* Posts by chivo243

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Tesla Megapack battery ignites at substation after less than 6 months

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contradictory statement?

Per CNBC, firefighters on the scene allowed the battery to burn out, as is standard practice for lithium-ion fires. Firefighters planned to remain on scene overnight to ensure the system didn't re-ignite.

Ok, so the let it burn itself out because the can't stop it from burning, how do they keep it from re-igniting?

Where's Paris?

Boeing wants autonomous flying cabs in US airspace by 2030

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Jetson's you say?

"Jane, how do you stop this crazy thing!" I won't even set foot in a Tesla, for a multitude of reasons, why would I step into a 3-d Tesla.

Johnny Cab anyone??

Excel's comedy of errors needs a new script, not new scripting

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first step

make sure you've selected all columns and rows for you crucial calculation. My former boss once placed and order from "his" spreadsheet, using my hand collected data for every switch closet in the network. As the end of the refresh came near, I noticed that we were 3 switches short! Ensue lots of shouting, brow furrowing and finger pointing, by everyone in the office, he finally went back to his spreadsheet and found he had neglected to select the last row in his calculation!

My handwritten list had the correct number at the bottom, plus spares for the shelf, glad the spares came in handy so fast! He got lucky, the project finished on time, and he only needed to order the spares.

iPhone 14 iFixit teardown shows Apple's learning on repairs

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Windows

Been using a first gen SE for years, definitely showing it's age, I just looked at a new latest and greatest, and I'm shocked, shocked I say by the price. Easily 5 times the price I paid for the missus second gen SE when it was new...

Unless all my relatives die and leave all their money.... no effin way Apple. I've seen computers that cost less!

Bad UI killed the radio star

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putting your best foot forward

then blasting it into the floor! Do as I say! not as I DO!

Can reflections in eyeglasses actually leak info from Zoom calls? Here's a study into it

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Call me crazy

But here in France, they are lunettes!

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Decker already did it...

Enhance 224 to 176.

Enhance.

Stop.

Move in.

Stop.

Move in.

Stop.

Pull out, track right.

Stop.

Center and pull back.

Stop.

Track 45 right.

Stop.

Center and stop.

Enhance 34 to 36.

Pan right and pull back.

Stop.

Enhance 34 to 46.

Pull back.

Wait a minute.

Go right.

Stop.

Enhance 57-19.

Stop.

Track 45 left

Stop.

Enhance 15-23

Gimme a hard copy right there…

Don't say Pentium or Celeron anymore, it's just Processor now, says Intel

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ashamed of their past?

Just a thought...

Ex-Broadcom engineer asks for house arrest over IP theft

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Re: What he said isn't relevant, what he did is.

No individual worker had the big picture... Daniel Jackson did this when he was uber-smart in one episode of SG-1, Sam caught him? Coincidence? Sam or Uncle Sam!

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Re: What he said isn't relevant, what he did is.

"What if he took the information in his head? - like we all do when we leave a job."

I thought the same thing when I left my previous employer 8 months ago. An ex-colleague and still very good buddy messaged me recently asking about something(now his responsibility) I worked with for 10 years, and could NOT for the life of me remember the answer he needed. Disheartening really... Perhaps it's because I'm in the same boat as the defendant, the years ahead are much shorter than the years behind, and as much as I would like to think it, the memory isn't what it used to be... The information I may reproduce may look like something out of the Telephone game.

Keeping printers quiet broke disk drives, thanks to very fuzzy logic

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Childcatcher

shag and wang in the same story?!!

As George Takei would say "Oh My!"

Anti-Metaverse package 'explosion' at college VR lab probed by investigators

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Sarah Connor

Is that you? Gotta get Skynet before it gets us!

Google faces fines of up to $25.4b in UK and EU ad tech case

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Re: "could face claims of up to €25 billion"

^^came to say this^^. +1. The check is lost in the mail!

Ex-Googler Eric Schmidt's think tank warns China could win global tech race

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news?

I've been saying this for sometime now. It will be really sad once China does make that quantum leap ahead of the rest of the world, I doubt they will say "Hey it's ok, we won't take advantage of the situation!

Chinese researchers make car glide 35mm above ground in maglev test

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Re: The future has arrived ... at last ... maybe!

And our personal JetPak!

Musk seeks yet another excuse to get out of Twitter buyout: This time it's Mudge's severance check

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Alert

OMG!

I'm running out of popcorn! Anyone else??

