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He must be, he just opened a tour with GNR in the US recently!
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Posts by chivo243
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Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly
BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields
Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit
macOS? More like mac-woe-ess: Google Chrome slip-up trips up SIP-less Apple Macs
Gagarin's Start now Soyuz-FG's End as shutters pulled on historic launchpad
Hacker House shoved under UK Parliament's spotlight following Boris Johnson funding allegs
Can you code a way to foil online terrorist vids? The Home Office might just have £600K for you
As halfwit, would-be dictator buried by UK judges, Spain would like to dig up a very real one
Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks
Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he...
Monday 23rd September 2019 15:29 GMT 
Re: Bending the rules to breaking point
Back in the 80's, I used to sign my name hundreds of times a day on busy days, now once a month? I was shocked when I checked my old passports against my current one, my sig has changed substantially. I can see I don't really care what my sig looks like anymore.
The '$4.4m a year' bug: Chipotle online orders swallowed by JavaScript credit-card form blunder
Saturday 21st September 2019 10:30 GMT
Re: Ordering food online via credit card, eh?
There are thousands of locally owned Mexican restaurants (with much better food) all across the states, last summer I ate at one in Minnesota! Why in hell would you eat at a bland, homogenized place like Chipotle? However, if Chipotle gives you the shits, maybe you should disregard my advice...
Beer to put out the ring of fire!
BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
Remember that security probe that ended with a sheriff cuffing the pen testers? The contract is now public so you can decide who screwed up
HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some
Wednesday 18th September 2019 15:50 GMT
Not good
but I would love the script that they use...
"information about your computer, printer and/or device such as operating system, firmware, amount of memory, region, language, time zone, model number, first start date, age of device, device manufacture date, browser version, device manufacturer, connection port, warranty status, unique device identifiers, advertising identifiers and additional technical information that varies by product."
This info would be immensely useful to most shops, except for the last few bits...
Wake me up before you Gogo ... so I can jump out: Kenyan MP takes on aeroplane flatulence
Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour
A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it
Wednesday 11th September 2019 17:50 GMT
Re: Where I lived
Where I lived... This issue is a City Manager call\decision\action or inaction. He has to get approval from The Little Rascals + The Three Stooges before sending in Abbot and Costello + Laurel and Hardy to botch the job.
You can see how the whole process will start to seem futile.
Fairphone 3 stripped to the modular essentials: Glue? What glue?
Like a grotty data addict desperately jonesing for its next fix, Google just can't stop misbehaving
Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot
Yahoo! customers! wake! up! to! borked! email! (Yes! people! still! actually! use! it!)
How do you do, fellow kids? Facebook now Boomerbook as British oldies outnumber teens
Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road
Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke's motor
I just love your accent – please, have a new password
Apple says sorry for Siri slurping voice commands of unsuspecting users
Bloke who claimed he invented Bitcoin must hand over $5bn of e-dosh in court case. He can't. He's waiting for a time traveler to arrive
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament
Can't bear to part with that well-worn copy of Windows 7? Microsoft might let you keep it updated an extra year
Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney
Uncle Sam is asking Americans if they could refrain from slapping guns on their drones
American ISPs fined $75,000 for fuzzing airport's weather radar by stealing spectrum
Cybercrook hands cops £923k in Bitcoin made from selling phished deets on the dark web
I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™
Brits are sitting on a time bomb of 40m old electronic devices that ought to be recycled
Criminal mastermind signed name as 'Thief' on receipts after buying stuff with stolen card
Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done
World recoils in horror as smartphone maker accused of helping government snoops read encrypted texts, track device whereabouts
Stuffing your MacBook Pro in a ziplock bag before a flight ain't gonna cut it, say Feds
Pokémon Red and Blue-era trading cards just made their owner a load of green: Complete set sells at auction for $107k
Apple is a filthy AWS, Azure, Google reseller, gripe punters: iPhone giant accused of hiding iCloud's real backend
Researchers peer into crystal ball to see future where everyone's ID is tied to their smartphone
Here's to beer, without which we'd never have the audacity to Google an error message at 3am
Friday 9th August 2019 16:53 GMT 
Remote support while on Holiday
a few years back, I was on holiday in the land of Wine and Cheese, and lunchtime quaffing. I had finished a nice lunch at the in-laws house, was on my third or forth glass of wine and cheese after lunch, and I get a text one of our DC's gave up the ghost. Gladly I didn't have to talk to anyone as my Franglish was kicking in. I sent an email back with my advice within 30 or so minutes. Not one word of my advice was heeded, it was a nice return to work ~ \s
Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special
How to avoid getting burned at Black Hat, destroyed at DEF CON or blindsided by Bsides
Jeff Bezos feels a tap on the shoulder. Ahem, Mr Amazon, care to explain how Capital One's AWS S3 buckets got hacked?
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