* Posts by Alan Brown

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When old Microsoft codenames crop up in curious places

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Re: SkyDrive and Waffle

"Also Teams is still correctly called Waffle in many places..."

Teams is the legendary 1.65 release?

We told Post Office about system problems at the highest level, Fujitsu tells Horizon Inquiry

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Re: Liars the lot of them

It's worth noting that "limited liability" only shields shareholders from financial fallout and means at worst they lose everything invested (rather than being hit up for additional monies owed)

Management is not shielded from criminal prosecution or liability for unlawful actions, despite the marked reluctance of British authorities to do this in the case of large organisations

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Re: Dog Fight

It probably will, but actual proof that Post Office senior staff and board were being informed of the problems means that - in the words of a New Zealand enquiry judge - they've been presenting "an organised litany of lies" - in this case to avoid criminal prosecution rather than to simply deflect responsiblity

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Time to produce the audit trail

Telling the enquiry is one thing

Providing the emails is another - and anyone in a CYA situation like this will have kept them

Letting the enquiry run its length with Post Office claiming they didn't know and then presenting evidence that they DID know all along is a true Perry Mason moment and if it's true exposes the utter venality of Vennells and the rest of the board

US airspace closures, lack of answers deepen East Coast drone mystery

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Re: The Feds know what's going on

"The drones in question were CLAIMED TO BE the size of a car"

FTFY

You're assuming there were drones in the first place and you don't need "drone tracking tech" to follow something that large on primary radar in any case

In other news there are reports of drones buzzing USAF bases in Britain and it strikes me that if I was a "hostile actor", seeding "stories of drones" could be a way of causing vastly more transport disruption than actually acquiring and flying drones

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Observations

1: The increase in "drone sightings" around airports bears a direct and inverse relationship with the number of "bird sightings" around airports

2: There are a lot more eyes in aircraft approach paths than not in aircraft approach paths

3: It's incredibly difficult to estimate size and distance of things in the air from another fast moving platform in the air unless you ALREADY KNOW how big the thing is that you're looking at

#1 is a classic example of "priming" - I can say as a pilot of a LIGHT plane having a combination of birdstrike and near miss (flock of ducks), that I only got a tiny flash of the mallard I almost hit and didn't even see the one I did hit - and that was at 60 mph, not 180mph. Any pilot giving a detailed description of drones is "suspect" in my eyes (and as we saw at Heathrow, a "drone" might just be a plastic bag)

#2 should be obvious. More eyes means more opportunities to see "something" - even if it's a plastic bag caught in thermals

This has all the hallmarks of a "moral panic"

systemd begrudgingly drops a safety net while a challenger appears, GNU Shepherd 1.0

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Re: 42% less unix philosophy

> The response from the systemd dev team when trying to do this is oftentimes "Well, why would you do that?" when we've filed bug reports

This is something I usually expect to see from German programmers and is bad enough that it has a name: "The Teutonic blind spot"

Defined as "We don't see why you need/want to do that, so we won't do it" (See: Cupholders - and when they DO implement it, the results tend to be baroque overcomplication rather than utilitarian)

China's homebrew Bluetooth alternative is on the march as Beijing pushes universal remotes

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Re: Does the S is Starflash stand for SystemD?

"my smartphone already does it all, except for the IR remote bit."

My Galaxy Note 4 had IR. Newer phones don't (which was a retrograde step in my opinion)

Europe signs off on €10.6B IRIS² satellite broadband deal

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The same could be said for Globalstar (GPS) - and was one of the compelling reasons for EU/China/India/Japan/Russia to develop their own GNSS systems

At which point the USA started threatening to shoot down navigation satellites if countries didn't disable GNSS services when it demanded they be disabled

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Yes, but not for the reasons you're thinking of

Space thinking at government level is still predicated on expensive launches - and they're no longer expensive

More effort needs to be expended on the issue of space junk and orbital cleaning - which at the moment is ALSO predicated on expensive launches and concentrates on things we can see/avoid anyway, rather than the actual dangerous stuff