Chemical plant taken offline by the best one of all: C8H10N4O2

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Re: Better yet...

light-hearted ribbing...

...like ribbed condoms?!! Dat der is some protection!

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Re: Better yet...

I wish El Reg let us post pics, I had a user do the same thing, and I have the pix to prove it, somewhere...

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Facepalm

Better yet...

Ever opened a computer that had drank the coffee, and didn't keel over? One that keep running and was only opened during a schedule routine maintenance? Ughhh, what a horrible smell, what a gooey mess, I think it was cafe au lait...

Meta disbands Responsible Innovation team, spreads it out over Facebook and co

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Holmes

Not to be confused with Hot or Not website!

Just try viewing the website without a Farcebook login...

https://www.hotornot.com/ redirects to...

https://chatdate.app/

Icon for Where's Paris Hilton Icon!!

BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM

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Pint

Re: Pedantic description alert!

Bub

Stands for ‘Barely Useful Body.’ Sometimes used in a derogatory manner, but sometimes used to describe someone who’s been injured or physically unable to perform 100 percent. Either way, it hurts the ego.

https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/navy-sailor-insults/

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Re: Pedantic description alert!

You forgot Bub...

Barely usable body, old navy term from what I've been told.

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Boffin

So...

The BOFH and The PFY are TCB and listening to BTO?

Thank ya Darlin' Thank ya very much!

Extra points for knowing the TCB reference to the KORR

Using the datacenter as a dining room destroyed the platters that matter

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Coffee/keyboard

Smaller buddies

I once had the pleasure of assisting a user who wasn't the neatest person. They ate constantly at their desk. One day the keyboard quit working properly. The desk was always cluttered with notebooks, binders and lots of empty food wrappers and empty paper cups with remnants of hot chocolate or coffee. They demonstrated the problematic keyboard, and indeed, it missed the T and the A. I decided to swap the keyboard, and upon clearing some of the debris, and moving the keyboard, I saw a hoard of ants crawling about, in and out of the keyboard! I gave them the oldest crappiest keyboard in storage, and promptly took the keyboard back to the office, a daring colleague opened the keyboard, and we found a whole colony of ants going about their business!

Icon is self explanatory, I hope!

No, Apple, you may not sell iPhones without chargers

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Re: Simple Compromise?

NIce idea, but think of all the extra energy expended with shipping just one little charger, packaging and administrative work... I wonder if there is a break even point?

The crime against humanity that is the modern OS desktop, and how to kill it

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Windows

So what went wrong?

Too many people had to justify being busy... let's make change for the sake of change, not for the sake of benefit...

Microsoft mistakenly rated Chromium, Electron as malware

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glass is half full or half empty

But neither Spotify nor Chrome are malware or ransomware (despite their info-harvesting practices).

The glass is empty in my case, no chrome or spotify on my systems.

Google, YouTube ban election trolls ahead of US midterms

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WTF?

Re: We've seen this before

So, the 2016 election was rigged, and nobody pissed and moaned? Shocking in the extreme!

Man wins competition with AI-generated artwork – and some people aren't happy

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WTF?

Re: Understanding my cat

Let me go outside (1 minute later) yowling to be let in.

And sometimes with a disemboweled gift! How the hell do they do that in one minute?

DeFi venture OptiFi permanently locks up $661,000 of assets in code snafu

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Windows

Re: The day my bank offers crypto currency

I've recently seen job offers that will pay crypto... eeerrr, no thanks!

Terminal downgrade saves the day after a client/server heist

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Re: Ah, the equivalent of a modern day rollback!

I see your point... have a pint! and an upvote! I hadn't even had tea yet when I read the article, good catch!

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Ah, the equivalent of a modern day rollback!

Give Walter a cold one for that quick thinking! I have also grabbed an old system of the shelf and put it back in production, I seem to remember a McAfee ePO all in one box that had to be resurrected for a short time while the kinks in the newer system were straightened out.

Goodbye, humans: Call centers 'could save $80b' switching to AI

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Re: Most call center drones are not more useful than chat bots

== Bring us Dabbsy back! ==

I upvote your comment, wish I had many to give your tag line!

Mr. Dabs can be found here:

https://autosaveisforwimps.substack.com/

I too hope he comes back. I bet the clicks are way down, I recently saw one of his columns had over 150 comments, how do comments translate to clicks??

Sorry to hijack the forum!! Situation Publishing are you listening? https://situationpublishing.com/ Perhaps we readers and followers need to ask??

