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Vittorio Monti (6 January 1868 – 20 June 1922) was an Italian composer, violinist, mandolinist and conductor. His most famous work is his Csárdás, written around 1904 and played by almost every gypsy orchestra.
Monti was born in Naples, where he studied violin and composition at the Conservatorio di San Pietro a Majella. Around 1900 he received an assignment as the conductor for the Lamoureux Orchestra in Paris, where he wrote several ballets and operettas, for example, Noël de Pierrot. He also wrote a method for mandolin Petite Méthode pour Mandoline, 98049, in which he included some of his own works, Perle Brillante, Dans Una Gondola, and Au Petit Jour. There were also works by F. Paolo Tosti.
A salut d'amor (Occitan: [saˈlud daˈmur], Catalan: [səˈɫud dəˈmor] or [saˈlud daˈmor]; "love letter", lit. "greeting") or (e)pistola (epistle) was an Occitan lyric poem of the troubadours, written as a letter from one lover to another in the tradition of courtly love. Some songs preserved in the Italian quattrocento and cinquecento chansonniers are labelled in the rubrics as saluts (or some equivalent), but the salut is not treated as a genre by medieval Occitan grammarians. The trouvères copied the Occitan song style into Old French as the salut d'amour. There are a total of nineteen surviving Occitan saluts and twelve French ones, with a Catalan examples (of the salutació amorosa) also.
The poetic form probably derives from the classical Latin love letter and through a blending of the ars dictaminis and the early Occitan canso. Occitan scholar Pierre Bec argued that the salut was tripartite, possessing an introduction, body, and conclusion. Christiane Leube believes that the Latin five-part division of salutatio, captatio benevolentiae, narratio, petitio, and conclusio formed the basis for the salut, but that the salutatio and captatio blended into one segment and all but the conclusio being less rigidly delineated. Dietmar Rieger regards the salut less as a letter than as a variant of the canso intended not to be sung in performance but to be read. The Occitan saluts do not have stanzas or refrains, but several French ones do (salut à refrains). Structurally they are usually octosyllabic rhyming couplets, but a few are hexasyllabic and Raimon de Miraval wrote a heterometric salut. They often end with a one-word verse, unrhymed with anything previous, that gives the addressee: Domna or Dompna.
Salut d'Amour, Op. 12, is a musical work composed by Edward Elgar in 1888, originally written for violin and piano.
Elgar finished the piece in July 1888, when he was romantically involved with Caroline Alice Roberts, and he called it "Liebesgruss" ('Love's Greeting') because of Miss Roberts' fluency in German. When he returned home to London on 22 September from a holiday at the house of his friend Dr. Charles Buck, in Settle, he presented it to her as an engagement present.
The dedication was in French: "à Carice". "Carice" was a combination of his wife's names Caroline Alice, and was the name to be given to their daughter born two years later.
It was not published by Schott & Co. until a year later, and the first editions were for violin and piano, piano solo, cello and piano, and for small orchestra. Few copies were sold until Schott changed the title to "Salut d'Amour" with Liebesgruss as a sub-title, and the composer's name as 'Ed. Elgar'. The French title, Elgar realised, would help the work to be sold not only in France but in other European countries. Schott was a German publisher, with offices in Mainz, London, Paris and Brussels.
Salut D'Amour may refer to:
Coordinates: 40°58′N 43°56′E / 40.967°N 43.933°E / 40.967; 43.933
Salut (Armenian: Սալուտ) is a village in the Shirak Province of Armenia.
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Telepathy is a software framework which can be used to make software for interpersonal communications such as instant messaging, Voice over IP or videoconferencing. Telepathy enables the creation of communications applications using components via the D-Bus inter-process communication mechanism. Through this it aims to simplify development of communications applications and promote code reuse within the free software and open source communities by defining a logical boundary between the applications and underlying network protocols.
There are free software implementations of various protocols that export Telepathy interfaces:
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Apreciados suscriptores y usuarios de youtube es para mi un gran honor presentarles una maravillosa obra del inglè Edward William Elgar,llamada Salut d'Amour Op.12(en francès) ò Saludo del Amor Op.12 (en español) y para los hablantes del idioma inglès Love`s Greeting Op.12. Obra.-Salut d'Amour Op.12 Autor.- Edward William Elgar. Edward William Elgar naciò un 2 de junio de 1857en Broadheath, Inglaterra y muere un 23 de febrero de 1934,en Worcester, ibidem).Fue un compositor inglés. Muchas de sus obras han entrado en el repertorio clásico de concierto británico e internacional.Elgar concluyó la pieza en 1888, cuando estaba comprometido con Caroline Alice Roberts y llamó a la obra «Liebesgruss» («Saludo de amor») debido a la soltura que tenía Alice con el alemán. Cuando regresó a Londres ...
