* Posts by Alan Brown

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UK council selling the farm (and the fire station) to fund ballooning Oracle project

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Re: Burning the furniture to keep warm

The problem is that Oracle (or other vendors) deliver exactly what's specified, ontime and under budget

The bigger issue is that what's specified simply doesn't work and everything past that point is extra costs

30 years ago I was in the middle of a highly acrimonious saga where exactly this happened - and after 5 years of failures + tens of millions the broken system was replaced with an off-the-shelf system that cost a few thousand dollars and was up & running in a week

It worked perfectly but the entire operation was sold off shortly afterwards due to all the bad publicity that had accumulated

UK telco TalkTalk confirms probe into alleged data grab underway

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Re: Am I the only one thinking....

Companies are like amoebas - they CAN be trained, but it takes a hefty punishment repeated a few times to teach them aversion to doing things

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Re: Maths

"Nothing will change until directors limited liability is removed"

Directors don't HAVE limited liability. Shareholders do as a shield if the company goes under but directors are responsible for their decisions

Unfortunately thanks to decades of fat brown envelopes, that doesn't get enforced

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Re: Maths

"the idiot company concerned has retained old data"

Which means they've broken the rules of GDPR. This could get "interesting" and not in a good way for TT

Intel pitches modular PC designs to make repairs less painful

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perspective

"with the estimated annual economic monetary cost of e-waste reaching $37 billion"

On a trade of multiple trillions, or about the same as the british government spaffed all over Dido Harding

The simple reason it's not given high priority is that there's not enough money at stake (and paradoxically, "mining e-waste" frequently has lower concentrations of desireable commodities than raw ore)

UK tax collector's phone service 'deliberately' bad to push users online, say MPs

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Re: tax rules are overly-complex?

It's worth noting that when New Zealand introduced GST and got rid of 4 levels of sales tax, plus simplified income tax to 3 steps, they were able to lay off 30% of the IRD workforce 5 years later, whilst simultaneously reducing overall taxation burden AND increasing net income

Compliance costs are a big deal - both on the payment and collection side. Every percentage point reduced is extra income in the pockets of one or the other party

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Re: And online is not better

> Paper (evidence) is better (for us!) in every way.

Many years ago my flatmate dealt with letters from Inland revenue by phoning them up, etc.

He ended up being heavily penalised as there were NO records of his interactions. Lesson being: "keep it all in writing"

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17 minutes?

"We've improved an utterly unacceptable waiting period to a slightly less utterly unacceptable waiting period"

A whole 17 minutes, on a 70+ minute wait

Once upon a time it was regarded as bad form to have callers waiting more than 3 minutes - and it's quite likely the calls which are being dropped are done in order to reduce that measured delay

One wonders what the stats on abandoned calls is - or if they're bothering to measure it (it's a critical value, for obvious reasons)

AI pothole patrol to snap flaws in Britain's crumbling roads

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FWIW Surrey CC vehmently HATE fixmystreet - mainly because they can't simply mark things as fixed within 24 hours (As shown in a FOI request I filed a few years backi - 75% of reported potholes were marked "fixed" the next day - one particular pothole was reported and closed 40 times in 3 months)

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Re: Or...

In Surrey, it was the Cock Lane Crusader

Pornhub lockdown and fact-free Zuckbots – welcome to 2025

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Re: I find it amusing

"They are very bad people who will strip the skin off babies and eat them for breakfast before holding up their bones for their mothers"

ONLY if it is profitable.

Follow the money. It works for the tech sites, it works for the mobsters and it works for the corporations

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Re: Mobsters did very well out of Prohibition

More to the point in such a case, what advertiser in their right mind would authorise their product being pitched alongside such material?

Advertisers wanting to assert their rights about NOT having adverts showing next to stuff THEY regarded as objectionable is at the crux of Musk's legal posturing towards the people who pay him (those advertisers)

FCC boss urges speedy spectrum auction to fund 'Rip'n'Replace' of Chinese kit

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Re: Carriers winning

I'm willing to bet they're also the ones least affected by Salt Typhoon et al

China isn't the problem

Honda upgrades robot brain into OS for future electric cars

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Re: I Love Computers, But ...