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Just another layer of insulation or is it isolation?

The fact that these companies use an automated assistant to direct your calls gives them another layer of isolation from the customer(whose money they already have) and don't give a flying fsck about the issue at hand...

California to try tackling drought with canal-top solar panels

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Joke

Nexus? Nexux?

Roy, where have I heard that name before?? Or am I going Batty?

Japan to change laws that require use of floppy disks

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Windows

time to sell my floppy disk stock?

When I read the headline, I thought they would continue to require floppy and CDs. There goes the retirement fund.

AI detects 20,000 hidden taxable swimming pools in France, netting €10m

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Re: Chemicals & Services

I'm a bit surprised there was no mention of checking who buys pool chemicals, or provides pool services.

Just moved to a house in France with a pool this year...

Pool services Hahahahaha... Nobody comes out unless you have major work to be done, at least in our area, we called the company who put our pool in (we had no experience) to give us a rundown on the system, no go, not even for fee. We paid cash for our shock and chlorine etc... The rest was up to me to learn as we go.

You can never have too many backups. Also, you can never have too many backups

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Trollface

Just remember...

There are no backups unless they can be restored!

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

The bus stop signs around the Hague in NL are all solar powered... Not sure how long the charge holds, or if there is a backup non-solar source?

Facebook settles Cambridge Analytica class action for undisclosed amount

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It is a measure of how desperate Zuckerberg is to avoid answering questions

No... It's the Meta lawyers knowing he will shoot himself and the company in the foot again. I get the feeling Zuck is a sociopath, and welcomes his moment in the spotlight.

77% of security leaders fear we’re in perpetual cyberwar from now on

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Big Brother

Just a another front

Cyber warfare, just another front of WW III that's been going on for years without it being named as such.

Now Oktapus gets access to some DoorDash customer info via phishing attack

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FAIL

As a kid with landlines

I once got a phone call from a friend, cool, but then he proceeded to ask me if? I was at home... ?? My response was 'what number did you dial?'

Wait, you have my username, and probably password, but you want to know it?

If you don't know where you are, you're lost!

Doctor gave patients the wrong test results due to 'printer problems'

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Re: They should feel "our" pain

But like the mentor said, sometimes it's easier to fix the solution. I would rather have a nice cuppa rather than try to educate someone who clearly shouldn't be allowed near a computer at any time. I hate it when people get hired for a job that requires a computer, but are afraid to touch it...

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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Coffee/keyboard

Clean up in aisle 3

in clear danger of wetting himself in his excitement. This was a tea out the nose moment! Time to change my shirt...

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Coat

I hope this is a temporary setback, I remember the SFTW hiatus, and wasn't there one for Simon and theBOFH too?

First, Paris, now Dabbsy? Is there a pattern emerging?

My coat, I hope I don't have to put it on permanently, and close the El Reg door on my way out...

Attacker snags account details from streaming service Plex

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Plex...

I tried to use it, had to create an account, reluctantly did that, then it was down hill, where's this we can't find that...

If they have my login, I'm not really sure if anything is lost?

My login name and password are unique to me... only email address is reused anywhere ;-}

Meta offers $37.5m to settle location tracking lawsuit

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Re: How can this be stopped?

Moral of this story:

Don't put your hen in that house? Or Don't use FB or IG or TT or any of these social platforms where your hen is at risk...

In a time before calculators, going the extra mile at work sometimes didn't add up

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Terminator

And don't work too fast either!

My Grandpa told me a story about a factory where he once worked. Turns out there was an unspoken quota among the workers, don't produce over x amount of widgets a week even though you were paid by the number of widgets you produced. One summer a young guy between semesters at a nearby university start working at the factory, and the first week he doubled what the veterans produced. The second week his co-workers had a friendly chat with him, and explained the 'quota'. That second week he still produced twice what the others were doing. On Monday of the third week, he showed up to work with a broken nose and two black eyes. That week he produced the same amount as everybody else...

Ex-HP finance manager jailed after going on $5m spending spree using company plastic

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Facepalm

so many mistakes...

linked to a personal account?? big ticket items. Didn't quit when she was ahead...

We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

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Headmaster

Re: "Wait for the 30-second ad for some crappy game to finish playing"

...followed by my wife asking me who I'm yelling at to fuck off when I'm sat on the loo doing my Duolingo...

I paid for Unlimited, I needed more Duo than 3 mistakes a day... I use it multiple times a day, I'm still not speaking French très bien...