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    The 47th (NHB Modern Plays)
    The 47th (NHB Modern Plays)
    The 47th (NHB Modern Plays)
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    The 47th (NHB Modern Plays)

    By Mike Bartlett

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    2024. As America goes to the polls, democracy itself is on the brink. Who takes the White House – and at what cost?
    Mike Bartlett's viciously funny and foreboding The 47th is a dazzling glimpse into the underbelly of the greatest political show on earth: the US presidential race.
    It was first produced at The Old Vic, London, in March 2022 by The Old Vic, Sonia Friedman Productions and Annapurna Theatre, directed by Rupert Goold, and featuring Bertie Carvel as Donald J. Trump, Tamara Tunie as Kamala Harris, and Lydia Wilson as Ivanka Trump.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNick Hern Books
    Release dateApr 8, 2022
    ISBN9781788505352
    The 47th (NHB Modern Plays)
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    Mike Bartlett

    Mike Barlett is an award-winning playwright whose plays include: Scandaltown (Lyric Hammersmith, 2022); The 47th (Old Vic, London, 2022); Mrs Delgado (Old Fire Station, Oxford, 2021); Vassa, adapted from Maxim Gorky's play Vassa Zheleznova (Almeida Theatre, London, 2019); Snowflake (Old Fire Station, Oxford, 2018; revived at Kiln Theatre, London, 2019); Albion (Almeida Theatre, 2017); Wild (Hampstead Theatre, 2016); Game (Almeida Theatre, 2015); King Charles III (Almeida/West End/Broadway, 2014-15); An Intervention (Paines Plough/Watford Palace Theatre); Bull (Sheffield Theatres/Off-Broadway); Medea (Glasgow Citizens/Headlong); Chariots of Fire (based on the film; Hampstead/West End); 13 (National Theatre); Love, Love, Love (Paines Plough/Plymouth Drum/Royal Court); Earthquakes in London (Headlong/National Theatre); Cock (Royal Court/Off-Broadway); Artefacts (Nabokov/Bush); Contractions and My Child (Royal Court). He was Writer-in-Residence at the National Theatre in 2011, and the Pearson Playwright-in-Residence at the Royal Court Theatre in 2007. Cock won an Olivier Award for Outstanding Achievement in an Affiliate Theatre in 2010. Love, Love, Love won the TMA Best New Play Award in 2011. Bull won the same award in 2013. King Charles III won the Critics' Circle Award for Best New Play in 2015. He has written several plays for BBC Radio, winning the Writers' Guild Tinniswood and Imison prizes for Not Talking. His work for television includes Press (BBC One, 2018); Trauma (ITV, 2018); two series of Doctor Foster (BBC One, 2015 and 2017, Best New Drama at the National Television Awards); and The Town (ITV1, 2012).

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      The 47th (NHB Modern Plays) - Mike Bartlett

      ACT ONE

      1.1

      Mar-a-Lago.

      TRUMP arrives on a golf buggy. Dismounts.

      TRUMP.

      I know, I know. You hate me. So much right?

      My face, this hair, my wife, you loathe the way

      I hold my hand, when making points. My lips?

      And even though you’re all so liberal,

      You judge me by the colour of my skin!

      Not cool. Not cool. Just unbelievable

      But it’s okay, I like a tan, I do.

      And hey, your hate is real, and beautiful.

      It’s special hate, it makes you pure,

      And yet, you just can’t get enough of me.

      You scan what I’ve done next, like slowing down

      In traffic ‘Where’s the blood? The severed head?

      I’m shocked, it’s gross!’ But you can’t turn away.

      You all adore my entertainment.

      And more than that! It’s not just fun you want,

      Because although I fib (I do, a bit),

      It’s through this muddy fiction that I find

      The richest of commodities: The truth.

      You all proclaim your proscribed slogans, keen

      To show you’re allies, ‘Oh yes sir! Me too!’

      But those progressive mouths stay strangely closed

      In moments when your far more honest hearts

      Are telling you with clarity, this isn’t right!

      The white men in the audience, you know

      Just how it feels when you are told without

      Connection to an action or a word

      With no regard to anything you’ve done

      It’s slam! You’re racist! Blam! Forget a judge,

      The proof of guilt’s the pallor of your skin.

      And we all know there’s something wrong with that

      But you don’t want to say it. Sure. Well that’s okay,

      Cos here I am: Your devil. Oven-hot

      And hot to trot with seventy-eight years done

      And little left to lose.

      We’ll have some fun tonight, for I have plans

      And plots aplenty, death and life and love

      And gorgeous girls and men in pricey suits.

      So eat your popcorn, settle down, listen hard

      And watch, forget your heart, instead give me

      Your gut (that’s if you even have one left

      You democratic motherfucking cunts).