Mitsubishi made that in 2011 - nobody bought it (except crazy folk like me)

Japan's wooden satellite exits International Space Station

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Re: Outgassing?

Outgassing can be studied to a large extent on the ground

A cow-orker who operates vacuum chambers in a space science facility I worked at was fairly dismissive of these proosals and made it clear that "over his dead body" would they go anywhere near his test chambers due to the contamination issues they posed

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Re: Everything burns!

Project HARP was based in Barbados. The 16 inch gun (and several others) is still there today and can be visited when there isn't live firing taking place in the area

There are a few videos on Youtube and other sites about it

Japanese police claim China ran five-year cyberattack campaign targeting local orgs

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Not overly surprised

The standard Japanese response to being informed of security problems was to deny everything, do as little as possible and cover as much up as possible when reporting to the higher-ups. Sometimes they MIGHT change an IP address or port of the reported vulnerablity but nothing more than that

Back in the 1990s we found the best way to get things done was to pass details to Japanese media who'd happily ambush CEOs with very embarassing questions

The rigidly hierarchical nature of Japanese society hasn't changed much despite veneers and they have a saying about "the nail which sticks out gets pounded down" - which is an accurate assessment of the ruthless bullying of anyone non-conforming in schools or businesses (teachers won't intervene and sometimes join in). The result is those at the bottom of the organisational pyramid do as little as possible whilst still being paid - and expecting them to work longer hours just results in LESS work being done, despite appearances

"Punching down, sucking up" is a very real, very tolerated aspect of Japanese society (particularly business)

SpaceX will try satellite deployment on next Starship test

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Re: Important

The moon is likely to prove one of the absolute toughest places to try and establish a presence, vastly more difficult than an asteroid or mars despite the proximity - all thanks to that dust

Apollo's Lunar surface suits were _destroyed_ by the dust in a matter of hours. Both joints and the fabric itself proved susceptible to its abrasiveness - and then there's the issue of silicosis to consider in humans tracking it in from outdoors. There's billions being spent on trying to engineer something that will work - reliably - for extended periods

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Re: Suborbital

"The amount of delta-v required to convert flight 6 to orbital flight was very small"

Technical nitpick: The trajectory _IS_ orbital. It's just that perigee is well inside the atmosphere, with obvious results for continued flight, if things stop working

All that's needed is a circularisation burn to remedy that issue...

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Re: It was

They did offer to carry a "real" payload, but there were no takers and if you have to carry a "mass simulator" why not make it iconic instead of just a lump of steel?

Google's 10-year Chromebook lifeline leaves old laptops headed for silicon cemetery

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Re: Pick one, Google.

"Do No Evil" went away with the poison pill acquisition of Doubleclick

Starlink direct-to-cell is coming to Ukraine

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Re: It's complicated

"I expect that the 2 or 3 watt output from a cellphone probably can make it 500 km or so"

2-3W was analog bag phones. A GSM/3G/4G handset maxes out at 300mW and whilst 2G car phones were allowed up to 8W, those are 30+ years in the past

Second Jeju Air 737-800 experiences mechanical issues following deadly crash

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"MSM is pointing towards a horrifyingly-frequent wrong engine shutdown."

