• Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    ★★★

    Where the fuck is Verbalase

  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    ★★★★★

    Wow there’s genuinely not a single bad adaptation of Scott Pilgrim

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★★½

    Tis the season of creepy motion capture Christmas films (only 2)

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    I want Ralph Ineson to read my eulogy

  • Frosty the Snowman

    Frosty the Snowman

    ★★★½

    Guys I don’t think Frosty is real

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    It’s a Nosferatu Christmas

  • The Wizard of Oz

    The Wizard of Oz

    ★★★★★

    Man this edible ain’t hitting cuz Im still seeing sepia tone

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    I’m fuckin wet

  • A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    ★★★★½

    Charlie Brown is just like me in the sense that my communication skills are totally fucked

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    The Oscars are near and it’s a good excuse to rewatch this masterpiece of a film

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★★★½

    What the actual fuck is pillow talk

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★★

    MR SQUIDWARD-

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