I got the same support tech guy, and they told me to send the remaining Service tag numbers in a spreadsheet, and a chap from Centronic showed up with all the spare mobos to repair all of them in one go! Ditch that hideous script!!

Gmail preparing to drop POP3 mail fetching

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Re: IMAP4 Was Originally Published in Dec 1994.

Goodbye POP3, I won't miss idiots POPping their mail on one device,(and not having the box checked, leave copy on server) and never seeing it on another device. Then screaming to IT that something is broke. My heart aches for those who depend on google's free services for important processes /s. I use gmail, and some storage, but nothing would really be lost to me if they closed up shop tomorrow, sure i'd have to register a new address with all my contacts and services that use that address as a login(stupid idea), but that's the trade off against running(or ruining) my own mailserver.

ChatGPT is playing doctor for a lot of US residents, and OpenAI smells money

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The US Healthcare System

The stress from using it has made me sick.

Where's the puking icon when we need it.

US Army seeks human AI officers to manage its battle bots

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Re: Existing Officer Corp ?

I only knew a few people my age that joined the service, their goal was 20 years and out, draw the military pension and get another, better, cushier job.

Welcome to Wendy's! Before your order can be taken, you must first reset this kiosk

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I was in one in the US back in 2015 or so, more than five guys working and eating, and some people were large enough to be five guys. The bill was crazy, must have been printed on onion paper, I started crying!

Never again. I can make sloppy burgers and limp fries with the best of them!

IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn’t taken over the world, but don't call it a failure

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Best if used by date

I'm sure my date will expire before IPv4's does. I doubt I'll need full IPv6 before that date.

I'll be grabbing my coat long before IPv4.

Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation

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Never attribute to malice

In this case, activation being part of the exhibition, but to something as stupid as changing a component. As much as I would love see artists take some shots at big tech, I doubt it's in their sights, too low brow.

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

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Re: 44 gallon drums

† flavouring the liquor with the buildings accumulated dead rats. Like Chicago's claim to fame.

Malört, a bitter liqueur with deep roots in Chicago, is widely recognized as the city's iconic liquor shot.

Known for its extremely bitter taste, often described as "like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline" or "like baby aspirin wrapped in grapefruit peel tied up with rubber bands," Malört has become a rite of passage for both residents and visitors