* Posts by Alan Brown

16473 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Feb 2008

BT engineers - missed appointments

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Re: Who'd want to be a BT Engineer

"The aim is to replace them with less qualified people on 'cheaper' contracts"

Hence why BT is taking on hundreds of ex-squaddies as contractors. It's not about giving them jobs, although that makes a nice soundbite. They'll be out on their collective ear as soon as their purpose is served.(*)

(*) It's trivial to get rid of contractors, which is why they're setup like that instead of as employees.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: About a month ago, my phoneline went off.

FWIWm, that's probably a DC fault. DSL operates at radio frequencies so it often continues to work (badly) when there's a minor break in the cable pair.

Federal lawyers, MIT threatened following Aaron Swartz' death

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Justice has nothing to do with it.

The very first thing taught in law courses is that what is in place is a LEGAL system and it is not a JUSTICE system in any way shape or form.

Calling it a "ministry of justice" is no different to the newspeak which renamed a certain govt department to the "Ministry of Defence". Calling it a ministry of "law and order" would be far more accurate (department of Law and Order for the USAians here)

Once you understand that, a lot of the other pieces fall into place. Just because legal system decisions usually result in justice being done is no guarantee this will always happen - or that it is required in the current scheme of things.

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Re: Oh the irony!

It strikes me that more appropriate postcards would feature the people concerned in bright orange jumpsuits, or their personal details on unemployment welfare applications forms.

BitTorrent opens kimono, gets out one-to-many streaming tool

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Re: BT Multicast!

Except multicast usually doesn't work because most ISPs refuse to support it.

This appears a reasonable compromise regarding ISP pigheadedness.

Lotsa lasers an option for the Next Big Physics

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Re: Thinking, Thinking...

These days "new and interesting" tends to mean "smaller and more exactly targetted"

Eg: Why drop a 20 ton bomb on a bunker when a 1kg UAV might be able to fly in the air ducts and deliver the payload exactly next to $BADGUY? Especially when $BADGUY hides his bunker under a civilian air raid shelter packed with 200-500 bystanders. Even military bods understand bad publicity.

Call centers under attack in targeted cyber-blackmail scheme

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Re: HSBC Call Centre sweatshops manage this already ...

"As for 'tracing' calls, all digital calls for over 15-20 years include all information needed including the call originator."

Yes, but..... the SS7 system assumes that everyone along the chain is trustworthy. There's even less concept of security in the world's phone switching network than there is in BGP. It only takes one bad actor to screw things up - and it's pretty clear there is way more than one bad actor with access to international routing systems.

Net neutrality? We've heard of it, says Ofcom

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Re: In the future

Yup, until fucktard ISP1 blocks VPNs. (It's already happening on some networks)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Your best bet is to complain to the ASA then.

They seem to be taking an interest in this very issue (they've already nailed a bunch of ads on "no buffering", "unlimited internet" and other claims). Just be very clear on the issues that you're raising with them and nominate a couple of advertisers whose advertising is misleading.

They're also very big on stompig on practices where the large print giveth and the small print taketh away - they've forced a nuimber of ads to be rewritten so that tiny fast scrolling stuff is made more visible for those without 100/20 vision and a 1000wpm reading speed.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Back to the ASA then.

They understand that advertising something as "Internet", with things like skype crippled is "not on".

Especially now that MSN is about to be switched off and all users are expected tp migrate to Skype.

BIGGEST DDoS in history FAILS to slash interweb arteries

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apart from the DDoS

It looks like Cyberbunker/c3rob were playing other games:

https://greenhost.nl/2013/03/21/spam-not-spam-tracking-hijacked-spamhaus-ip/

Why AS 34109 isn't widely shitholed is a matter of conjecture.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: I'm sure we'll see more of this

All the spoofing in the world won't help attackers much if you simply use the allow-query{} directive in your bond9 config file

in options.conf - allowquery{localnets;}; (add networks which should be making recursive requests to this entry)

For each zone you serve (ie, are authoritative for), add "allow-query{any;};" in the zonefile.

Problem solved - The great unwashed can't use your DNS server as a resolver, EXCEPT for domains you want to make available.

Other DNS servers exist and they all have variants of allow-query. You should also lock down allow-transfer, but that's already been done as part of general security locksdowns, hasn't it?

Production-ready ZFS offers cosmic-scale storage for Linux

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Re: Add / Remove disks?

Not at all. For starters, you need something to recover when one of the lusers types "rm -rf /path/to/dir/ *" - which happens depressingly often, leaving them wondering where all that source code went.