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Sir Edward Elgar (1857-1934) - Salut d'Amour (Liebesgruß), Op. 12 (1888) Itzhak Perlman, violin Rohan De Silva, piano State dinner in honor of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (2007)
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Violin: Anastasiya Petryshak Piano: Lorenzo Meo Edward Elgar Salut d'Amour, Op. 12 Zunfthaus Zur Waag - Zürich (Switzerland) Video - Alessandro Pisano ➜ YouTube Channel: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-Iscriviti Follow Anastasiya Petryshak: ➜ Facebook page: http://facebook.com/Petryshak.Anastasiya ➜ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anastasiya_petryshak ➜ Twitter: https://twitter.com/APetryshak ➜ Website: http://www.anastasiyapetryshak.com
Salut d'amour Berliner Philharmoniker Edward Elgar op 12
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Download the sheet music below: https://www.virtualsheetmusic.com/score/Salut.html Be sure to Like this Video! Play along with Sarah Chang in her amazing performance, practice and enjoy playing the beautiful Salut d' Amour by Edward Elgar. ------------------------------------------------------------- Find the sheet music of this piece at: https://www.virtualsheetmusic.com/score/Salut.html Speed-up, slow-down, set up loops and more with the interactive player on VSM: https://www.virtualsheetmusic.com/score/Salut.html#kb Is there any other piece you'd like a similar video for? Please, post your suggestion in the comments below, and be sure to like this video! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Services and Systems used b...
Sarah Chang - Salut d'amour, Op.12 - Elgar, Andrew von Oeyen, pianist 클래식 오디세이.E568.120425.HDTV.XviD-KOR, 장영주 사랑의 인사 엘가
Vittorio Monti (6 January 1868 – 20 June 1922) was an Italian composer, violinist, mandolinist and conductor. His most famous work is his Csárdás, written around 1904 and played by almost every gypsy orchestra.
Monti was born in Naples, where he studied violin and composition at the Conservatorio di San Pietro a Majella. Around 1900 he received an assignment as the conductor for the Lamoureux Orchestra in Paris, where he wrote several ballets and operettas, for example, Noël de Pierrot. He also wrote a method for mandolin Petite Méthode pour Mandoline, 98049, in which he included some of his own works, Perle Brillante, Dans Una Gondola, and Au Petit Jour. There were also works by F. Paolo Tosti.
[Eminem]
Ugh.. yo yo yo, yo
[Chorus: Eminem]
I've been so many places, I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
I've climbed the highest mountain, once or twice but who's countin
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
[Eminem]
Yo, yo
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops)
Aww [shit], I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick and lost her foster kids (ahh!)
This room make me hallucinate
Then I sweat 'til I start losin weight
'Til I see dumb [shit] start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
{*GUNFIRE*} I said come on, bounce (ahh!)
Everybody in the house doin mass amounts (me!)
To the women in the thongs with they asses out (oh)
We don't bull[shit], better ask around
D-12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is crashin out
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out
Come on!
[Kon Artis and Kuniva]
[Fuck] that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestlin Elton John
Heh, hey Von you see me steppin on these leprechauns?
It gotta be Tums, the Exlaxe is gone
Ya I took them all dawg with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone
Naw it's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of [cum]
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?
Yo stop actin stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new [shit] (eww!)
Yeah I think I did too much (uh-huh)
I think I got the runs (uh-huh)
Rolaids, Pepto and Tums -- watch out, here it comes! {*laughter*}
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {*babbling*}
[Proof]
Hop hills, hills I hop
Hop two hills on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was +Incredible+ and killed the +Hulk+
I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes fall back and I'm scared for days
And when I'm, over weight and my golf ball broke
No okey-doke, I'm packin my nose with soap
{*cough cough cough*} Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Aww, poor baby, born by [whore] lady
Now I'm payin child support.. (it's your baby!)
[Swifty McVay]