OK, yes, there's value in deorbiting dead boosters, etc, but the large stuff is 0.1% of what's whizzing about, in the overall scheme of things. A much bigger problem is that space flotsam/jetsam is "owned" rather than "open" and deorbiting a piece of XYZ country's junk without explicit permission can be taken as an act of war on that country. This simply doesn't scale down to the clouds of crud resulting from smaller collisions but acts as a handbrake on developing groundbased cleanup systems such as Laser Brooms

New treaties are needed to define dead or abandoned items or create a "neutral" agency which can start bringing down garbage

Guide for the perplexed – Google is no longer the best search engine

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Re: This was predicted - in El Reg - years ago.

"Governments deciding what technology they want to succeed is even worse"

It's not as if industry has a better track record when it comes to deciding which horse to back

In the end the "good enough" one has almost always won out despite mandates for the "perfect" (or more frequently, the "more convenient/profitable")

Google signed its own long-term death warrant by taking on the poison pill of Doubleclick. The reverse takeover which ensued was fairly predictable and set the stage for it to start stagnating

Open source router firmware project OpenWrt ships its own entirely repairable hardware

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"...I wanted to channel-bond..."

Bear in mind that channel bonding seldom gets you a faster connection between individual machines. It's only worthwhile if you have a lot of high speed clients and in a home lan setup that's relatively rare

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Re: So WiFi only for client connections. Really?

"If you're looking to segregate your network for security. VLANs will require a much more expensive switch"

Not much more expensive these days

Yes, I get that a 5 port dumb switch is a tenner, but paying $40 for vlans and web manglement isn't a hardship

Contrary to some, traceroute is very real – I should know, I helped make it work

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Re: Traceroute for voice telecoms ?

There's an "originating number" buried a few layers further down than CLID which is used for billing purposes and this is what the Telcos get very upset about when it's tampered with (mostly because they don't get paid)

Unfortunately the entire telco routing system works on the basis of anyone with access to the system being trusted, whjich simply isn't the case - as we saw in the 1990s with porn numbers being answered in Bracknell, using unallocated Niue numbering ranges (without the knowledge or permission of the Niue government)

Telephone number range hijacking is an even older problem than IP range hijacking and as we're seeing with VOIP providers, there's little security for injection of spoofed caller-origin (and CLID) data

Telcos get terminating revenue (typically 1/3 of the total call cost), so it's in their financial interest to route even spam calls (and is a "joint and several liability" path for responsibility that might be explored despite their "common carrier" claims). The recent "crackdown" on spoofed calls "to protect consumers" is nothing of the sort and all about telcos finding that the billing information has been falsified, so they're not being paid to terminate calls

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Re: Holy Wars

"And then having to explain to customers that a 1500byte packet ain't going to fit down an xDSL circuit with a 1492byte MTU, and if you've set the DF bit, it's going to end up in the bit bucket.."

I remember a large bank doing that and then telling customers on DSL that "You're the only one having that problem" when their Internet Banking portal failed to work as expected

At the time DSL had only just been launched and the vast majority of users were still on dialup, but a nice journalist pointed out that they'd told more than 1000 people that particular porkie

It still took over 6 months to be remedied

US military grounds entire Osprey tiltrotor fleet over safety concerns

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Re: An interesting concept

Rotodyne's rotor was only powered for vertical flight and in transition. It was an autogyro for forward flight

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Re: An interesting concept

Yes, with horrific added complexity - something like 36 links in the interconnecting drive shaft in the wing (no straight line possible)

That interconnection was (and is) one of the major reliability issues in bringing the thing into service

China's Salt Typhoon recorded top American officials' calls, says White House

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Re: So all those billions

No need for a conspiracy theory hat. It was clearly political payback for Cisco doing what it was told by the NSA et al

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Re: Oh noe!