      Cos yes we’re talking hate, not yours but mine

      Of those that forced me from my rightful house.

      To four years lonely exile here, four years

      I can’t afford, while they triumphant, laugh.

      They’ll rue their acts and suffer to the end

      Behold as I commence my just revenge.

      Enter IVANKA, DONALD TRUMP JR., and ERIC. DON JR with papers.

      DON JR.

      Hey Dad

      TRUMP.

      Hey Don.

      DON JR.

      You see? I shaved my beard.

      I think it takes ten years straight off! I’m told

      Without it people might by accident

      Take me for you, but thirty years ago.

      IVANKA.

      Er no.

      TRUMP.

      Who told you that?

      DON JR.

      Was Kimberley

      TRUMP.

      Without your beard you look – I’d say – diffuse?

      Because you have no chin, whilst I am blessed

      By bones with structure you would not believe.

      All from my father, in fact good looks were all

      He gave me.

      DON JR.

      But the millions in loans?

      And contacts, housing, backroom staff.

      TRUMP.

      It had

      His strings attached. No, nothing came for free.

      But here, the point is, I looked good. For gaze

      Upon my face in Home Alone, or Zoolander

      As I have done so many times, and see

      That there amongst the sexy guys and girls

      Of Hollywood, I hold my own amidst that pantheon.

      IVANKA.

      But Dad are you okay?

      DON JR.

      He’s good, but needs

      To sign these documents –

      TRUMP.

      Has Eric gone to sleep?

      IVANKA.

      He finds it hard

      To stay awake without a visual stimulus

      TRUMP.

      Too much pornography no doubt, hey son!

      ERIC.

      Oh Father there you are, I had a dream.

      TRUMP.

      That’s very sweet. But now before my own

      Attention wanes, let’s speak ’bout why I called

      You here. For I’ve been thinking hard upon

      My legacy. To whom I’ll leave it all.

      Tradition would suggest I share myself

      Between all three, in equal measure bound

      With equal love. But that feels not aligned

      With my philosophy: to find the art

      Within the deal.

      And so today we’ll choose the path ahead

      Just one alone will be my rightful heir

      And I demand you earn it all right here:

      My cash, my contacts and what’s more: my love.

      By now explaining why it’s you that should

      Deserve my patronage.

      DON JR.

      Explain? I’d thought it obvious

      ERIC.

      Just one?

      TRUMP.

      Just one.

      DON JR.

      Okay. Well, if we must,

      As eldest I’ll go first. Endowed your name

      When you’re unable to attend it’s me

      They want. Like you I work that crowd into

      A frenzy. Blazing adoration at

      The Trump who’s standing there aloft.

      When I begin to speak, they stare, and hang

      On every word –

      TRUMP.

      (They cannot wait for me.)

      DON JR.

      Before too long the zealous clamour grows,

      The thousands chanting out my name

      TRUMP.

      (My name.)

      DON JR.

      And just like you

      My businesses have always grown and thrived,

      I am your mirror, Father. Donald named

      And Donald Trump in bloody nature too.

      TRUMP.

      Thanks mirror man. Who’s next to sue?

      ERIC.

      Though second born I’m pleading safety first.

      While you so rightly went ashore to halt

      The tide of socialism I did keep

      The ship afloat. And when you came aboard

      Again to look upon your treasured works,

      Entrusted to my hands four years before,

      You said to me, and these your very words:

      I’d ‘done okay’.

      TRUMP.

      You did okay.

      ERIC.

      ‘Okay’.

      From you the highest compliment indeed.

      I’ve watched all fourteen seasons of your show

      And none of your contestants make my match.

      So look: You’ve got your real Apprentice here.

      And oh what luck! He proudly bears your name.

      TRUMP.

      Presenting as a safety net? That’s bold.

      And now my gorgeous girl, what can you say

      To roundly trump your siblings’ pitch? Speak.

      IVANKA.

      Nothing, Father.

      TRUMP.

      Nothing?

      IVANKA.

      Nothing.

      TRUMP.

      Well Jesus sweetheart play the game at least.

      It’s not like you to coyly act the mute

      To shyly duck your head and like a kid

      Who cannot hit a ball, decide the game’s

      The fraud and not his fat-assed loser self.

      (Don’t get me wrong your ass is something else)

      IVANKA.

      If as my father you know not my love

      Then words will not identify your daughter.

      Your rightful heir will never beg, but trade.

      You know my talent, and my promise too.

      I’m grateful for all that you have bestowed

      And vow that I’ll repay that loan not just

      In full but with my share of interest.

      A moment.

      TRUMP.

      And just like that the mic is roundly dropped.

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