You can mitigate this by keeping rolling snapshots over the last few hours/days or use a VMS style FS (which requires an explicit purge) but users will still find ways of losig data or not realise they needed it until the snapsots have expired.

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Re: Gordon BTRFS? You must be joking...

"Cluster file systems are very specialized, and there are only 3 real cluster file systems out there with any traction: GFS, OCFS, and VCFS."

Having used GFS extensively, I'd say that for more than a small cluster/a couple of TB, you're better off running Gluster on top of ZFS. We've wasted several man-years of effort trying to keep GFS clusters together and come to the conclusoin that it's the part of our "Highly-available" setup which torpedoes the "highly available" part.

Can't speak for the other FSes, but experience on several sites with multiple vendors shows that clustered setups have a helluva difficulty scaling under serious load - things work ok when testing but tend to break when you want them to do serious work, or when the serious work gets beyond N size and X requests. There's a reason why noone's managed to recreate the reliability of TruCluster (which got killed off by HP) and it comes down to "it's bloody hard to make things all work in sync"

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if you don't enable deduplication then the memory requirements aren't anywhere near as heavy - and for a lot of loads deduping isn't needed (eg, anything already compressed, images, mp3s, movie files and astrophysics data) .

In any case, needing 8Gb ram isn't a big deal wioth today's ram prices (Not that my setup uses anything like that much for 32Tb of storage - and bearing in mind that the rule of thumb for ext4 on fileservers is 1Gb per Tb of storage)

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Re: XFS

Amen. That's why I stopped using XFS

BTRFS may be lots of things, but it's not particularly robust. That's why I stopped using it.

ZFS (so far) has been bulletproof. As for Linux versions, it's available for Debian/Ubuntu and Redhat/clones

If you want a commercially supported version, there's Nexenta.

They all work - and ZFS is the only FS for linux which can detect and repair disk ECC failures (others can detect, but not repair)

IT Pro confession: How I helped in the BIGGEST DDoS OF ALL TIME

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Re: I wonder if most other servers were as "badly" configured as Trevor's?

Yes they are. Wide open is the default setting for Bind. Even DJB and MS wwere wide open last time I looked.

It's the same mentality which STILL defines any DNS entries in zonefiles with zero padding as octal, despite the RFC explicitly stating that IPv4 addresses are dotted decimals. I got royally flamed when I pointed that particular "issue" out 18 years ago and asked that the RFC or the software be altered for consistency (given they were written by the same person, it didn't seem to be an unreasonable request). Not long after that, spammers started using dotted and long hex/binary/octal/decimal URLs in spam (It took filter authors to nail that down. Bind is still open to that abuse)

Alan Brown Silver badge
WTF?

oh for fuck's sake.

The "fix" is easy.

in general options you set "allow query {localnets;}" (and any networks you think should be allowed to make general recursive queries)

Then in each zone file you add "allow query {any;}"

Porblem solved. You won't send answers for domains you're not authoritative for, except to explicitly defined networks

It's not fucking rocket science, it's not hard and above all, it was what I was recommending 15 years ago to keep leeches off of DNS servers. You don't need DNSSEC or any of the other bullshit to reduce the nuisance factor of an open DNS server.

Additional hacks to rate limit responses have been published. These and DNSSEC help a bit, but not as much as the simple (in most cases 1 line) config change above.

FBI on trial for warrantless Stingray mobile spying

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Re: FISA no longer applicable?

"hey most likely still collect illegally, but its inadmissable as evidence"

I'd like to meet a judge with the balls to recommend that the illegal gatherers face criminal charges,

That'd ruffle a few feathers in Fed-ville.

Entire internet credits snapper for taking great pic while actually dead

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steganography is usually trashed the first time an image is edited. Watermarks often persist.

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Re: Systems architect here

"Don't tell my mother I'm an IT specialist. She thinks I'm a piano player in a Brothel"

Boffins birth man-sized military ROBOT JELLYFISH

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Re: It is scary week all right

As my mother's dogs discovered the hard way, running over a dead and drying box jellyfish in bare feet can still feel like being lazed by an unfriendly shark.

I wonder if cryo will still have any zap when he goes flat.

Apple files patent for iPhone with wraparound display

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Prior art

Samsung, as others have mentioned -

Plus

Shatner's Tekwar TV series.

Gibson's various books.

Apple can only patent a particular working model. The concept is at least 30 years old. (probably older if you count those old projection lampshades that used to populate kids bedrooms)

Congress plans to make computer crime law much, much worse

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Re: New film

you mean "Land of the Fee"

The Braves live on reservations.