"for years"

For a couple of centuries. The entire USA industrial revolution was built on State-sponsored industrial espionage andf rampant intellectual property theft

Anyone who believes it stopped after WW2 should think again

Europe's largest local authority settles on ERP budget 5x original estimate

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3 "That change you wanted is outside the scope of the contract and is a chargable extra item"

Goalpost shifting and unworkable initial specs are the norm. Messrs Dunning and Kruger would have a field day studying a lot of orgs and the senior staff therein

Techie left 'For support, contact me' sign on a server. Twenty years later, someone did

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I'm surprised a MSA1000 was still running 10 years later. They had a few.... "issues" and I was quite glad to get rid of ours

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Re: Passwords

"my contract stipulated that I couldn't work for a client within 18 months of resigning and had to give 6 months notice"

IIRC neither of those are legal, so the landsharks would have been able to tear the contracts apart in minutes

That hardware will be more reliable if you stop stabbing it all day

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"The screens survived pretty well, being very tough glass, but IIRC the handsets didn't last. Attempting to retrain the traders was pointless, the handsets were made less fragile..."

The alternative in that scenario is to temporarily make the handsets MORE fragile, such that they actually smash

Once the traders are broken of the testosterone-fuelled habit you can return to more normal ones

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Re: Welcome

A lot of critical kit comes from third parties and CAN'T be wired in (eg: your home router - you don't want that unplugged, do you?)

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Re: Try working with a smart user

"They admitted that they had a set of testers whose job was just to test this (so they ran in full screen) and knew all of the quirks."

Yup. Standard problem.

Also a standard problem that nobody outside of the group is willing to act as tester because they have better things to do

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Re: Testing Times.

The odd part is that when advoicating this kind of thing I've frequently encountered LOTS of resistance from both the workers and manglement

"We don't have time to do this!" is the most common mantra

Stockholm Syndrome really is a thing

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Re: The boxes are labelled on the outside

This is one of the reasons I was always taught to put a big fat cross on the end of any box of widgets in the store-room if it was opened(*). Individual widgets came from that one vs just grabbing a box

(*) Over the label, sometimes both ends, but our stores guys were insistent on labels facing outwards for readability and efficiency - it was only an issue when new juniorswere being trained and the worst offenders would be put on "fetching" duty, which quickly taught them the value of having the labels where they could be read

Huawei handed 2,596,148,429,267,413,
814,265,248,164,610,048 IPv6 addresses

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Re: Overkill

would you really want to have to redo everything AGAIN when 2^80 fills up?

If you're going to do something as fundamental as the addressing change needed it's better to not have to do it again for the forseeable future

IPv6 has been around for 30 years and we still haven't retired IPv4 - which was less than 20 years old at the time but already creaking

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Re: I have one major worry about IPv6

"With NAT you have a set of options"

NAT is not a firewall. Firewalls are not NAT

If you're relying on the _small_ accidental protection that NAT confers, then you've already lost the security game. All it takes is one device tunnelling out of your network (eg: Most network cameras/DVRs) and you're toast

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Re: Good for Huawei

Yup, exactly that.

As one of the NAT pioneers I frequently wish we hadn't started using it. It's caused vastly more problems than it ever solved

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Re: Good for Huawei

And at least some of those kludges put the entire NATed subnet at risk (eg: Mirai propagates almost exclusively on network cameras that have tunnelled back to a portal on the maker's network)

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Don't think of these allocations in terms of numbers of addresses

They're SUPPOSED to be a red/black routing tree - very sparse tables, not dense ones

IPv4 was supposed to be a routing protocol too, but it got kludged when it became clear that better addressing systems weren't coming in time to cater for the rapidly increasing number of machines on the Internet(ARPANet)

In the IPv4 case, A.B.C.D was supposed to be "site","department","subnet","device" and it wasn't envisaged there would be more than 90 sites on ARPAnet at the time

The kludging of IPv4 is WHY we have the unholy terror that's BGP - and IPv4 itself was a kludge even before the switch to dense-mode packing intended to only be in service for a couple of years

Ironically the original proposals for IPv4 had 128 bit addressing instead of 32 bit but was trimmed because it argued as being was too big to be practical and a memory hog

Raving on about the number of possible addresses is counterproductive and greatly impedes rollout speed.

