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    Lady Dealer (NHB Modern Plays)
    Lady Dealer (NHB Modern Plays)
    Lady Dealer (NHB Modern Plays)
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    Lady Dealer (NHB Modern Plays)

    By Martha Watson Allpress

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    For Charly, every day is the same. Things used to be different, when there was Clo, but now there isn't Clo, and Charly doesn't want to dwell on that. She just wants to chug coffee, blast Beastie Boys and deal drugs. Simple.
    But when Charly suffers a power cut, she's forced back into the real world of knock-off Morrisseys, disapproving mothers and, ultimately, a world she has to navigate alone.
    Lady Dealer is a mile-a-minute, one-person poem play by Martha Watson Allpress about forgiveness, the exhaustion of trying, and mistaking self-destruction for self-preservation.
    It premiered in Paines Plough's Roundabout during the 2023 Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNick Hern Books
    Release dateAug 10, 2023
    ISBN9781788507066
    Lady Dealer (NHB Modern Plays)
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    Martha Watson Allpress

    Martha Watson Allpress is a writer and actor. Her plays include: Lady Dealer (Edinburgh Fringe, 2023); and Patricia Gets Ready (for a date with the man who used to hit her) (VAULT Festival, London, 2020; Edinburgh Fringe, 2021; Brixton House, 2022).

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      Lady Dealer (NHB Modern Plays) - Martha Watson Allpress

      Martha Watson Allpress

      LADY DEALER

      NICK HERN BOOKS

      London

      www.nickhernbooks.co.uk

      Contents

      Original Production Details

      Character

      Notes

      Lady Dealer

      About the Author

      Copyright and Performing Rights Information

      Lady Dealer premiered at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August 2023 at Paines Plough’s Roundabout at Summerhall, produced by Grace Dickson Productions. The cast was as follows:

      Character

      CHARLY, late twenties. Gobby. Probably would’ve lazily been called a ‘tomboy’ at school. Well read. Smart. Has absolutely no interest in you and your life. Knowingly moves big and speaks big, so you don’t see the littleness inside her.

      Notes

      The script can be minimally altered to account for the accent/ home of the actor playing Charly. Preferably Charly is from South London/Essex. Charly must not have an RP accent.

      Charly cannot stop, else she feels it all.

      Whilst the ‘I am fine’s do not need to be exact in number, they do need to go on meaningfully longer than expected. Push past the instinct to stop. Say it, keep saying it, want to stop, and keep going. And keep going. And keep going. And keep going. And keep going. And keep going. And keep going.

      Underlined text indicates it is not Charly speaking, however, it is at the director’s discretion how this is conveyed.

      This ebook was created before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.

      There is the intro to ‘Sabotage’ by Beastie Boys. Always heading up and up, crescendoing constantly to a climax it never reaches. There is only the intro. There is only noise.

      There is also a hum of weed.

      There is also a baby crying. There is also the bitter taste of bile. There is also the stench of decade-old-vomit. There is also the cackle of teenage laughter. There are also friends that aren’t friendly. There is also the abyss of a lover. There is also the phrase ‘class-traitor’. There is also a father who doesn’t exist. There is also a mother who exists a bit too much. There is also a country that genuinely sucks balls. There is also the sound of cash rubbing against cash. There are also unsayable words. There is also the NHS. There is also climate change, income inequality and the fact that that singer cheated on that actor. There is also Ezra Collective. There is also an argument five doors down. There is also the noise of a fast-food chain that only exists in that fast-food chain. There are also too many people. There is also China’s solution to that. There is also your phone. There is also the news. There is also fast fashion. There is also your bank.

      There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      There is also more. There is also more.

      CHARLY wakes up.

      CHARLY steadies her breath.

      She is fine. She is fine. She is fine.

      It takes as long as it takes.

      She dry-retches. She swallows it.

      Then she entirely changes who she is.

      CHARLY.

      I wake up.

      I wake up wondering if today is going to be the same.

      And it will.

      But it’s nice to play that game. Gonna grow up eventually but not today because today will be the same.

      Sure, I could aim higher than the high guy but why would I do that when today feels like yesterday and yesterday was what it was what it was what it was. Coz. My days have structure. I’m not trying to piss on my days, like, they’re not bad. But basically, being me involves a lot of the same. Surely you can relate. The mundanity of a day keeps us all safe. Sudden digressions of the norm reform reshape the butterfly effect. I’ve seen that film; I’m not trying to die. Or lose an arm. I am happy to make out with Amy Smart, but that’s not the point.

      The point is, I am fine, and today is going to be the same.

      Sure, if I did things different it would be different. But I don’t and I won’t coz I can’t so it’s not. Are you following? I’m swallowing my pride here, guys. I’m trying to explain, that today is going to be the same and that’s okay. That’s good. So it should. Sorted. So. I should continue.

      Right?

      Dare ya.

      I wake up.

      PS – if

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