Sprint, Softbank to swear off Huawei kit as condition of merger

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Re: Oh Please

Or cisco.

Texas judge sends Uniloc packing in Rackspace patent suit

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Um.....

"Uniloc's patent describes a process where you round the numbers first and then do the arithmetic"

Doing that in solar system simulations has planets flying wildly - space:1999 style - in short order.

That notwithstanding, you'd be surprised how many astrophysicists attempt to do things in that order and wonder why the results don't look like real life.

BIGGEST DDoS ATTACK IN HISTORY hammers Spamhaus

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Re: Filtering spoofed packets

It's been just over a decade since I gave up trying to get ISPs and NSPs to filter "wrong" packets from egressing their networks (or ingressing from customer ones)

The uniform response was "our routers can't handle the load"

I understand (from those still carrying the torch) that's still the uniform response.

Companies have zero concience. They don't care if their customers are abusing the networks, as long as they get paid - and the only way to make them care is to make it hurt - a lot. In that respect it's actually easier to train an amoeba. At least those have some semblence of "memory"

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Does spam actually have a purpose?

There's a school of thought that says it may be used as stegenographic cover for various activities.

This usually comes from the same school of thought whih suggests Robert McNamara, Alex Plutonium and Serdar Argic's(*) rant-filled missives may have contained coded messages to intelligence operatives.

And which also suggests that all those pictures of Claudia Schiffer in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica contained encrypted text files detailing a lot of nazi-linked information the West German government would have preferred wasn't public.

(*)It's been a couple of decades. I may have mixed the names up.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Source IP filtering

By the same token, spam is only going to start coming under control when more attention is paid overall to what's leaving the network than to filtering the crap that's coming in because nobody else bothers.

Outfits like spamhaus are only the start of what's needed.

Alan Brown Silver badge

"Thought you had to have control of your own DNS server to pull off this type of amplification attack"

Nope. Just send requests.

Ir should be mentioned that running open DNS servers has been regarded as bad practice for as long as running open mail relays has. I locked mine down nearly 20 years ago when I found an organisation leeching off 'em instead of running their own one.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: I hope we can all agree...

"And it points out the flaws in using a 30+ year old network protocol no matter who well designed it was originally. Still the successor is big pile of shit in many ways imho."

As with ICMP attacks this can be mitigated by incorporating throttling into the NS server code. No legit IP wil be making more than 1 request per second for the same information for starters, and very few will be making hundreds of requests per second, thanks to long-established caching algorithms.

The hard part is getting people to actually implement fixes/tweaks.

ASA says 'unlimited' broadband can have 'moderate' limits on it

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"moderate restrictions"

AIUI the ASA was referring to peak traffic management. If they actually meant that it's OK to cap a user for going over an arbitrary level on an "unlimited" account then they need a rocket under 'em.

It's worth noting a few things:

1: The ASA actually did something. Ofcom and OFT have both been studiously ignoring complaints about "unlimited, oh not really" shit since time immemorial.

2: The ASA is a trade association. Ofcom and OFT are govt departments

3: Ofcom (in particular) is full of people marking tim until they nove onto jobs in Telco/ISP management. Make of that what you will.

Orange is the new TalkTalk of the broadband complaints league

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Re: Orange are shit

"They are a phone and communications company whose complaints department will only allow themselves to be contacted by a PO box number, this should be fair warning in itself."

They're not exactly the only one of the sorry bunch in the "most complained about" league who pull that stunt.

And yes, it should be fair warning.

Wealthy London NIMBYs grit teeth, welcome 'ugly' fibre cabinets

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The real issue

Isn't the FTTC boxes.

K&C NIMBYs have been on a jihad for years to keep "eeeevil" mobile phone masts from radiating their childrens' brains. Once objections to the poles (usually modfied lamposts for urban in-fill work) started being struck down they started objecting to the cabinets on visual grounds.

(Twits don't understand inverse square laws, or how having a nearby base station reduces the mobile's transmit power, so they'll happily let kids play with wifi kit or carry mobile phones)

If they started objecting to one type of cabinet and not another, all objections would collapse. Hopefully the idiocy is now over and the vast majority of K&C residents can get decent broadband AND mobile signals.

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"Opposition to the cabinets has now collapsed"

This has as much to do with councillers that blocking the boxes could result in losing their seats as it does with anything else (including the issue that planning committee members can be found personally responsible for legal costs associated with politically motivated planning decisions)

NIMBYs are a very small group in K&C, even if they're exceedingly vocal. They're even louder when they get overruled.