It's not about the numbers, it's about not having to do it again in the foreseeable future and not needing to have multi-gigabyte routing tables in the memory of the world's core routers

Beijing wants Chinese outfits to seek alternatives to US silicon

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RiscV in China is scaling up as a direct response to the sanctions being loaded onto ARM designs

None of these sanctions will "stop" China in any case. Best case scenario is that it slows them down a little - but it should be noted that easy access to foreign technology reduces the incentive to push indigenous development hard and allows that sector to be playing "catchup" forever

Once indigenous designs are the ONLY game allowed in town, serious money gets poured into making them better and China ends up pushing its way well ahead of the competition

End result is that the USA hegemony gets broken, but it'll be messy in the meantime

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Re: Rare earths ban isn't that big of a deal

"just as we've been using fly ash in concrete for years"

Whilst this is one way of "solving" the problem, it turns out that if LFTRs become a "thing", the concentration of thorium in coal ash slurry lakes is sufficient to justify mining them for fuel - essentially a self-funding way of cleaning up doezens of Superfund sites.

The _2_ largest USA environmental disasters so far this century have been ash slurry dam breaks

LFTRs also solve the rare earths problem by creating a market for the single most common rare earth that drops out of the processing system, fixing the economics of extracting all the others

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Re: Rare earths ban isn't that big of a deal

"The problem isn't mining rare-earth materials but treating them to form usable half-finished products"

It isn't even that: The real problem is thorium

That element makes up more of most rare earth deposits than every other rare earth combined and being slightly radioactive can't be put back in the hole it came from. Isolating it from mining tailings and then sequestering it is what's destroyed the economics of rare earth mines worldwide

China solved the issue about 20 years ago by buying up domestic thorium production and stockpiling it in anticipation of their LFTR projects paying off - it essentially turned Chinese rare earth mines into thorium mines with a rare earth side gig

Also anticipating LFTRs paying off: A 3500MWt LFTR capable of producing enough high quality (ie: seriously hot) thermal energy to replace coal burners and generate dry/supercritical steam is predicted to be around 1/4 the size of coal burners _including the containment building_. Chinese coal power stations tend to have a noticeable patch of unbuilt ground adjacent to the turbine halls which says to me that someone's been planning for the long term in ways that Western economies and politicians simply don't

Fake reviewers face the wrath of Khan

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There's a XKCD for that: https://xkcd.com/1098/

And also one which explains it a little more clearly: https://xkcd.com/937/

Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse

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It would be a nice second choice to having the Rapture actually occur

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Re: Bonkers bunker!

Two ways: By hiring people who enjoy doing it (which makes them dangerous to you) or by hiring people who you have leverage over, such as by threatening their families (which makes them dangerous to you)

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Re: Got news for them

Nuclear war is probably survivable, but extremely unlikely

An oxygen crisis (anoxic event) is not and vastly more likely. Look at what's happening in the Leptav Sea

What all these preppers and doomers forget is that in such a world they'll probably go insane very quickly. The last chapter of Ben Elton's "Stark" should be mandatory reading

They get to do the stuff they can do with all their money BECAUSE of the complexity and Great Unwashed. If "society" goes away they get to live a very bleak (if luxurious) life of limited horizons and unrelenting views of the same few walls - a self-imposed prison sentence

Altman to Musk: Don't go full supervillain – that's so un-American

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Re: He will leverage Trump however he can to personally enrich himself

It doesn't work like that. After a certain point it becomes a high score to beat

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See the last point (Newspeak) in the list expounded by Umberto Eco here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_fascism#Umberto_Eco

No, I can't help – you called the wrong helpdesk, in the wrong place, for the wrong platform

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Re: Evil Midnight

I had a similar problem with faxes for a finance company going to my home number (same number, wrong area code)

Solved by setting up a home office fax and faxing back with "approved" or "rejected, bad credit" written over the front

3 years of complaints didn't stop the calls, but that tactic did

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"7 hour break" rules usually apply when you're on callout and there are usually minimum callout periods too

Start applying those and watch how fast manglement will scramble - especially given "right to disconnect" laws and the penalties for breaching them

Report slams Boeing and NASA over shoddy quality that's delayed SLS blastoff

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Re: IOW.....