Boeing cockpits are an ergonomic disaster area, which doesn't help when things go pear-shaped

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Re: all airports will need to rethink their design

Virtually all UK airports have the same problem of poor connectivity and/or being hemmed in. Just like railway lines, you can build one in the middle of nowhere and people will immediately build housing near it, then complain about the noise, etc (look at the history of UK's old lines)

It's hardly unique to the UK. The Dutch spent a lot of time and effort making Schipol easily accessible from anywhere in the Randstad as well as protecting the overruns and yet someone still managed to drop a 747 on a block of flats

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Re: re: end of Gatport Airwick runway

Gisborne airport (NZ) is fun too - railway crossing the runway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcnIiYxuzEM

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EMAS relies on landing gear digging in and through the surface and the aircraft being below 80 knots - the design criteria are an intact and largely undamaged set of gear

Belly landings risk skimming over EMAS as the contact pressure is unlikely to be high enough to break the frangible surface and belly skids tend to be LOOOOOOOONG - meaning the speed will likely be higher than the designs maximum for EMAS anyway

Small dragon teeth for rasping the bottom of the aircraft might seem like a reasonable idea but they'd likely rip open fuel tanks and make any fireballs worse rather than actually slowing things down

This kind of sitiation is difficult to deal with and very few airports are designed to cope with a long end-of-runway excursion. Heathrow has the M25 at one end and housing at the other, whilst Gatwick has a motorway and a railway station

It's early days, but my money is on the pilots suffering situational overload, failing to lower the gear (which explains the long landing) and then perhaps trying a go-around instead of just deploying spoilers, etc. The aircraft had a nose-high attitude during the entire skid, which is not what you want if trying to slow down quickly

Oracle's Java price hikes push CIOs to brew new licensing strategies

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"If the organisation is using Oracle DB"

Then it's probably already in deep trouble

(Oracle DB works well as a database. The problems all crop up when Oracle sells you "solutions" built around it)

As many others have said, PgSQL works almost as well as Oracle (if not the same for most applications)

Microsoft adds another problem to the Windows 11 24H2 naughty list

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Re: Danger, Will Robinson

"Lenovo is bad, but they're better than HP or (ick) Dell"

As an example of how bad HP is, one of their updates borked the keyboards on HP desktops

After a long lunch, user thought a cursor meant their computer was cactus

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Re: April 1, 2000.......

Setting the screensaver to banner text: "The system has failed and all data is lost!"

I lost track of the number of users who fell for that one

Fear of Foxconn reportedly driving possible Nissan, Honda and Mitsubishi merger

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Re: Not just Foxconn

I was incorrect, it's only 100V

There are SOME 200V deployments but it's rare (only found in newer builds and not all of them)

Adding to the fun, half the country is 50Hz and the other half is 60Hz

https://www.kepco.co.jp/english/home/denki/01.html

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Re: Not just Foxconn

China stopped subsidising EV manufacture in 2018 and axed purchase tax credits in 2022

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Re: computers on wheels

There's a burgeoning cottage industry in jailbreaking those features, for obvious reasons

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Re: computers on wheels

"Modern vehicles are closed boxes - RTB for pretty much anything"

This is the crux of a lot of problems. Vendor lock-in writ large and loud, with active attacks on those trying to decode proprietary systems

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Re: Not just Foxconn

"At least half the current automakers will no longer exist 10 years from now"

That includes China too. There are currently dozens of new makers and that's not sustainable in the long term

The problem for "traditional" car makers is that they've painted themselves into a corner. The huge crop of wannabe EV makers is proof that the entire market has changed in a similar way to what buggy whip makers saw back at the end of the 19th century

"Market barriers" will only make their problems worse, not better. The Chicken Tax nearly destroyed the USA domestic car industry and pushed drivers into trucks/SUVs because it was more profitable for makers to sell those

The bloat on things like F150s is a direct result of emissions, milage and safety standards being tightened up on smaller trucks. Makers are continuing to chase short term profit and the long-term is someone else's problem

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Re: Not just Foxconn

Japan has entirely missed the boat on EVs for various reasons including:

1: Not wanting to be beholden to China on rare earths/batteries

2: Wildly unsuitable home charging connections (110V makes for VERY slow charging and unlike USA domestic power there's no 220V option)

#2 has made for a virtually nonexistent home market for EVs. Things are changing recently but there's still a lot of consumer resistance

Axiom Space shuffles space station assembly sequence – to get it standalone sooner

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Re: $$$$

"his current threats at cutting into the pork"