Dragon capsule makes fiery entrance, safe splashdown

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Devil

They do not have a laundry on the ISS.

Unless you're a Cat, then you can do your own.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Your science is rubbish

Did you prefer salt or beer to keep them under control?

Oz shop slaps browsers with $5 just looking fee

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Re: Weird as it sounds...I understand.

"I used to build computers and sell parts. I don't anymore.

People call me up on the phone or ask me questions about all manner of hardware and ssoftware issues."

You were in the wrong business. GIviong advise is called consultancy and is a nice earner for those who do it. :)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: How Microsoftian

"I can't speak for Oz but it was noticeable in NZ before xmas that gluten free stuff and options were much more common than they are here in Blighty."

A large proportion of NZers have irish-derived ancestry and the coeliac rate in that country is the highest in the world. NZ isn't far behind, but awareness has only really been spreading in the last 15 years.

In the 1990s it wasn't that uncommon for companies selling foodstuffs to substitute wheatflour for cornflour if they were caught short - without changing the labelling. In extreme cases that can put people in hospital (one of my schoolfriends is an extreme case. Coeliac cost him a lot of bone damage and all his teeth

Ironically, given dairy products are the single largest export from NZ, it has one of the world's highest awarenesses of lactose intolerance. (it was research there which gave the realisation that lactose tolerance in adults is the mutation, not the norm).

Off-the-shelf optics kit tweaked for bonkers performance

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no fucking use whatsoever

If your incumBENT telco refuses to supply dark fibre and actively obstructs others supplying it.

Printed electronics firm prints more money in quest for safer poultry

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That's Tesco buggered

Or more likely they'll simply refuse to buy anything with packaging showing that the stackers routinely let the frozens thaw.

Actually for simple over/under temperature and shock indication there are already one-shot devices available and cheap enough to be used on consumer packaging. The fact that they're not routinely used says a lot about the supply chain.

Rubbish IT means DEATH for UK Border Agency, announces May

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About damned time

BUT..... they'll replace a crap IT system with a crap IT system - because doing otherwise will result in the civil service being more efficient and shedding staff (Bloated departments full of civil serviants shifting paperwork is just another way of hiding real unemployment figures)

Revenue and customs is even worse than the UKBA. Computerisation is supposed to reduce manual requirements, not increase them by 400%

Oracle's new T5 Sparcs boost scalability in chip and chassis

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Re: humm x86 anyone?

"The main problem w/ x86 is the CAP theorem: out of Consistency, Availability and Partitioning you can pick only 2"

Not to mention the elephant in the room which is power consumption. X86 is still way less efficient than everything else.

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Re: SPARC lol

"There won't be Itanium though."

There will be, but not the way you're thinking. Quite a bit of Itanium-ness is making its way into the X86 line at hardware level.

Want faster fibre? Get rid of the glass

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FWIW

Propagation speed in waveguide is about 0.47 - perhaps not the best analogy to use :)

'End the commercial-in-confidence CROOKS' CHARTER', gov told

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Re: You couldn't make it up

Seems to me that they should be hung out to dry by the CIO for having signed such contracts.

Japan's rare earth discovery bad news for China's monopoly plans

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all that chinese thorium

Isn't such a "pollutant" as an unused resource. There's a reason they're looking at thorium for energy.

WRT labour costs - as soon as it gets high enough that automation is a viable alternative, you can move manufacturing/assembly anywhere on the planet.

Robots cost the same everywhere, plus or minus energy costs. They don't strike, don't need shift breaks and they don't need accomodation blocks. There are other issues (such as having paying customers to buy the products) which were raised 40 years ago by Alvin Toffler et al, but societies have proven remarkably resiliant to changes over the last few decades and will be in future once economists get weaned off the idea that growth (economic and population) must be endless.

ICO clamps down on nuisance calls, slaps £90k fine on Glasgow firm

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: You what?

"Does that mean that they can't be bothered with 'only' hundreds of complaints"

Yes

Voda: Brit kids will drown in TIDAL WAVE of FILTH - it's all Ofcom's fault

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Also Fix Landline & Broadband for Duration of Contract

"How often have you signed up for a year at one price only to have a price increase imposed after a month or two"

AIUI when this happens you have the option of walking away from the contract, penalty-free.

As others have pointed out, contracts have to have 2 parties in agreement.

Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski

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Re: Thankyou

Contrary to popular opinion, it IS possible to finish the HHGTTG text advernture wihtout resorting to cheat sheets.

I know, I did it. Lots of alcohol at 3am helps.