Whilst the MD attitude has prevailed, Boeing has been slipping towards this since the beancounters got the upper hand in 1971

The B747 was a massive risk that in the long term sank the company - it just took longer than everyone else's heavies to get there thanks to "first to market" advantage

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Re: Boeing don't have all the money and may have to give some back

Getting above the Karman line is easy, sounding rockets have been proving that for decades

The hard (expensive!) part is going sideways fast enough to miss the ground and BO have yet to demonstrate anything along those lines.

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Re: IOW.....

"Remember Boeing got roughly 2x the award to build "Starliner" as SX got to build Dragon. Build quality? P**s poor."

AND, that was regarded as the "safety bet" because SX was impossibly cheap

McBoing is being shown up, as are large chunks of the entrenched operation - and the probable solution will be to turn SX into a pork-barrel welfare queen as well, rather than kicking asses and taking names

NASA finds Orion heatshield cracks won't cook Artemis II crew

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Re: I have a bad feeling about this ....

"On the other hand, it's possible that the heat shield wasn't designed with skip re-entry in mind - and so met its design spec."

Apollo missions certainly didn't use skipping techniques. There's a reasonable risk of skipping out into an elongated orbit etc, which could last longer than life support can hold out and the primitive computers of the day weren't good enough to keep things in the necessary tight profiles needed to avoid that happening

IIRC it was discussed and discarded as "too risky" at the time, but so was earth-orbit rendezvous, etc. Times have changed to say the least

wrt budgets, the main issue there is "corporate welfare queens" - which has a lot of base causes that mostly come down to heavy political interference in everything

Veteran Microsoft engineer shares some enterprise support tips

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The USA has done some similarly sketchy shit regarding noo-cle-arrr errors

Santa Susannah (the worst nuclear accident on USA soil(+)) was covered up for over 40 years and it's only a little uphill of the San Diego water catchment basin

Field-butchering cows which were under various radioactive clouds(*) - in order to assess iodine uptake, etc - is what directly led to the "alien cattle mutilation" memes.

In that particular case, purchasing cattle offal from aluaghterhouses would have given the same data without raising eyebrows

(*) that the establishment hadn't admitted existed, following atmospheric tests gone wrong or upper atmosphere winds blowing in unexpected directions

(+) Demonstrating that not only does Molten Sodium burn furiously when exposed to air and explodes on contact with water, it can react with pump bearing grease and directly clog up the reactor matrix - a good reason to reconsider playing with such substances in a nuclear environment

Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?

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Re: Mixed bag

not for much longer.

The USA believes it's still the largest market in the world but the reality is that it's now one of 5 around the same size and continuing to behave like the 900 pound gorilla with a bad attitude is increasingly alienating its friends and allies as well as its frenemies

Trump 2 may well be the last straw. We already saw a lot of logistics being rejigged away from USA owned/influenced transport chains in 2020 and whilst that got put on back burner status during Biden's presidency, I've seen a lot of ramping up since Nov 5th

Mercantilist mentality tariff/trade wars are directly what led to both WW1 and WW2 - more obviously so for WW2 as events for the former started 50 years before things started getting "hot"

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Re: Speed is all

"The reason the x86 survived was because it was faster than its competitors and it was compatible."

Just the "compatible" part - and that was simply because it dominated the desktop environment

x86 was slower per clock and per watt than EVERY other competing cpu out there. The others were beaten into server or embedded equipment niches and then died when Intel went after those markets too

MIPS might have stood more of a chance if the Longsoon versions were fully licensed sooner (they actually run emulated x86 almost as fast as real x86) but the very comfortable Windows/Intel partnership essentially destroyed everything by leveraging their effective consumer monopoly into driving competition out in all other CPU spaces

Had Intel taken power consumption a little more seriously in the early 00's it's entirely possible that the entire ARM phone ecosystem might have been stillborn