Um, no..... he's merely threatening in the style of "Nice pork you have. It'd be a pity if it burned down"

Watchdog deep-sixes job ad that was actually pay-to-play training course

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Re: All over cv-library

They're not going to get slapped until the ASA gets complaints

*hint*

We told Post Office about system problems at the highest level, Fujitsu tells Horizon Inquiry

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Re: Remarkable front

Evidence presented made it clear that she only wanted to be told that things were working correctly and nobody was brave enough to say they weren't for fear of being fired

Having the Queen of Hearts as CEO is bad for business

Ford CEO admits he drives a Chinese electric vehicle and doesn't want to give it up

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That's wasted energy. Chrysler's turbine car exhaust was COOLER than ICEs of the time

Recuperators make a huge difference to efficiency

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Re: Famous prediction

"That's until LFTR or similar reactors are built that will use it to produce electricity."

Which is sooner than most people think. The Chinese rebuild of Oak Ridge's MSRE (TMSR-LF1) has been running a test load of thorium for a while and the results are encouraging (no external processing/conversion needed, at cost of a couple of points on efficiency but the cost savings more than make up that difference. Ditto core power density vs longevity. As with jet engines you can run at TOGO power for a short period or 75% maximum essentially forever

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Re: Famous prediction

Genuine. China stopped subsidising EV manufacture in 2018 and killed all the tax breaks on buying them in 2022

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Re: chargers that won't connect with the app,

In most charging networks, using a credit/debit card or unified card (Looking at YOU, Octopus), attracts a 75-100% pricing premium over using the specific app

There's a lot of gouging going on

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Re: Charging infra (in the US at least) is dying

Teslas may have Ludicrous Mode, but the build quality is at best "meh" and sub-par by non-american standards, despite the innovations in battery and systems manglement

The UI is awful too. There's such a thing as TOO minimalist

Buyers are staying away in droves, but not staying away from other brands.

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Re: Charging infra (in the US at least) is dying

"companies that make cars have not been in the petrol dispensing business"

They were once (actually, the other way around). Boeing owned an airline too (United)

Such vertical integration was regarded as anticompetitive for obvious reasons and broken up

Charging infrastructure approach falls over badly in the USA for various reasons, but the European approach of hefty fines for non-working dispensers is a strong motivator to fix them quickly

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Re: BYD in the US

"They are a BYD supplied skate with the chassis built in England. It's weird to see them driven off the transporter before they are built out."

That's something I'd like to see a video of, just because....

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Re: For years I've wanted this

Except that ICE cars have to be sized for peak power output requirements and the engines are horribly inefficient outside of those conditions

A series hybrid has the motor-generator sized for AVERAGE load and runs at one speed/peak efficiency - which improves fuel economy AND reduces the pollution control gubbins requirements dramatically. Most of the complexity of ICE drivetrains is because of the near-infinite range of engine speed/load combinations which can occur and the need to ensure both efficiency plus low emissions under those conditions

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"Stuff is exported at cost"

Which is perfectly fine per WTO rules. It's exporting BELOW costs which is classified as dumping

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Re: what do the rest do when EV's are being forced on us all

Once upon a time the USA had the best and most extensive public transport networks in the world - right up until the start of the 1950s

The automobile industry had a direct role in killing that off and like so many other things in the USA, there are "racial" factors which aggravated the mess

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Re: :)

When it's that cold, ICEs won't start (or if they do start won't run long) without those block heaters to warm the oil up from "gel"

One of the more interesting observations about EVs in seriously cold environments is that despite reduced ranges, users still like them because of features such as preheating and they don't need to be run for 30 minutes just to warm up enough to be able to drive them (as one user put it: "Unlike my diesel cars, you can just get in and drive")

US airspace closures, lack of answers deepen East Coast drone mystery

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Re: New Jersey: stupid isn't just for red states since 1787

"some people shooting at a USPS plane"

Being shot at is an occupational hazard for aircraft around many USA airports

I wish I was joking. Bullet holes are a depressingly common discovery during maintenance checks